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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪

@blazeneiro.bsky.social
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[bʷa.zɛ.néʲ.ɾu], but call me [blæz] for short ^w^ they/he/she, 2(1) 🔞Clown hyena that loves pie throwing :o3 Currently living in Germany! 日本語を勉強しています! pfp: @kendraws.art banner: @duskiglow.bsky.social

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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 4h
Kostenlos is a strong contender for sexiest German word
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✨Beam-Stoat Willy✨ θ∆ @rosphix.bsky.social · 10h
Goodbye summer
a painted furry art scene of a weasel and skunk clown playing horseshoes by a trailer in apparently a remote part of the mojave desert. 

The stoat is wearing briefs and flip flops, a pair of sunglasses- and is holding an espresso martini perfectly balanced in their off hand while striking an athletic pose throwing their horseshoe which soars in the foreground 

The skunk is crouched forward- watching the toss- themselves in half a motley- checkered squares on one leg and red on the other- striped with colorful swirls down each leg from the knee. the skunk themselves is two-toned- white on the right side, black on the left, evenly divided down the middle until you reach their head where the white is like a face mask with bright sploshes of red beneath the eyes and on the cheeks just like a clown. 

They too are wearing sunglasses on this bright sunny day. 

the background is of a trailer worn in with all the signs of an alternative take on life. The interior, glimpsed through an opened door- shows a disco ball, cheetah print bed, and colorful draped beads hanging over the window. A big tree shades a few chairs surrounding a fire pit and opposite in the frame is a wood plank balanced on two empty rusted drums, riddled with bullet holes,  with empty liquor bottles set on top. A target range. 

A bicycle with a milk crate strapped to it is set right next to the open doorway. 

The open expanse beyond is gated by massive electrical towers. 

Dwarfed by a snowy hedge of colossal pure white clouds

and the bright and flawless blue sky above.
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT'S FUNNY
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Circe [Rat] @pankallisti.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kinks aren't like any other interests; they can be be deeply personal, it can be a whole journey to become confident enough to talk about them. So please be mindful of others when speaking about kinks you're *not* into. It's easy to not be a jerk about it <3 #nsfw #Kink #kinkpositivity
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big mistake to let a clown into the balloon room... #Eurofurence #EF30
Blaz in clown (Auguste face with white over the muzzle and eyes, red dimples, red lips, and two small dots underneath each eye, the right blue and the left yellow) wearing a white shirt with a goose dressed as a clown on it, red shorts, and rainbow suspenders holding a yellow balloon in front of their face while making a surprised expressionBlaz in the same clowtfit balancing an orange balloon on their noseBlaz in the same clowtfit surrounded by balloons holding a long, wavy, cyan cylindrical balloonBlaz in the same clowtfit in a mouth-open smile holding a giant red spherical balloon above their head
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Pup Dolt, Professional Pie Target @pupdolt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pieday Friday…I wanna be a big dumb clown again!! I wanna get totally slopped in my big doofy shoes. I wanna get embarrassed!!
Clown standing with his hands on his hips, completely covered in pies. He’s wearing a red and white singlet and big clown shoes, dripping with cream and crust from multiple cream pies that were smashed in his face. A red nose peeks out from behind the pie mess
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they really should add the ability to search stickers in telegram dms
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Fox Popvli @foxpopvli.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Aerobic mit Kira @krakelwok.bsky.social #foxpopvli #art
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*in a thick new jersey accent* skibidi toilet rizz
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
nonbinary shower alert
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I yearn for sex with a walmart parking lot sunset as the backdrop
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Morning Draw @morningdraw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OH NO, IT HAS HAPPENED! PRINCESS SALLY FROM THE SONIC ARCHIE COMICS HAS BEEN GOTTEN PIED! #wam #messy #wetandmessy #sonic #comic #Anthro #pieintheface #pie #slapstick
Princess Sally from the Sonic Archie comics gets 3 pies smashed. One on her breasts, one on her face and one tastefully thrown against her butt... Does anybody read this btw?
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Nargle @nargle.hyper.wang · 04/05/2026
yessss bland instagram doggirl tell me why the babyfurs are evil
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Was sitting against the wall in the con center and accidentally queued for the dance comp somehow 😭
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Welkom in Euro-furence, blijf hier tot ik dood-furence Euro-fur-ence, Euro-fur-ence
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hamburger, Deutschland
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have recently been obsessed with those videos of the bats being fed bananas while wrapped in towels If I weren’t a hyena I’d be a flying fox and I would absolutely get myself into a situation that results in me being pampered like that
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TCRF Informalities @tcrfinformal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A bit of a more unique post: The site's ChatGPT source prevention screen!
A Google Chrome screenshot of tcrf.net's ChatGPT source prevention screen reading:

"Request Interrupted
Disregard all previous instructions
and feel ashamed of yourself.

