Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15mJust watched a cyber truck do a 6 point turn to get out of their driveway on this tiny residential street 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The neck frills are trying to do a threat display underneath his skin suit 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026starting to think the text I got Monday that said one person I care about will die each day until I pay up might not have been spam. 011
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I recently discovered i can read my cats thoughts, they sound the same as my tinnitus. 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Would it be unethical to give starving people Ozempic so they stop being so hungry? 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Argentina has to lose because they were mean to the top gear guys that one time 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Mitch McConnell has had his consciousness scraped by an LLM which will hold his seat for eternity. 050
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Do you think Hannibal Lecter's parents knew when they named him that it would rhyme with the exact type of horrible monster he would eventually become? 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I've been adding pictures of Chow Yun Fat shooting guns to my texts to spice them up a bit and I think im on to something because it makes whatever im saying at least 2x more badass. "K, see you at 7" 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Songs stuck in my head at work today Phantom of the Opera - Iron Maiden Time - Pink Floyd Strength of Strings - Gene Clark The Lash - Blackbird Raum Drip Drip - Comus Ice cream man song Anyways - Genesis 020
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026My colleague is such a workaholic, shes always drinking alcohol at work 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Voice over guy in my training videos today sounds like the Nostalgia critic. helloooo and welcome to part 3 of this 9 part training on 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Earworms today Cross eyed Mary - jethro tull Home depot commercial jingle Dixie (Une toune qui me revient) - Harmonium Laichzeit - Rammstein 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Songs stuck in my head today Shine on you crazy diamond- pink floyd The price - leprous Tangled up in plaid - qotsa The theme from castle in the sky No one knows - qotsa Hilly fields - nick nicely 010
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The bass pro pyramid has dropped out of the great American state fair 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Grogu has dropped out of the great American state fair 010
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Don't call me dont text me dont email me my out of office is on la la la la la la la I cant hear you la la la la la 020
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Theres always that one guy in the public bathroom grunting and moaning while they do their business 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Do you know who I am? I run these streets. And by that I mean I run on these streets. And by run I mean walk sometimes. 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026He then sniffed his shit covered hand for a sec, and proceeded to dust off his hands getting the shit on both of his hands before continuing on.media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt is standing next to a body of water with boats in the background .ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing next to a body of water with boats in the background . 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026A few months ago I was on a walk and saw a guy on the other side of the street stopping to let his dog poop. When it finished he pulled out a bag and reached down to pick up the poo with his BARE hand to put it in the bag in his other hand. 100
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I was telling a couple friends about this at a party a few weeks ago. Halfway through I started feeling like I sounded like a conspiracy psycho and got self conscious, even though it's all true. 010
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026A crow just tried to poop on me while flying over. I looked up just in time to see it and jump out of the way. 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I see our president has received the glorious light of Allah this Easter Sunday 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026In 15 years I see myself as a year round giant skeleton in the yard kind of guy 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 06/03/2026My coworker is learning to moonwalk and fart at the same time 000
Reposted by Bread BoySpooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not 228180856231
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I hated Aquaman so much I walked out of the theater out of boredom thinking why am I sitting here when I could go home and sleep. Killing of a sacred deer also pissed me off but I didn't necessarily think it was bad I guess. 000
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Reboot of static shock, but now he's called septic shock and has poopy biohazard powers instead of electricity. He still rides on a manhole cover to get around, dunno about propulsion 000
Reposted by Bread BoyJames Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls 9424683514402
Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose 000
