Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialAndrew Chamings @andrewchamings.bsky.social · 07/12/2024the person who seems most upset about my Friends obsession is my daughter, gunther 14110
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024PRIEST: do you have the ring ME: *still staring into my fiancé’s eyes* yes on dvd 192815366
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialIan Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 07/12/2024just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking 109338844203
bladefunner.bsky.social @bladefunner.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Interviewer: Says here u invest in real estate. How's the market? Me: [picturing the bouncy castle in my yard] Oh, it has its ups and downs. 020
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialDr. Steven Buckley @stevenjcbuckley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024"While the total rate of fatal accidents per billion miles driven by all vehicles was 2.8, Tesla vehicles overall had a rate of 5.6. Tesla’s Model Y SUV had fatal accident rate of 10.6, more than double the average for SUVs, which was 4.8." sherwood.news/business/tes...sherwood.newsTesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents among all car brands, report showsA new analysis of National Highway Transportation and Safety Administration auto crash data shows that Tesla has the highest rate of fatal accidents... 36646141173
bladefunner.bsky.social @bladefunner.bsky.social · 22/11/2024We were so busy creating new apples because we could, we didn’t ask if we should. 010
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Reconnecting with the Twitter homies on Bluesky 239349464596
bladefunner.bsky.social @bladefunner.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This is why nobody reads the New Yorker. 130
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialAndrew Fowler @fowlerism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Lost my job as an Old West saloon piano player when a mysterious stranger walked in the door and I just kept playing 09619
Reposted by @bladefunner.bsky.socialSwim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 23/06/2023ME: what’s for dinner KIDNAPPER: omg we let you go four hours ago 9788225
bladefunner.bsky.social @bladefunner.bsky.social · 16/11/2024[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need? An otter you can't fucking trust. 26212
