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Alex H-B

@blandalorian.bsky.social
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#Pompey season ticket holder⚽️ Orlando Magic🏀 Non-toxic Star Wars fan, all eras are great🚀 Global Disney theme parks anorak🏰 Mature student, studying for a MSc in Cybersecurity🎓

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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 22h
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Hannibal Buress Says Wack
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just got home, finally. Not an ideal day, it’s fair to say. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously I want to be wrong here, but I don’t think that’s the strongest available XI, personally. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What a soulless, shithole of a bowl the Scum ground is. IKEA shite. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The immense sense of relief when you realise you’re not sat next to Westwood on the coach to Scum. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome back, Joe. A cracking bloke that always gave his all in blue. Though I do have concerns about how many red cards were going to pick up with Joe Morrell and Michael Doyle on the backroom staff 😅 Bring on those inbred pony-fisters the other side of the M27, this weekend. #Pompey
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Shout to @zollotech.bsky.social, who’s iOS 27 video was greatly enjoyed by my not-at-all tech savvy Dad!
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
via Campbell Finnie
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Picked up #Orbitals for Switch 2 the other day, and I can safely say that whoever designed the spine is one of my least favourite people in the world at the moment. #Nintendo #Switch2 #GameCollecting
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, whaddaya know. 👀
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Xcancel is dead, so is Nitter. Yes, it means that I won’t be able to go and look at the news/meltdowns on #Pompey Twitter anymore, but on the bright side it does also mean that I won’t be able to go and look at the news/meltdowns on #Pompey Twitter anymore.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m by no means an expert on country music, but my word that new Brandon Flowers album is very, very good.
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Terence Eden @edent.tel · 14/08/2026
I know you all hate the emergency alert about disposable barbeques. But yesterday I watched a man at our hotel breakfast set fire to a toaster by trying to toast a croissant - despite multiple signs telling him not to. Today he tried again. So, you know, calibrate for the average person.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Mushrooms Growing
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well then, that Severe Alert going off scared the shiiiiiit out of me!
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
30p Lee Anderson on BBC Breakfast this morning amount this morning saying he trusts “Nigel over the police”. Despite spending countless hours appeasing Reform and essentially acting as their extended comms campaign, Reform still treats the BBC as an enemy when they’re caught lying! Again!
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EveryDoctor @everydoctor.org.uk · 13/08/2026
Did you use last night’s meteor shower to wish for a safer, more sustainable NHS? Don't leave it to the stars. Write to the Health Secretary to demand real change for our health service. Send: everydoctor.eaction.org.uk/save-the-nhs... #NHS #ProtectOurNHS #YvetteCooper #MeteorShower #Perseids
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Happy Bindependence Day, Clacton. Vote Count, not Cunt. #VOTEBINFACE
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
New 2 year deal for Ben Killip! #Pompey You’d have to imagine that’s Bursik on his way then?
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We got my one of our kids the first three of @mikemaihack.com’s Mighty Marvel Team-up Spider-man books for their 7th birthday last week, and I have lost track of them number of times they’ve been read since then! The art is INCREDIBLE. He rivals Ryan Sherman as my favourite Spider-man artist!
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s no Fratton Park, that’s for sure. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Off to West Ham away today. Christ, I’ve missed the football. #Pompey 💙
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’ve been reading @jamiesmart.bsky.social’s amazing Bunny Vs Monkey books with my 6 year old at bedtime, who is OBSESSED with them, and this evening we finished book 11. It was maybe the best one yet, but absolutely gutting as I/we now have to wait until the next one comes out in October?!
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Here I am in Clacton with everyone who doesn’t think I’m a grifting, attention-seeking twat.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I became a party member again after 5 years of not being one to vote for Zack as party leader. This is such a massive own goal, the absolute state of it.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Just introduced my wife to @derrific.bsky.social’s incredible podcast: “This Galactic Life”. Praying we get another episode one day! 🤞🤞🤞🤞
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My Chemical Romance at Wembley Stadium last night. Wow. Just, WOW. 🖤
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Cartoon Cat Confused, Scratches Head
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just got back from my second viewing of #ToyStory5 at the famous Bognor Picturedrome, and I loved it even more than my first viewing. Remembered to bring tissues this time! Pixar continue to show me why I truly believe they’re the single most talented group of people in the entertainment industry.
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Spinning Around Jessie
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Andrew Moon @mrandrewmoon.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
For the first time this summer "Don't go to bed" Odin Bailey is coming to #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bold action is needed to tackle inequality for a fairer, more sustainable future for everyone. Joined the fight against inequality. Please join me www.oxfam.org.uk/get-involved...
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Oxfam GB | Tax the rich: Join the fight for a fairer future
Bold action is needed to tackle inequality for a fairer, more sustainable future for everyone. Joined the fight against inequality. Please join me
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“kEeP pOliTiCs OuT oF fOoTbAlL!” #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Grim. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I makes me chuckle that I’m not really patriotic at all, until a major national sporting competition happens (men’s/women’s World Cup or Euros, Olympics/Paralympics, etc) and I go full-on roundabout painter. It’s coming home. INGURLUND!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #WorldCup #England
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lee Dixon’s the sort of bloke that doesn’t take his shoes off when he comes in your house until you ask him to. #England
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Whatever you’re expecting this to be, you’re wrong.
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We Own It @weownit.org.uk · 05/06/2026
This week Andy Burnham asked the private water company United Utilities to cancel its upcoming dividend to shareholders This is why we need public ownership - profits automatically reinvested, no need to ask nicely
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Natalia (娜塔莉) @wrycritic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ah, a Star Wars poster I did ages ago ⚪ ⚫ ⚪
A lone storm trooper Finn facing opposite direction to gradient of storm troopers
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just got back from seeing The Mandalorian and Grogu for the second time, and can’t wait to see it again on Saturday night! I just love it so much. This is the way. #StarWars
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Meme via Another Angry Voice
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
My wife and I watched Rogue One: The Andor Cut this evening, really cool project. Definitely recommend fellow #StarWars fans check it out.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Just seen this on Reddit (via a screenshot shot Elon’s hellscape app, @ilglaz.bsky.social spitting truths for all to hear!
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Hope he’s ok.
Newspaper headline (Barry and District News):
World’s heaviest cucumber in Barry - picture.
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Go watch The Mandalorian & Grogu. That is all. #StarWars #ThisIsTheWay
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Water privatisation has been outright theft. Whoever is next PM must commit to ending this scandal and take our water back into public ownership. No more failed regulation. www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Billionaire Trump donor in line to make millions from Thames Water bid
Paul Singer is founder of a leading creditor in the hedge fund consortium locked in talks with the UK government
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’ve always said, cheaters never prosper. #Pompey
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Alex H-B @blandalorian.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
RIP Tom Kane, the #StarWars galaxy mourns a legend.
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PompeyNewsNow 🎙️ PO4cast @pompeynewsnow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🏆 #Pompey win the FA Cup for the second time in the club's history, with King Kanu netting the only goal to defeat Cardiff City 🏟 The attendance of 89,974 that day remains a football record for the new Wembley Stadium 🔙 #OnThisDay 2008 #PompeyHistory
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