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Auburn Blake

@blakeau19.bsky.social
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Twitter refugee. Here to make sarcastic comments to entertain myself and myself only. If you still support the GOP, it's not because you like their tax policy.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12h
“Prices would’ve DECLINED without the tariffs” 😕 The Trump Tax is real
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 10h
Ahh, he grew the beard and everything.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 10h
Trump sanctioned the International Criminal Court while simultaneously easing sanctions on Russia which is massacring Ukrainian civilians. A masterclass in criminality and corruption.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 17h
a big part of ossoff's rhetorical success is it doesnt contain the compromise and caveats that are a baked-in part of democratic party rhetoric. theres no pretending that his opponent is just misguided or will be pulled back from the edge by "the good republicans." ossoff is saying "fuck this guy"
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 12h
This was actually my main inspiration for my post. Osteen not letting people into his mega church to provide hurricane relief. So christian of him.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 12h
I regret your vote as well. When given the option, just don't vote for the candidate that is a rapist and you might not unexpected results like that.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 12h
Making pubs define their current 'scare term' should always be the default follow up Q. What is woke? What is CRT? What is socialism? If they are going to constantly talk about how 'insert GOP scare word' is the end of our country, they should have a pretty defined response. Unless it's bullshit.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 12h
Im sorry, the churches are responsible for the welfare of people?! Yeah, those mega-churches are being built because of how much they care about our welfare.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 19h
All grown up

Top Panel

• A tall central figure resembling Adolf Hitler is dressed in a long, double-breasted brown overcoat and dark trousers.
• He is holding hands with four small, child-sized versions of notable figures lined up on either side of him.
• From left to right, the smaller figures represent Vladimir Putin, Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump, and Elon Musk.

Bottom Panel

• The same five figures are shown fully grown to adult size, walking forward in a line away from the viewer.
• Vladimir Putin is on the far left wearing a dark jacket, walking with his hands raised to the back of his head.
• Benjamin Netanyahu walks beside him, resting his right hand on the central figure's shoulder.
• Adolf Hitler remains in the center, now wearing a reddish-brown coat and holding a dark walking cane in his left hand.
• Donald Trump walks to the right of the center in a classic dark blue business suit with his signature blonde hair.
• Elon Musk walks on the far right in a tailored dark charcoal suit.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 15h
Speeding ticket or human trafficking, same thing. Like I was saying, he was the worst of the worst.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He’s telling citizens of Minnesota to attack a minority group and if they need the government’s help, they’re there for them. Ex: J6 pardons
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 08/10/2026
I know everyone’s jaded and exhausted by the continual parade of madness, but this is the president of US openly inciting racist violence against an entire community of immigrants. (w/ alt text)
The once Great State of Minnesota is being taken over by Somali Immigrants. There is Violence, Murder, and Mayhem all over the State. The people of Minnesota must fight back. You have been robbed, and abandoned by your State Government. Your Governor is an incompetent thief who doesn't want to get involved. He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal, and then, lead a quiet life. The Somalians should not be allowed to get away with what they are doing.
They view you as weak and stupid people. Fight back Minnesota, fight back! If you need, the Federal Government will come to your rescue.
Governor Tim Walz, and Mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, must immediately ask for Federal help — and leave the rest to us! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m starting to believe that Pete Hegseth is the violent sociopath his mom says he is.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The tech bros are basically Trump on the '24 campaign trail now. Throwing out promises they have no intention of trying to keep because this HAS to work for them. Like Trump had to become prez or go to jail. 'Everything down on day 1.' 'Universal HIGH income for all' '3 day work week' All BS
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
- GOP 'Catch All' Big Scary Terms - Communism = Socialism = Woke = CRT
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hours later, Trump posts that the US has just had “productive talks” with Iran and announced the US will not attack Iran before the midterms.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Me remembering Trump talking about how Elon really knows the voting machines while they celebrated the '24 election win. Where Trump won every swing state. ....and now Elon is back right before the midterms...
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It feels like one of the tenets of the MAGA movement is you always have to act like you're the dumbest motherfucker alive. JD Vance has a degree in political science and philosophy from Ohio State. He has a law degree from Yale. He absolutely knows what socialism is, but he has to do this act.
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Bob Elliott @bobeunlimited.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One Big Bet US stocks have held up in the face of surging bond yields, corporate spreads, and higher oil prices. The AI mania is the only thing left supporting the market. bobeunlimited.substack.com/p/one-big-bet
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One Big Bet
US stocks have held up in the face of surging bond yields, corporate spreads, and higher oil prices. The AI mania is the only thing left supporting the market.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
From the makers of Mark Robinson…
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah totally agree. I don’t think he catches that ball(he didn’t have a good vertical on that jump) but when the fan blocks the ball, you can’t say that for sure. Which should be the backbone of the rule.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What is this double and umps decide where runners are? I don’t think he catches it, but how do we know? Should have been an out.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Where you tonight, Tony Tarasco? If a fan interferes with a ball by reaching over the outfield fence the batter is out if a ball is playable by a fielder. Victor Mesa was leaping, with mitt up and under the ball. In 1996, Tarasco was fucking camped under his. Yankee Stadium always gets the call.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’ve also won this war 8,647 times
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is she standing like that while he is talking? Super distracting, it's all I see.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
completely distracted by and very much need to know more about what's going on with the person in red here
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They have no plan for this. This was always trickle down 2.0.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 07/10/2026
Can any of these AI leaders give a straightforward answer about the future of jobs?
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Haha, what was the average age of these 'dozen' supporters that came up with that chant? Betting they are ~ Susan Collins age judging by that chant.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/10/2026
Justice John Roberts grinning
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's hilarious to say this while we all have fresh 'Peace Sign Mitch' images in our head. Just utterly shameless lying as usual.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Considering Rs have laid down and given all their power to Trump, there is no sense in electing an R to 'work to bring prices down.' That doesn't exist and they have been very clear about that.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No better case for the billionaire tax than how hard they’re working to defeat it
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In….side of Mac and cheese
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No two people I’d rather have discussing path forward on this issue.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Very specific in the 'numbers' we're doing, as usual.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You cannot escape him. His scent is too strong on you, after your decade of nuzzling against him, of begging him to allow you to touch the hem of his robe, rubbing yourselves against his foul lardsack. You spent a decade defining yourselves as his slaves, his minions, his eager acolytes."
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't stand his voice, so I never listen to audio. Saw the transcript and length and decided to give it a go. He sounds like this now? Plus, it was always wtf is he talking about but now it's WAY worse.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Second time through the order of Trump bullshit.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/10/2026
we did this constantly in the first admin and he was significantly less addled in that one, i am not doing it this time, fuck him, he’s the one who sucks at communication
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 06/10/2026
i don’t really give a shit about straining to interpret trump’s meandering, word salad horseshit, he’s the president of the united states, if he’s being misinterpreted, that’s his problem
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They sure are. Natalie, gave him a very special placemat of 'facts' for his ride home. Keep them coming, please.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Head arsonists meet to discuss fire safety.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These alpha bros also have no idea what a stone cold stunner is? It's not bashing someone's head into concrete, they would fall on their back onto the concrete.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're flipping races alright. We're coming.....very soon.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
His hair is ridiculously dark today
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to the next 12-16 weeks of your life.
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Auburn Blake @blakeau19.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Madison just got a new follower on insta.
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