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@blackmarch.bsky.social
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Fiction writer and comedian, hopefully more active here than the other place. The one with the Dead Bird. That one. You know it. I do a lot of 18+ stuff! So, you know, be warned! #fanfiction #fiction #writing #commissions

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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The American Right has no value. Yep.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boy. This shit sucks, man. Fucking Republicans. But, yeah. Can't just lie down and die. We can do this.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Zombieland 1 was better than 2. I'm sorry, but its true. Also, yeh, legit, I watched that *so* many times.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Failbetter Games were just ahead of the curve.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
*Sob*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Shid. Sorry.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I guess ask your local borb friend group maybe? That's an option. But you could probably check reddit?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
FIEND
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thank god for cellphones and fanfiction, huh?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeah. Yeah... Can't even begin to imagine how we get back from this. Not that we *should* go back. There needs to be a reckoning for all of this. Just, man, how? Fucking Republicans.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Toby Fox with a compilation of all his game music, and a boombox.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
www.patreon.com/posts/158545... ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... subscribestar.adult/posts/2477015 #Worm #Parahumans #Omake #18+ forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/knoc... forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/dont... AN OMAKE FOR THE GLORIOUS GFORCE'S FIC WORLD.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Yeah. He actually got caught doing it this month. He screwed up which account he was using, I believe. And it was all over from there.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
American Voter: *Votes for it to become before 2020 again* Monkey's Paw: *Curls into a fist and punches them in the solar plexus*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Thanks for the compliments man!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
MORE BENCH WARMER! THE GOOD STUFF! GET YOU SOME! Chapters: archiveofourown.org/works/298343... TVTROPES PAGE: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwik... #Naruto #Fanfic subscribestar.adult/posts/2439327 ko-fi.com/post/Only-Pe... www.patreon.com/posts/only-p...
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
To be clear, I'm aware that things are bad. And some things will never recover. But just trying to deal with what I can in my limited reach.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I'm just hoping for a midterms blowout that will make a lot of this moot. Not all, of course. But enough. One step at a time.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And the worst thing is that they were written so WELL!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Impossible!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Ch 1: forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/blac... Ch 2: forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/blac...
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Speed Bump Chapter 3! Where Ruby, who has a large dick (you know how it is), and Blake do what is expected! A #commission! And #RWBY fic! www.patreon.com/posts/speed-... ko-fi.com/post/Speed-B... subscribestar.adult/posts/2416944
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
How do I have nearly 600 followers? I BARELY DO ANYTHING!? Thank you all anyway!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Seriously though. Bad day. Bad vibes. But keep calm and carry on. Yeah?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Indeed. How about, instead, we talk turkeys? Did you know that baby turkeys in captivity have to be taught how to drink water? Seriously! And do you know how they do it? They drop marbles into the water for them to peck at, so the babies can learn water is drinkable! Cause shiny! Turkey facts.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Like Sarabi said. For real, Will. You're a good guy.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yeah. :c
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I was. I just don't know what to do here, other than vote. And tell others to do so. Where do we even go from here? This is way over my head.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We'll need another Truman then.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I'll engage in it for you then!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Big bags of pepperoni, actually. Damn you, Hormel.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I see this, and Jack Nicholson's Joker hits me like a flashbang.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
You're a better person than these assholes will ever be, Will. And I'm sorry this is happening to you. It ain't right. Keep on getting on, my guy. You're doing good work.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cow *what*?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Correct.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Fiend!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
That sure does sound like one way to blueball the Doomsday Cult parts of coalition if it does happen. Unsure if that's a good thing or not, considering the all-around context. But I could use the laugh.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
DANG IT
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
*Cheers*
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Wait. HALO. You play a white male with blue eyes who was made into a child soldier by an explicitly fascist government (to assassinate small space polity leadership), who then has to turn his skills to fighting aliens instead, making it all worth it. You're a Spartan. That's very on the nose.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Seriously. What a bunch of joyless losers.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The 'Left Behind' series, written by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins? As well as the Movies/Books/Miniseries? I wouldn't say that it has broad appeal. But, having been forced to read it as a young man, along with many other people I know, maybe it had more sway than I know?
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Glad to see you, Sky.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The rail demands to be ridden.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Oh, god, was he messing with Adventure Time too!? No! No!! My childhood!
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sounds bad. But, well. Fuck it. We didn't start the fire. Damn it, Billy Joel...
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This do be one of those 'don't you just wanna go apeshit' moments in history, innit
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I, personally, don't think he's annoying. To be fair, I'm not much of a poster. Or a poaster. I just watch most of the time. But, even if I *did* think that, I wouldn't say it. Why bring it up? Posting bushido time. This man fights fascism He is my friend. Some people have no priorities.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
...I was not the first one to say this, and I apologize.
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Blackmarch @blackmarch.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
About when the last people who remember the last big crises move on. Yeh.
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