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John M

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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thanks @trangirlismo.bsky.social for mentioning Grid so I could reinstall that and remember how much it rules. Also cool that it's just not listed on the steam store anymore, so you can't get it new anymore. Digital storefronts are so insanely bad for game preservation
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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“wait a second enough land might make me hotter the left opposes my discovery” — #fridgle 20 fridgle.net/p/2uX
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i think the party of sick freaks who want to inspect kid's private parts should be branded as such
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Alice Elke Clarke @aliceelkeclarke.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
5:03PM: I'm so angry at the state of the world. I need to do something other than scan film for 10hrs straight but my work is the only thing keeping me from imploding 5:07PM: Never mind I went outside 5:45PM: Scratch that I just saw a RAM Rumblebee ad on a bus stop. Burn america to the ground
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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Quiet Year is one of my all time favorite tabletop games, one of the best things to run both with new tabletop players and experienced alike, and it always delivers a transcendent experience every time I get it to the table. Buy it now if you haven't!
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
r/relationship_advice
drawing of Venom Snake on a Mother Base platform with Ocelot, Miller and Quiet

OCELOT: "You're such a SPOILED CHILD. Can you just TRY taking the long view here for just TWO FUCKING SECONDS, please?"

MILLER: "It's HONESTLY EMBARRASSING how much of a cliche you're being right now.

A Reddit post hovers over Venom Snake's head. It reads:

u/OnSecondThoughtCallMeAhab

HEADLINE: my [52M] War Husbands [40M,38M] are constantly fighting in front of cour children [VariousVarious] because I brought home a sexy assassin [??] who per doctor is "biologically not allowed to wear clothes"

BODY: due to private circumstances not worth going in to, I live in a mercenary commune on a series of interconnected oil platforms in the ocean with my War Husbands and our 200+ children that we are raising with a traditional military...
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BOOravaaAAAagghhh 🪱 🔞 @bbravaa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
an image from 2016 depicting the character Pearl from Stephen Univerts
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 23/04/2026
You’re gonna see a lot of “the ai companies are finally trying to control costs” stories coming soon that will be written with an air of surprise and confusion. Remember that this was all obvious two years ago!
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
MY FALCONER IS DEAD!! I don’t want to remarry. I only want ROUGH BEAST. See my widening gyre. CLICK HERE.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan
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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
If we make it to Nuremberg 2 we need to not forget any of this shit
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 07/03/2026
Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.
motherjones.com
At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports
Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Heterodox stands for heterosexual documents, and it’s when someone writes something annoying.
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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pigsriot @pigsriot.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Some days i believe Dems are malicious collaborators who are laughing at us behind closed doors. Other days i believe they're bumbling idiots who are so disconnected they may as well be inhuman. One thing is for sure: it's not enough for Republicans to go. Minimum, yes, but not nearly enough
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 17/01/2026
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Go hawks
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Laura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Stay safe out there y'all
An illustration showing cute fat rabbits piling into an underground burrow. There is text, part of which has been edited. The original text says "There are tunnels underground where bunnies are safe — safe" and the edited text adds "from emails"
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brah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
152cm balaeniceps rex shoebill next to 152cm sabrina carpenter
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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Tome 2 is beautiful in print and an awesome physical object to have, so excited to have a chance to actually get 1 and 3.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
How I imagined 2025 as a kid: futuristic looking city.
How it turned out: "fascism is bad" "UMM SOURCE?"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple. Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/04/2025
Because it was a fake job 👍 hope that helps www.wsj.com/articles/the...
    CIO Journal

The Hottest AI Job of 2023 Is Already Obsolete
Prompt engineering, a role aimed at crafting the perfect input to send to a large language model, was poised to become one of the hottest jobs in artificial intelligence. What happened?
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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Literally late to the game on this, but The Outer Wilds is so incredible. I can't recommend it enough. What an experience.
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
extremely important PSA
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John M @blamstokel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Gotta love the servile scum at Google giving in to this stupid dogshit. Such a minor aspect of all the terrible things going down, but if you ever call this the Gulf of America you're a flag-humping freak.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
happy holidays my lovely beans
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Eleven counts. The first two both invoking terrorism. The ruling class is treating killing one of their own, with the motive being related to the evils of our health care system, as a fundamentally different act than if you or I were to be murdered.
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