Reposted by Chap GebassiLalita Chemello @lalitachemello.bsky.social · 1h"If you feel you've been wronged by Verstappen's F1 success and have particularly strong feelings about the finish of the 2021 Abu Dhabi race, you may be entitled to a settlement. Join our class action lawsuit today." 131
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 2hI'm invoicing Verstappen for the 198 hours I've had to spend watching him win. 260
Reposted by Chap GebassiMichael Finley ~! @finleyfactor.com · 2hI vote we have the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix in Malaysia every year 151
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 3hAlright, Ferrari. Pit for wets now. Wouldn't want you to get comfortable with correct strategy decisions. 010
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 3hDumb fuck pastafarians. I'm gonna burn Maranello to the ground. 130
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 4hOh my god start this race and make Ruth shut up about tires. 031
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 14hIf you said the phrase 'standard energy replacement' to Carroll Shelby he'd have hit you in the mouth. 020
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16hThe thing about IMSA enduros are its An Event® I'm gonna hang out, drink some beer, make some hot dogs on the grille, and enjoy this annual event. Who could possibly give a single fuck about the ASS CAR O'Really? Series on this day of days? 020
Reposted by Chap GebassiDracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 16h"It's just, you know. You're just slaying, it's... slaying, you know the way you slay boots the house down and everything. Werk." 081
Reposted by Chap GebassiDracula Enthusiast @kmfao.latinsky.app · 16h"I'm slaying? Slaying how? I'm a teen girl, protecting her cozy southern california suburb from vampires? Is that how I'm slaying? I kill dragons in a full suit of armor? Tell me how I'm slaying." 2117
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16hJames Talarico - Too Loco For Texas is the exact kind if Hispanic outreach I expect from the PACs funded by dusty white geezers. 031
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 19hThere's not enough Coors Light east of the Mississippi to console Shelly after a 7th consecutive sub 15th finish next year. Killing myself is not only back on, we're expediting the work order. 000
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can't believe we just let Marisa Tomei invent the purge. 000
Reposted by Chap GebassiElizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This week's Substack digs into the story behind "The Stunt Driver" — and why the dramedy angle was the best call deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/ken-carter...deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.comKen Carter would have loved 'The Stunt Driver' (2026)Plus, a meditation on what it means when your life's driving goal falls apart. 1101
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You know the weather is cooked for the continent when they gotta fly from Rome into the goddamn arctic to get to Denver. 130
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Foreign language interpreter baseball interviews are so good. NASCAR fans would riot at the Daytona offices if this happened. 021
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026$3.64 got the gas station looking like Katrina about to make landfall. 220
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tony on DBC is so good. Finalist candidate for GOTY. 231
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every once in a while there's a cold day in hell. 030
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's a good thing Carson handled last week like an adult and didn't post a video of how he bought a prominent youtuber's tank or something silly like that. 020
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can't believe they let em make jerky out of boys. 020
Reposted by Chap Gebassihajimoses3.bsky.social @hajimoses3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I understand saving his cup car,but why didn't just he then enter his detuned Super Formula car 021
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I've never wanted a Molson Export so bad in all my life. 020
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If there's a showing of The Stunt Driver in your neck of the woods I would implore you to catch a screening. A really fun and well rounded film made with a lot of heart and soul. Five other people came to our screening and every single one of them sat through the entirety of the credits. 141
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026James Vowels always looks like he just got finished installing laminate flooring in a three bedroom flat in Croydon before heading to his nights gig, Williams F1. 152
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The whitest thing you'll ever hear is ADTR performing Since U Been Gone Live in Ocala. 000
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So you're telling me that scheming sociopath is gonna move from Ghislaine Maxwell's Puppy Play Time Prison to fuckin' COTA? Unfuckinbelievable. 000
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You gotta shrug a little and say "When in Rome, GA." to every suggestion everyone says while in Rome, Italy. 140
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You can really tell Dale wanted nothing to do with Cup Bristol dialogue considering we're telling stories of egg sandwiches and his elbow combined with NFL injuries. 110
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026As Françoise Hardy said: It's marvelous to go very fast.youtube.comThere's a New Coast to Coast Record!YouTube video by VINwiki 000
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I need more people to prove that they've watched some NHTSA crash tests of cars they think are good and adequate from the past before they start posting about how the Nissan Rogue is a too big people killer. 120
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Joey this has nothing to do with you, hoss. 030
Reposted by Chap GebassiMearn (postseason) @mearn.me · 20/09/2026"I don't fucking know" is a valid response but we also would have accepted "What kind of fucking question is that?" 34610
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You can argue Blaney came down but it doesn't change the fact Carson wasn't making that corner without hitting him in the door. It was a low percentage garbage stuffing of the nose. 082
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026There's no way 500 laps of Bristol, even with a fresh tire debacle, is gonna be more cool than seeing that Frigidaire sells an oven that goes to 750f. 130
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thinking about a Blackened Shrimp PoBoy with a trinity mix in the lettuce with some sort of vinaigrette. 060
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026And now for another episode of Cook Out Son vs. Cream Cheese White Bois. Featuring Main Cast and Guest Appearances from Some Cool Guys. 000
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thinking about Colt Raylan Watkins Jr - The Fastest Baby In The South from Weaber Valley. 010
Reposted by Chap GebassiElizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What exactly does it cost to have a shot in the #NASCAR O'Reilly Series? I talked to Brad Perez to find out: www.fanamp.com/articles/wha...fanamp.comWhat It Actually Costs to Race Up NASCAR’s LadderNASCAR O’Reilly Auto Parts Series driver Brad Perez breaks down exactly what it costs to compete in a single race: the financial (e.g., car, crew) & emotional toll. 65514
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I thought it was really cool how before the final sequence kicked off Matt Damon looked into the camera and said "It's Odie Time." 020
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well, sometimes the faster it gets The less you need to know But you got to remember the smarter it gets The further it's going to go When you blow at high doughopen.spotify.comUp To Here - Album by The Tragically Hip | SpotifyThe Tragically Hip · album · 1989 · 11 songs 100
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I grew up listening to The Tragically Hip and Blink-182 on my Walkman.static.klipy.comSure Grandpa, Let's Get You To BedALT: Sure Grandpa, Let's Get You To Bed 150
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bluesky doesn't post about Phantom Power enough. 130
Chap Gebassi @blackstockalypse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I made it into Kyle's post-race post. I existed! 020
