Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 12/10/2026When I was in third grade, I told one of my classmates that Christopher Columbus was a bad man, and he responded with "You're a bad man!" 4100
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026At an after show, and I want a raging version of Rockapella 010
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This dialect tester absolutely has me dead to rights. mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 010
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Didn't realize how much I could rile up book club by saying "I skip the Tom Bombadil chapters." 010
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 30/07/2026This arbitrary multiplication by 5 has made me incensed 2120
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Why yes, I did plan a 20 mile bike ride to get this sourdough cinnamon bun cc @snugbooksbmore.bsky.social 040
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I will give my undying loyalty to any jam band that covers this song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBv5...youtube.comOlivia Rodrigo - expectations (Lyric Video)YouTube video by OliviaRodrigoVEVO 030
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The sinks at the Kohl Center are so aggressive that I'm going to need to give to Calico Cut Pants 020
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 08/07/2026static.klipy.comCaptain Holt Brooklyn Nine NineAlt: Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 shouting "Vindication!" 050
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Goose setbreak music includes Franz Ferdinand, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, Natasha Bedingfield, and The Killers 360
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I would like the neighborhood cats to please stop leaving mouse corpses on my property 010
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Note to self, a cherry that looks like a butt is hiding a second pit 000
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I just saw the New York Knicks become champions 160
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 12/06/2026New albums for Goose and Olivia Rodrigo today? Great day for my eclectic interests 010
Reposted by Lemon Scurvymtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I grew up in Maryland and Ledo Pizza sucks ass. "Oh it's a rectangle!" like there's a reason pizzas are not supposed to be rectangles 291264
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 24/04/2026The screen motif has changed, so this is not part of Fuego. It's just "Jam" 110
Reposted by Lemon Scurvybecky @beckymayyy.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Friend is selling a floor for tomorrow (Thursday 4/23 at SPHERE) for face (maybe even without fees) please rt for viz ty 01829
Reposted by Lemon ScurvyDoug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 17/03/2026to all who celebrate this annual traditionyoutu.beDanny BoyYouTube video by Blakwulf 9402195
Reposted by Lemon Scurvythe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit 126162133985
Reposted by Lemon ScurvyMarie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 03/03/2026friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh 462767490
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Jane Austen will literally have eight pages of dialogue about a character you know nothing about and the very next chapter is "btw, this is the character's backstory" 020
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 10/02/2026All I remembered was the two left feet bit, absolutely loved this boxd.it/d4eMdFboxd.itA ★★★★★ review of Best in Show (2000)This movie was already the funniest thing ever, and then Fred Willard showed up and brought it to new heights. 390
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Okay, when's the official Defenestration of Adam Gase? 010
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I feel like I'd benefit from a pop-up video version of that halftime show (still, it was quite fun!) 030
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I remember telling some people on here that I was going to see No Other Choice this weekend. I just did, and it was great 030
Lemon Scurvy @blawrence42.bsky.social · 29/12/2025The new year's gag is Big Ball Jam but it's Jalen Brunson dropping buckets 010