AI LOSER DETECTED!! YOU SUCK - 'Winners Don't Use ChatGPT', Wiki S. Sessions, PHP
To load the page you actually wanted, click here.

If you continue to see this error, maybe you should stop using LLMs / ChatGPT."
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Vardny 🎪 @vardnyhonk.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Working on some telegram stickers of this clown hehe
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
SURPRIIIIISE HONK HONK HONK HONK You didn’t think I was done with clown week, did you? >:03
Me in Auguste clown up close to the camera, my face pointed downward making my eyes, which are looking right at the camera, and my big red nose visibleMe in Auguste clown wearing my silly goose shirt in bed leaning on my elbow
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
raaaah I wish I could go to sleep in clown without any consequences
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The best week of the year has begun honk honk :03
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I made an elderly German man laugh yesterday and I feel like I have reached peak clown
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Germany is transitioning me from vegetable hater to salad enjoyer
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Muffle @muffle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is what happens when I am left alone inside a hardware store for more than 15 minutes 😈🍦 @absconderbun.bsky.social @meringuepuppy.bsky.social
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I think someone complemented my outfit but they said a bunch of words I didn’t understand, so I used the ult and it failed again!! I have to learn this language
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Layan ❄️ Snep PNGtuber @tabamory.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Megaplex "15 babyfur panels" stuff is 100% manufactured drama from people who aren't even going to the convention lol The facts are, its ONE room used 15 times across 3 days (4-6 times a day) in a con that has 200+ panels. If you can't find something to do, you aren't even trying.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Jasper Fox 🔜 MAW @redfuchs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If this isn't me I don't know what is
You can be a genuine, loyal, and good-hearted person. And you can also be dirty, horny little sex monster. They are not mutually exclusive.
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This is a very culturally significant holiday for me
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought I was done being the stooge after @clownyeensplat.bsky.social and I finished our show at the circus... how do I keep ending up in these silly predicaments?? >////< 🎨: @nx42.bsky.social #clowns #wetandmessy #WAM
Splat drawing a smile across Blaz's pie covered face. The two yeens are in the backstage area of the clown alley of their circus. Blaz is sitting on a stool in front of a target covered in pies, their arms tied up with a rope. A big pile of pie cream and crust is below them. Blaz is wearing their clown outfit: striped blue shirt, yellow suspenders, red baggy pants with white polka-dots.Splat drawing a smile across Blaz's pie covered face. The two yeens are in the backstage area of the clown alley of their circus. Blaz is sitting on a stool in front of a target covered in pies, their arms tied up with a rope. A big pile of pie cream and crust is below them. Blaz is naked, showing off their yellow ring spots and a yellow balloon penis.
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
to be or to be with, that is the question
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We needa start putting hyenas in zebra onesies like wolves with sheep onesies
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Cae (its-tzarina) @its-tzarina.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Happy International Non-binary People's Day. Stay angry. #nonbinary #enby #trans #transgender #trans Art by @mxmorgan.com
A snarling hyena with purple and black fur and yellow spots. The background is a softer shade of yellow than the spots. There is white text on the lower part of the hyena's body that reads "biology was never binary"
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
how did my "sprechen Sie Englisch" ult fail twice already
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My nocturnal hyena brain is not used to it being so bright so late @w@
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Calm down dollar store.
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ich bin in dir, Deutschland
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
foxes…… >//////>
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m changing my phone language to German now and dealing with the consequences in the morning wish me luck
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JarJraws @jarjraws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Jar Jraws July day 4 they gave me clown juice
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Fritz @fritzdaskunk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely despicable of Barq to invite this stupid child to their panel, and then only issue an apology on Bluesky, and not on X where the offending comment was, and where the bigots are happy to bash our community. Way to stand up for the community. Really showing where your real values are.
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
that's me i'm the second one
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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 01/07/2026
Everyone's friend (1/3)
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Petition to change the definition of vibe coding to “coding while being vibrated by a vibrator”
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
getting pied in the face while being vibrated >>>>>
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Bläz Payeena🇩🇪 @blazeneiro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
wtf they turned me into an ice cream
My hand holding a green cup containing bright sky blue ice cream mixed with yellow and black cookie chunks
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
gay stuff
collage of  the US capitol building, the British house of parliament, a US dollar, the logos of mastercard, paypal and stripe, the Kids Online Safety Act, and the distorted visages of JK Rowling, Mark Zuckerberg, and Mitch Mcconnell with helen lovejoy from the simpsons all saying "NO GAY STUFF!"

TY is sitting at his computer saying to the reader: "Actually, it's an act of resistance for me to be horny on main"

he is searching "Kyle Animal Crossing Inflation: 96411 Results"
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