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Blackmarch

@blackmarch.bsky.social
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Fiction writer and comedian, hopefully more active here than the other place. The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it. I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned! #fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions

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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
www.patreon.com/posts/158545... ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... subscribestar.adult/posts/2477015 #Worm #Parahumans #Omake #18+ forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/knoc... forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/dont... AN OMAKE FOR THE GLORIOUS GFORCE'S FIC WORLD.
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Only Peeps: Please Knock: Back Entrance Chapter 1 | Blackmarch
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
MORE BENCH WARMER! THE GOOD STUFF! GET YOU SOME! Chapters: archiveofourown.org/works/298343... TVTROPES PAGE: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik... #Naruto #Fanfic subscribestar.adult/posts/2439327 ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... www.patreon.com/posts/only-p...
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Speed Bump Chapter 3! Where Ruby, who has a large dick (you know how it is), and Blake do what is expected! A #commission! And #RWBY fic! www.patreon.com/posts/speed-... ko-fi.com/post/Speed-B... subscribestar.adult/posts/2416944
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How do I have nearly 600 followers? I BARELY DO ANYTHING!? Thank you all anyway!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Man. I don't even know where to begin. Y'all are aware of what happened today. Hell, what happened this week. Same week as Good. Pretti. Two good people, gunned down in the fucking street by the Nazis that claim to be our government. Fuck them. Fuck. Them. This entire regime will never see heaven.
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RotoCFD @rotocfd.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I have a new fugi for playing theHunter: Call of the Wild courtesy of the amazing @misquitz.bsky.social They keep feeding my fugi addiction.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Bench Warmer Chapter 44! WHERE FAMILY STUFF HAPPENS! AND KURENAI RETURNS! #Naruto #Fanfiction Story: archiveofourown.org/works/298343... subscribestar.adult/posts/2210988 www.patreon.com/posts/only-p... ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe...
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GForce10002 @gforce1000.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I don't really do this often, but @blackmarch.bsky.social is a friend of mine who writes cool stuff and has been hit with the double-whammy of car trouble and surprise pet adoption back to back. Go check him out if you aren't familiar and maybe toss a donation his way at ko-fi.com/blackmarch
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
www.patreon.com/posts/only-b... ko-fi.com/post/Only-Bo... subscribestar.adult/posts/2153468 HOW SAKURA GOT THE MALORIAN. AND A NEW CAR. AND, YEAH. I THINK WE'RE BACK.
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Only Borbs: Edge Warmer: The Malorian Acquisition Snippet (With Car) | Blackmarch
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
...The people who run the world are fucking morons. Evil morons. Holy fuck. The villains of today really *are* way too complex for reality. Go back to G1 Transformers. GI Joe. Captain Planet. *Scooby Doo*. A bunch of shortsighted, petty idiots are the great foe. We're surrounded by evil clowns.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
...Bethesda is dead. Well. It was before. But the 'Anniversary' Update is just egregious.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Having taken my plants away from my sister's black thumb hands, they are doing much better. The ones that are still alive. I am bitter.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Dunno who's gonna see this, but if you do and want to help people who are hungry, donate to a local food bank. Most prefer money because they already have avenues for cheaper supplies. But if you're not sure, you can ask. Things are about to get rough for many people. Take care of yourselves.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
You know what else I have a problem with? That, sometimes, people don't actually want a response to their observations on here. I see that I can reply, so sometimes I reply. That may not be the right thing to do. Damn you, Discord, you trained me wrong.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I'd get rid of those last few numbers, but they're all invisible and I can't. So I guess I'm stuck with it.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Several thousand clicks later to unfollow the results of many a list, I no longer look like a crazy person. YEAH
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Another thing one should never do. Open up Clearsky to see who else has blocked you. ...It explained why I haven't been hearing from a few guys lately. I'm blocked. Woof.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Honestly. I look at like, three people on here. Ever. And I avoid the Discovery tab like it's the plague. Why am I following so many people? Did the lists I subscribe to explode in size? I dunno. But arrrgh.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Hm. I suspect that I'm, well. Annoying. Shit. That's why I don't use social media.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
ko-fi.com/post/ICONOCL... subscribestar.adult/posts/2141630 www.patreon.com/posts/iconoc... Where Ino and Sakura appear on Colchis...and are immediately in over their heads. #Naruto #Commission #30k #XVII
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Instead of pondering deep ethical questions, I'd rather dip my pigeon toes into something just as hazardous but like a third as serious. Maybe. I dunno. I could be wrong. I haven't played Pokemon since Emerald. On the Advance. Why is it that modern Pokemon looks so...empty? Lame? Is it me?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
#Naruto #Fanfiction #Story #+18 MORE OF THAT GOOD STUFF IS NOW OUT. HERE. ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... www.patreon.com/posts/only-p... subscribestar.adult/posts/2061004 Story: archiveofourown.org/works/298343...
