SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026THESE JOKES HAVE BEEN GETTING WORSE LATELY. I HATE THEM!!! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026WELL I DON'T MAKE IT THAT'S TOO MUCH EFFORT. SNORTING IS STUPID 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026[crossing his arms] GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY IM MAKING IT AND NOT BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW I KNOW BARNABY IS IN IT 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 24/02/2026BEEN THERE DONE THAT WE ALL KNOW BARNABY IS THE SUPPLIER 010
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026FINN IM TRYING TO STIR MAC N CHEESE YOU DONT NEED YOUR ARMS AROUND MY WAIST 033
Reposted by SHRIMPO 🍤! elims a no tup ★ @mimeinks.bsky.social · 07/01/2026! won eulb m'I ( and he smells like ink and windex ) 011
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026[looking around . THEN RUNNING OFF] I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I POURED ALL OF THEM IT'D BE CHEATING. YOU FIRST 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 07/01/2026[they're all windex.] HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT STOP!!!!! 000
Reposted by SHRIMPO 🍤꒰꒰ ㆍ ♪ TEAGAN @shimmeringtea.bsky.social · 03/01/2026【 TEMP PIN 】media.tenor.coma cartoon drawing of a man playing an ukulele and two other cartoon charactersALT: a cartoon drawing of a man playing an ukulele and two other cartoon characters 155
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026[peeking over the counter to try and spit on him. he fails and it hits the counter... and regardless he struts off like he won ?] 010
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026YOU'RE SO LUCKY DANDY HAS EVERY BOX ANCHORED DOWN AFTER THE FIRST TIME!!! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I DON'T SUCK! YOU SWALLOW!! [smacking her nose in disdain! wiggling out of her grasp, brushing himself off. huff.] MAYBE LET ME BE THE NOISE INSTEAD. YOU'RE NOT NEEDED!!! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025I HATE YOU AND SEEING YOU!! I NEED TO LOSE MY EYES!! [claws up to his eyes! hiding them... groaning in AGITATION.] YOU SUCK!! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 28/12/2025STOP CRYINGGGG. IT'S SO ANNOYING!! [little tail wags as he scowled! angry but only kind of pushing her away.] SEE WHAT I MEANT BY YOUR NOISE BEING THE WORST?! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025YOU? WHY YOU? YOU'RE A MAIN. YOU HAVE OTHER MAINS. 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025media.tenor.coma toy story woody doll is standing in the dark with his arm outstretched .ALT: a toy story woody doll is standing in the dark with his arm outstretched . 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025WELL I DON'T WANT TO SPEND IT WITH SOMEONE WHO CALLS ME NAMES 💢💢 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025DON'T CALL ME THAT!! AND YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING, EITHER! 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 27/11/2025BLEH. WISH I HAD PEOPLE TO SPEND TOMORROW WITH... 000
SHRIMPO 🍤 @shrimpofriedrice.bsky.social · 26/11/2025OH!!! ...THAT'S A RELIEF. HA! I KNEW IT! I'D NEVER BE A WATER BUG!! [doing a few fist bumps in the air with excitement!] 000