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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ

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⠀⠀ ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ ᭙e 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝚋𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚍in𝓰ˎ i’m 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 in t̲h̲e̲ ∂ar𝓀.. ❝ ℓooki̲n̲g up into our room ⋆。𖦹° ✦  ✙  w͟h͟ere 𝓎𝚘𝚞’ll be  ﹒  ︵︵ waiting f̶o̶r̶ me. ︶︶ ⠀

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𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
[♡ @blame-john.bsky.social ] *a big bucket of...! roses. the card's illustration was goofy and the message read: "i blame you for making me feel this way...but your i cannot deny your companionship lifts me to new heights." ...a hefty gift card for a chicken place fell out when he opened it.*
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
goodness. i really have a terrible posture .̲.̲.̲
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
oh, no, i know ! i’m just saying, if anyone bothers you like that, they won’t see the end of it. i know you can totally kick their butts anyway, so maybe i shouldn’t worry too much like you said ! ( wrapping one arm around her, a big smile forming. )
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it’s perfect already ! attacking and chasing people with my chicken is already pretty funny. ( her expression relaxed once more, using the pen on her hand to write sorcus’ suggestions. then beginning to drift off again in thought. )
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ask christina to help me design the mini—admins. she has more adorable designs than i do, you know ? and we could always give her specific details, but i’ll write that down. it sounds like fun. though i don’t plan on changing my mini—self.
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
( he listened on as sorcus rambled, nodding more and more .̲.̲.̲ only to stop nodding with an awkward grin. ) hahaha. yeah, sorcus. these ideas are pretty nice, but we don’t have time to rework everything just yet ! about the launcher.. hm, maybe i could +
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
of them work at least, though ?
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ahahah .̲.̲.̲ it’s really bad. isn’t it ? 😅 i thought i’d have more time to give concepts to these gears but, maybe i slacked off a bit. ( a nervous smile began to form in his face, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. ) do you think some +
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
with them. right ? ( what a fucking narcissist! ) you can throw a toast at someone’s face with this toast launcher i drew. ( some of the sketches look a little stupid. but it’s funny. )
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
hm. let me see what i wrote down .̲.̲.̲ ( looking at the concepts he sketched. ) there’s new fireworks for this year, obviously. there’s .̲.̲.̲ more cooking gears. and a mini me. i mean who wouldn’t want a mini telamon +
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
what the— dude ! i was gonna use that. okay maybe impulsively. anyways, these papers are for uh .̲.̲.̲ i think new gears ? we haven’t really had those in a while. so david thought it’d be nice, y’know, for me to help with some ideas. .̲.̲.̲ and i forgot.
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
if they try to hit you that’s a whole different story, chris. i don’t think anyone would dare to even jokingly smack you with me around. ( why is his expression suddenly scary. oh nevermind not anymore :)? ) anyways ! i really missed youu .̲.̲.̲
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
uh huh.. and you always bring the fun in here anyway ! sometimes i get a bit nervous to prank some of our co—workers .̲.̲.̲ more because i don’t want to get smacked over the head
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
—— ! ( almost jumping out of her seat. shoulders tense only for a moment before realizing who it was. sigh of relief ? ) oh .̲.̲.̲ if it’s fine with you of course, i can probably handle this on my own. no biggie ! but .̲.̲.̲ any help would be nice.
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
oh, haha. you got me there ! i thought you were about to mess with me. well, you kind of are .̲.̲.̲ but you know what ? that’s an amazing idea. thanks sorcus. ( pat on the shoulder. no why is he actually listening. That paperwork is IMPORTANT. )
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very well done my dear ! the other admins seem to like them a lot. ( giggling. )
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ah, sorcus ! thank illumina you’re here, i was gonna die. uh. oh ? ( a pause. eyebrow raising at the paper. ) the. the dog ?? is this one of your—
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
there’s so many plastic babies around this office. i love my mischievous wife ( he’s not even gonna bother putting them away )
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i may or may not have left a whole lot of paperwork for me to do until the last day. 😅
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𓌳 𝐒𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐬. °⛧ @walker-of-winds.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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𝕄ℝ𝔻𝕆𝕆𝕄𝔹ℝ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝔼ℝ. @doomed-guardian.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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⠀⠀ i didn’t expect anyone to hear me—— uh.. hi matt.. *̲ 💧 i was just talking out loud. i feel nauseous. ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
⠀⠀ i think i ate too much chicken. i’ve gone to the bathroom 7 times today. oh well ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
miles dont apologize bro im going to get you oh my god It's on sight. You are next bro (/j) but seriously take your time you aren't obliged to write everyday or all the time, its okay nobody minds waiting take care of yourself sib
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
⠀⠀ i’m right here chrissie boo .. ( did she seriously just add the boo ) ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
⠀⠀ what !!!! nah they’ll be fine without me ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
⠀⠀ i need you carnally sorry what were we talking about ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
WHAT NO STOP. WAIT
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fortmid
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miles duh
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🎃 ;➜ 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊-𝐎𝐑-𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ .ᐟ @sirholloway.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
⠀⠀ pfp as of today is made by @/kiiitey_rod and filter by kaijucat ⠀
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☆.。.:* ᴅᴜꜱᴇᴋᴋᴀʀ . @spawnprotection.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
it is okay. i will be the dad that stepped up.
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⠀⠀ i’m scared. david doesn’t accept my telamonlings... ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
⠀⠀ WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT NO WHY AM I IN THE WHEEL ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
⠀⠀ MATT... ⠀
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₊𖥔⠀ᴛ𝘩ᴇ𝒾𝐫⠀𝙖𝘯͟𝘨͟ꫀℓ⠀.ᐟ⠀ ۪ ׄ໑୧ ׅ @blame-john.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
⠀⠀ um. i had nothing to do with anything whatsoever ⠀
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⠀⠀ what if the telamonlings had more than 1 other parent. ⠀
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⠀⠀ if it’s not you.. who could it be ? let’s investigate ⠀
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⠀⠀ sorry david i’ve been keeping this from you but.. ( sigh. ) i’m pregnant.. too. ( WHAT ) ⠀
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⠀⠀ FORTY WHAT ( he’s eavesdropping ) ⠀
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⠀⠀ WHAT ⠀
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⠀⠀ What ⠀
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𝚣—⁷⁷⁹⠀❭⠀𝐏.𝙰𝙸.𝘯𝑇𝐞𝐫⠀≡⠀❁⠀𓂂 @drenchedinhue.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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