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Only Peeps: Bench Warmer Ch 43
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Liberal Jane @liberaljane.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Digital illustration of a punk looking penguin with text, 'rather be woke than morally broke'
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just realized I have over 500 followers after seeing a thing. A thing that said anyone over 500 followers is on the 1 percent list of Bsky. *How do I have over 500 followers?*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I'm glad I'm not a poster. Or, well, Poaster. I don't do the skeets all that often. That thing. Some of y'all are too much. Sometimes, you don't need to share every detail of your fears and anxieties with the world. It's okay. 'Tell me that you opened the Discover tab without saying you did'.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Where Ino is kidnapped by mindflayers! And Sakura is upset! #Naruto #Fanfic #BG3 Continued! Chapter 1: archiveofourown.org/works/669354... Chapter 2: archiveofourown.org/works/669354... Chapter 3: ko-fi.com/post/Only-Bo... www.patreon.com/posts/only-b... subscribestar.adult/posts/2043918
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Bench Warmer: Omake Files - Chapter 1 - Blackmarch - Naruto (Anime & Manga) [Archive of Our Own]
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
#Naruto #+18 #HarunoSakura Bench Warmer Chapter 41! Where Sakura grows as a person! Story: archiveofourown.org/series/4913167 subscribestar.adult/posts/2030892 ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... www.patreon.com/posts/137646...
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I am, as usual, absolute trash at advertising on social media. I am, as usual, quite aware of why I'm living paycheck to paycheck. *sob*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
A Naruto #18+ #Commission: Two Backs, Sixteen Tails Story: archiveofourown.org/works/362155... Chapter 7 of the story above! subscribestar.adult/posts/1959032 www.patreon.com/posts/135483... ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe...
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 04/07/2025
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck you
A headline from the New Yorker: Has AI made learning to write pointless?
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Max 🇺🇸 🌐☯ @maximumeffort433.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Are you still here? Do you still care? If the answer is yes, then the Republicans haven't won yet. They quashed the good, but not our goodness. It is because of our goodness that today hurts. They cannot break us, they can only break upon us. And they WILL break upon us.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... subscribestar.adult/posts/1935881 www.patreon.com/posts/only-p... Bench Warmer Chapter 40! Things continue to happen! We're about to move into the real meat of the arc! The tower! Pffft. Nah. You'll see. Story: archiveofourown.org/works/298343... #Naruto
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 30/06/2025
removing the capacity to be shocked is a thing that actually aids the enemy. it's also deranged and morally wrong.
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Amanda Litman @amandalitman.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Zohran Mamdani’s win has inspired over 3400 young people to raise their hands to run for office just since Tuesday. It’s now @runforsomething.net’s biggest candidate recruitment moment since the election. A new generation of leaders is here.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Does anyone else get emotional when listening to good music or viewing art? Cry a little, maybe? No? Just me?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Gustave. Man. Expedition 33. If you know, you know.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
www.patreon.com/posts/only-p... subscribestar.adult/posts/1919681 ko-fi.com/Post/Only-Pe... Fake It Till You Make It: A Bench Warmer AU Where Hinata is looking for confidence! And Ino has the fix! Sakura is, as ever, baffled! #Commission #Naruto #HyuugaHinata #YamanakaIno #HarunoSakura #+18
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
For real? What the hell? This is their first game? Unknown/new writer? Same with the composer of the music? Jesus, man. This game deserves awards. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r2i...
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Clair Obscur - Renoir II Battle Theme OST
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Damn, guys. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpNV... The French have *hands*.
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 | Lumière [Official Music Video]
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Ace @onehappytanker.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Failing Up AU: The Belladonna Heresy ========== Weiss is still useless. But she means well, of course. Seriously. ========== #Commission #RWBY #BlakeBelladonna #WeissSchnee #YangXiaoLong #RubyRose #+18 archiveofourown.org/works/669334...
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Failing Up ========== Weiss is useless. But she means well. Really. ========== #RWBY #Comedy #Futanari #Commission #WeissSchnee #YangXiaoLong #BlakeBelladonna #RubyRose archiveofourown.org/works/669330...
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Failing Up - Chapter 1 - Blackmarch - RWBY [Archive of Our Own]
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Writing. Write. Wroite. I do that. That is what I do. *God help me, I'm a writer.*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Something was discussed recently between my friends and I. Crashing out—the term. Where did it come from? And why does it have staying power, even with older generations (such as millennials), while the rest of the Alpha/Gen Z stuff slips? Tis a question for sure.
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