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SHRIMPO 🍤

@shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social
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ㅤ#𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗦﹕ JEALOUSY ᵀᵁᴿᴺᴵᴺᴳ ˢᴬᴵᴺᵀˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴱᴬ 𝘚𝘞𝘐𝘔𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘛𝘏𝘙𝘖𝘜𝘎𝘏 𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙇𝙐𝙇𝙇𝘼𝘽𝙄𝙀𝙎, ᶜᴴᴼᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᴼᴺ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀʟɪʙɪꜱ

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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
THESE JOKES HAVE BEEN GETTING WORSE LATELY. I HATE THEM!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
WELL I DON'T MAKE IT THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. SNORTING IS STUPID
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
[crossing his arms] GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
WHY WOULD I
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
BEEN THERE DONE THAT WE ALL KNOW BARNABY IS THE SUPPLIER
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
FINN IM TRYING TO STIR MAC N CHEESE YOU DONT NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
DON'T LOOK AT ME
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! elims a no tup ★ @mimeinks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
! won eulb m'I ( and he smells like ink and windex )
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
[looking around . THEN RUNNING OFF] I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I POURED ALL OF THEM IT'D BE CHEATING. YOU FIRST
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
[they're all windex.] HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I NEVER EVER LOSE I ALWAYS WIN
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ITS THE SHRIMPO GAME >:)
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
THAT'S THE POINT!!
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꒰꒰   ㆍ ♪ TEAGAN @shimmeringtea.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
[peeking over the counter to try and spit on him. he fails and it hits the counter... and regardless he struts off like he won ?]
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
YOU'RE SO LUCKY DANDY HAS EVERY BOX ANCHORED DOWN AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
IM GONNA CHOKE YOU WITH YOUR OWN CHAIN
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I DON'T SUCK! YOU SWALLOW!! [smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.] MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I HATE YOU AND SEEING YOU!! I NEED TO LOSE MY EYES!! [claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.] YOU SUCK!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
STOP CRYINGGGG. IT'S SO ANNOYING!! [little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.] SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
WELL YOUR NOISE IS TOO MUCH AND IT'S STUPID.
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
... OH IT'S YOU. 🙄 MAYBE NOT YOUR NOISE!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
FOR ONCE I'M TIRED OF THE SILENCE!! UGHHH!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
UGH ITS COLD.
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I'M GONNA SEND COSMO TO THE SHADOW REALM
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
NO I DON'T
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
YOU? WHY YOU? YOU'RE A MAIN. YOU HAVE OTHER MAINS.
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
HA HA!! I WIN!! AND GUESS WHAT
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
THAT JOKE WAS BAD
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
YEAH, LIKE WHO 🙄
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
WELL I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT WITH SOMEONE WHO CALLS ME NAMES 💢💢
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH...
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'M NOT A WATER BUG, NEENER NEENER!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
OH!!! ...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!! [doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!]
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
... SO I'M A WATER BUG. 😥
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I'M NOT!!! 💢💢
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
AM I A WATER BUG.
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
FINN!!!!!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
NOT A BUG!!!!!!
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
I LIKE THAT TERM BETTER
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SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
NO I'M NOT!!!!!! A WATER BUG!!!
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