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Blåhaj Shark

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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is the X / Twitter website down for some reason? I really hope it is. I am trying to access it (as we speak) but their server is SUPER SLOOOOOOW. Like so slow, it reminds me of electric cars on a cold day in Greenland. #ElonMusk is the master of #shittification.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It is the catbus from Totoro!
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a cartoon drawing of a totoro and a bus with the words oh-toto on the bottom
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
My son needs a bigger Blåhaj shark. Just because. #blåhaj #shark
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Who do you think would win in a fight? A #greatwhiteshark or The #antichrist ? I love sharks, but even I think the antichrist would win because he is pure evil, without remorse, and manipulates nations to do his bidding. So he'd probably just bomb the shark to death.
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a shark with its mouth open is swimming in the water
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Brand New Ukrainian Anthem #Ukraine #putin #trump
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So let me get this straight. The U.S. Attorney’s Office had a draft statement announcing Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” dated August 9, 2019. He didn’t die until August 10. Totally normal. Nothing to see here. www.thedailybeast.com//epstein-fil...
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Oooh, I pick micronova! I can't wait to see that crazy hot plasma stuff falling from the sky, and lead up to it when the sun turns red and then black and all the religious nuts realize that the Apocalypse is a scientific fact. #micronova
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
#ICE #snowflakes versus Blåhaj sharks.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
#ICE #snowflakes versus Blåhaj sharks.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Happy Lesbian Christmas! youtu.be/Ant7h_YWoeg?...
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Baby It's Cold Outside but it's gay || Cover by Reinaeiry ft. @Cami-Cat
YouTube video by Reinaeiry
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Blåhaj • サメ @blahaj.4k.pics · 20/12/2025
I went to a 🏳️‍🌈 bar and look who was there looking fabulous ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/1pqy3oj ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #gay #bar #drinking
blahaj ikea shark at a gay bar on top of a cabinet
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Warglepus @warglepus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Feeling off today and the energy vampire coworker is NOT helping
Angry shark friend from Granblue
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Quint was the man up until the point where he became half a man. Num num num. #Jaws #sharks #Blåhaj #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Shopping at #IKEA yesterday... #Blåhaj #shark
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow. 😉 #Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award... If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult. #Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I love how it sounds. #Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide. #Blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food. Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!" Rich Shark laughs.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Num num num! Need more bread! #Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Interesting concept for sampling books. When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy? #Blahaj #shark #funny #books
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Of course, it is a romance! Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast... Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion. #Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet. It is all in the name: It is a #trick. You're a little fish, not a shark. #trickledown #blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Hello #OfficeSpace fans! We are all rooting for the Blåhaj shark, yes? #blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Jaws #blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The Blahaj Shark in their natural habitat. #blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
How the average commuter feels 10+ times per week on the way to and from work. #blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Made this one for the fans of #OfficeSpace. #blahaj #shark #funny
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John Ossoway @ottomancer.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"Loan Shark"
A four panel comic strip by It's Meg Comics. Titled 'Loan Shark'. 

Panel 1: On the Orca in the film Jaws. Brody says to Quint "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Panel 2: The shark emerges from the sea, and using fins like hands it cups its fins to its mouth and shouts "HONESTLY, NOW IS NOT A GOOD TIME."

Panel 3: The shark is now leaning on the back of the boat, like in the scene in the film where it eats Quint. It is saying "Interest rates are higher than ever, and used boats are still in high demand. Supply issues, you know."

Panel 4: We see the shark's point of view - Brody and Quint frowning while the shark says "I'd recommend trying to refinance, if anything."
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Quint was the man up until the point where he became half a man. Num num num. #Jaws #sharks #Blåhaj #funny
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Blåhaj • サメ @blahaj.4k.pics · 23/11/2025
gift your friend a sharky ミ source: n/a (@shi.gg) ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem
there are two people. a tall girl on the right with short purple hairs, and a short girl with long white hairs on the left. The tall girl gives the other a blahaj ikea shark as a gift. The left girl responds with "for me...?", the tall one replies with "gift." and gets a "oh, okay.." back
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. 🦊
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a stuffed shark is sitting on top of a white cylinder
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Blåhaj • サメ @blahaj.4k.pics · 17/11/2025
present for my gf, hope she likes it ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
blahaj ikea shark wrapped into present paper
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Shopping at #IKEA yesterday... #Blåhaj #shark
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Nooooo!!! We must rescue it! Somebody call the fire department! #Blåhaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I don't need the cybersecurity training, but I am interested in the #Blåhaj...
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Did you know that #Blåhaj is good for your mental health and sleep??? Everyone should get a #Blahaj #shark. #funny and #happy
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Cough cough* Just gonna leave this here... #Blåhaj #shark #funny #dancing #KatyPerry youtube.com/shorts/gzLjQ...
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15th Camerman joins Viral Sharks #LeftShark #KatyPerry #DancingShark #DancingSharks #CaliforniaGurls
YouTube video by Fleeting Films
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
To be fair, it is very difficult to find the perfect pillow. Let alone *make* the perfect pillow. 😉 #Blahaj #shark #funny #perfect #pillow
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dude, you're doing it all wrong. You need to take the selfie with your adoring fans who cannot keep their hands off you... #Blahaj #shark #funny #selfies
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Maybe if you only nominate humans for the cutest actor award... If we allow other species to be nominated then the competition will be more difficult. #Blahaj #shark #funny #cute #actor
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I love how it sounds. #Blahaj #shark #funny #raining #ASMR
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Trump doesn't have a chance of winning in 2028, especially since I am going to win in a landslide. #Blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Yeah... Maybe you should try being a lifeguard instead. Stay away from the flakey flute players. #Blahaj #shark #funny
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Ah, but do they dance and sing during your commute???
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Good job! But did you remember to do your TPS reports? #officespace
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food. Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!" Rich Shark laughs.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Num num num! Need more bread! #Blahaj #shark #funny #bread #recipes
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
번호 번호 번호. 맛있다. That looks delicious.
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Blåhaj Shark @blahajshark.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Interesting concept for sampling books. When it comes to speed dating who doesn't want to find someone to cuddle up with? Preferably the strong silent type, a good book, or your favourite plushy? #Blahaj #shark #funny #books
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