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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Local cinema announced that this saturday's parent & baby screening is Digger
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liquid Glass sounds like a rejected Kojima character (maybe just cause of the liquid bit...)
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just installed the latest version of MacOS, glad that it took 17 GB to change the radius of the corners
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I give Digger (2026) a 1
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Butlerian Jihadist of House Dornick @shimminykricket.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Harvard just dropped a study AI productivity in software engineering and it found the average increase in productivity from using Claude code is.....zero and for exactly the reasons you'd think fion.ac/jellyfish.pdf
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AI companions? You mean I'll no longer have to fuck my abacus?
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Taylor Griggs @taylorgriggs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Portland if everyone knew how vibey TriMet buses are when they turn on the pink lights at night
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I give A Shaun the Sheep Movie: Farmageddon (2019) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The thing that I also don't understand, autism or not, is why you would take any post on this website seriously. Like I approach everything I see on here with the assumption that someone is taking the piss, and thus don't get mad lol
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm a real slut for a tesco meal deal
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"with great power comes great responsibility" - batman
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I give A Grand Day Out (1989) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I give Legally Blonde (2001) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paddington bear is CELIBATE, and I'm tired of everyone trying to convince me otherwise!!
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
More like find yourself in purgatory
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was talking to a guy at the pub and he kept telling me about these musicians he met, but then would immediately follow it up by saying "not that I care about *insert artist here*" lol
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I give Shaun the Sheep: The Beast of Mossy Bottom (2026) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last month everyone in the UK got an alert telling them not to grill outside
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
got tickets to see wildwood at the london film festival 😭
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good news everyone, our box is arriving a day early!
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I give Big Fish (2003) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I give Shaun the Sheep Movie (2015) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of the delivery services in London has this map with the face of your driver so you can see where they are. But it looks like he's gone for a swim mol
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I also find it funny that they address it to "the graffiti artist", like "i'm still gonna kill you for this, but I do respect the art form as a whole"
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I give Paterson (2016) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is the most embarrassing thing I've ever read. Why would you write this 😂
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now that you mention it, I don't think we've gotten fortune cookies since we left
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reading the lost numbers at the Chinese restaurant and seeing what I get
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to a Chinese restaurant with a random number generator and just getting whatever I roll
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I give The Terminal (2004) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thanks to the UK government, I can't see that image 😅
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Socks are the chastity belt of the toes
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playing around with VCV Rack, I don't know the first thing about making music, but I have managed to make some positively grating sounds. Nowhere to go but up!
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cinematography-mogging
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I give The Dark Knight Rises (2012) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*Mark Morrison voice* Return of *Borat voice* My wife
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Are you really an iron maiden fan of you haven't been to the town of Maidenhead, England?
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I give Insomnia (2002) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Decided to switch translations of war and peace and then having to match up the different chapter numbers to find my spot wasn't how I planned to spend my sunday morning, but here we are
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagining a Seinfeld episode where Kramer gets into Dianetics and starts auditing George using an emeter he found behind a Scientology building
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having just finished the Dark Knight, I think it would've been after Dark Knight Rises in reference to Bane taking over the city lol
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I give The Dark Knight (2008) a 1
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember going to see either The Dark Knight or the Dark Knight rises in the theatre with my dad, and after the movie he said something like "in the real world, we don't have batman, but we do have the second amendment"
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The e passport gates in Menorca are running windows that hasn't been activated. So there's a big watermark over all the instructions about scanning your passport and looking into the camera
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I flew Jet2 today, and can confirm that they play the "darling hold my hand" song from the ads when you're onboard
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Correcting the airline workers who wish me a "happy holiday", informing them that I'm traveling for work, and that I don't want this stolen valor
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*getting a pat down at airport security* Hey at least let me go online first
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Tyler @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In general this was a deeply unserious movie to me. Like it wasn't goofy as some other incarnations of batman, but it was so hard to take batman seriously lol
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