iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

"What do you mean you're sick of having a meeting about a meeting to plan meetings about the Buttons Per Employee metric?" Idk bob, have you been to the fucking grocery store recently?

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 15/09/2026

Senior Bowel Logistics Engineer here, what if we added an API?

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 15/09/2026

Gotta change it to having $50 in my pocket smdh

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 14/09/2026

chudgpt, make the power more efficient

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 14/09/2026

spooky d is any hookup in october, they gonna get slapped with copyright on that one

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 13/09/2026

A well put together person that is constantly falling apart

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i would be the Godzilla of scissoring Juggalo bluesky elders

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 09/09/2026

The name shitcoin really gives it the gravitas a stable long-term investment should have

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 09/09/2026

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 09/09/2026

It should include not being able to discharge into a toilet too

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 08/09/2026

My doctorate in shitposting says she's a good shitposter but only by accident

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 05/09/2026

Man, there are sooooo many guys these days, like any flavor you want apparently, even if it's puke in your mouth flavor

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 05/09/2026

Bro is probably still mad about the witch trials

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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

nobody says "be normal to penis woman" anymore bc the overton window has shifted so far on this website that the notion of being normal to any woman whatsoever is far-fetched in general, let alone being normal to penis woman

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 27/08/2026

sounds exactly like a fair, accurate and sensible future to work towards

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 26/08/2026

aiming to be fashionably early and hit it at like 55 not like of my own volition or anything, just kinda seems like that's where we are headed

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 25/08/2026

My car can drive faster than that, who cares

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 22/08/2026

Sorry, all out of plates, how about some artisanal acid rain?

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 21/08/2026

agile poker is degen, you'll never convince me otherwise

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Purposefully blasting rope at a historical inauguration for libertarians is a form of supremacism

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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 17/08/2026

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 16/08/2026

National discourse about healthcare coalesced to say it fucking sucked but you'll never acknowledge it, too many pearls to clutch

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

trying to learn about audio equipment and intentionally looking for stores with one star reviews so i know the person at the shop is an enthusiast and not a businessperson

A Google review of an audio store reads: "Worst phone interaction I've ever had in my entire life. I called to ask if they had an electrostatic headphone amp, I was informed that it was a waste of money to own electrostatic headphones. Then I tried to say that I know a lot about headphones and own many and that I am just looking for an amplifier, but then I was interrupted and told that I don't know anything. Wild!"

A Google review of an audio store reads: "I normally have tremendous empathy for the mentally ill but not with this guy. He's abusive, slanderous and bizarrely demanding -- and that's if he likes you. Maybe he can still repair stuff but I wouldn't know; I walked away after the third time he screamed at me for asking a simple question and that's no exaggeration. Actual screaming. Just wild."

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fully automated robot orgy @blackwire.work · 11/08/2026

Great! I can't wait for my claim to be denied by a chatbot!

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