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Bread Boy

@blargler.bsky.social
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nothing good can happen, it can only bad happen.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The neck frills are trying to do a threat display underneath his skin suit
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Choosin' gay sex
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
starting to think the text I got Monday that said one person I care about will die each day until I pay up might not have been spam.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Start another war, I'm bored.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I recently discovered i can read my cats thoughts, they sound the same as my tinnitus.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Would it be unethical to give starving people Ozempic so they stop being so hungry?
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Mordal qombat
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
if no one got me i know getting
cozy in bed and rubbing my feet together like a cricket got me
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Anyone notice Matt Damon isn't Greek yet?
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Out here busting loads on the clock
Tractor trailer that says load busters
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I guess I like Spain now
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Argentina has to lose because they were mean to the top gear guys that one time
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell has had his consciousness scraped by an LLM which will hold his seat for eternity.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Are you telling me a brain died this death?
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do you think Hannibal Lecter's parents knew when they named him that it would rhyme with the exact type of horrible monster he would eventually become?
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Heh heh heh heh, glub. - Jimi Hendrix
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I've been adding pictures of Chow Yun Fat shooting guns to my texts to spice them up a bit and I think im on to something because it makes whatever im saying at least 2x more badass. "K, see you at 7"
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy Mozambique Day everyone.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sir may I interest you in some dessart?
Dessert menu that says "dessart menu"
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Songs stuck in my head at work today Phantom of the Opera - Iron Maiden Time - Pink Floyd Strength of Strings - Gene Clark The Lash - Blackbird Raum Drip Drip - Comus Ice cream man song Anyways - Genesis
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My colleague is such a workaholic, shes always drinking alcohol at work
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Having a mental breakdown
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Voice over guy in my training videos today sounds like the Nostalgia critic. helloooo and welcome to part 3 of this 9 part training on
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Having a cimmanom roll
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Earworms today Cross eyed Mary - jethro tull Home depot commercial jingle Dixie (Une toune qui me revient) - Harmonium Laichzeit - Rammstein
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Songs stuck in my head today Shine on you crazy diamond- pink floyd The price - leprous Tangled up in plaid - qotsa The theme from castle in the sky No one knows - qotsa Hilly fields - nick nicely
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The bass pro pyramid has dropped out of the great American state fair
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Grogu has dropped out of the great American state fair
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Don't call me dont text me dont email me my out of office is on la la la la la la la I cant hear you la la la la la
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Theres always that one guy in the public bathroom grunting and moaning while they do their business
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Do you know who I am? I run these streets. And by that I mean I run on these streets. And by run I mean walk sometimes.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Ate too much pizza now im in a p-hole
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A few months ago I was on a walk and saw a guy on the other side of the street stopping to let his dog poop. When it finished he pulled out a bag and reached down to pick up the poo with his BARE hand to put it in the bag in his other hand.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A crow just tried to poop on me while flying over. I looked up just in time to see it and jump out of the way.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I see our president has received the glorious light of Allah this Easter Sunday
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
In 15 years I see myself as a year round giant skeleton in the yard kind of guy
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
My coworker is learning to moonwalk and fart at the same time
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Spooxie 👻😱 @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Voodoo chili
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I hated Aquaman so much I walked out of the theater out of boredom thinking why am I sitting here when I could go home and sleep. Killing of a sacred deer also pissed me off but I didn't necessarily think it was bad I guess.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Deathcap For Cutie 🍄
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Shopping for something to put on the coffee table
Picture of a strange monkey sculpture looking upward expectantly with arms clasped together. $350Sculpture of Darth Vader sitting on a throne, presumably in his brutalist castle on Mustafar. $500
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Reboot of static shock, but now he's called septic shock and has poopy biohazard powers instead of electricity. He still rides on a manhole cover to get around, dunno about propulsion
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Jack Frost roasting on an open fire, chestnuts nipping at your nose
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
You gotta assume the bathroom in that Mos Eisley cantina was crazy
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Skot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Happy Hannukah
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Times New Roman, extra serif please.
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Bread Boy @blargler.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Dave's killer bees
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