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Ancient Daughter

@blackgirl3000.bsky.social
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Handsome middle aged woman. Go read a book, you illiterate son of a bitch. Speculative fiction book clubber and podcaster: bsky.app/profile/thousandeyespod.bs…

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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 2h
Upfront money me please. I’ll make it work.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 2h
YES
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 3h
Brap brap brap
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 3h
I’m gonna eat it
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 5h
(Watching Backrooms (2026) Me: bitch do not go in there The bitch in question: *goes in there*
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Ōkami I. Studios @okamiiphotostudios.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Laughing Storm smiles upon you. 💛🦌
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knighted
ALT: knighted
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Annaya "Fuck, I'm Tired" Youkai @daiyoukaigeisha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
😍 “Ours is the Fury!”
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This just activated a phobia
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someone said I was giving Argella Durrandon, The Storm Queen, and I’m gonna go with that.
Me in a black and gold medieval style gown with gold trimmed cape sleeves. I’m wearing a gold and black antler crown with black roses and holding the Baratheon banner, which a crowned black stag on a field of gold.
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A Thousand Eyes and One Podcast @thousandeyespod.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 1 done, on to day 2.
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A Thousand Eyes and One Podcast @thousandeyespod.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re at New York Comic Con! Come say hello!
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Hater’s evil deeds have already begun to backfire. Asè.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One a year?
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My friend brought a carrot cake over and my son has been furious for WEEKS. Every few days, he says “why would she do that??”
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is absolutely no reason to be this horny. JAIL!
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Comic Con time 😎
A black woman with glasses, long braids, purple lipstick, and a grey and white striped shirt. Wearing a lanyard with a comic con badge.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Black market ground beef is a wild set of words
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today is my first son’s birthday and my friend made him a placenta card. Yes, that’s my placenta.
A smiling placenta with a birthday hat, surrounded by balloons, clowns, and lightning bolts. It say “Happy 9th Birthday Donut!!”
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can’t believe people actually wanted Andrew fucking Cuomo to be mayor
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Nicholas Hunt-Walker @nhuntwalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not spoken about enough just how much of a worse mayor Eric Adams was in his entire time than Mamdani in his 9 months of service. Nothing like a competent guy to help highlight how incompetent the previous guy was.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Comic Con family costumes are all set. The kids are Batman, Batgirl, Robin, and Joker. The adults are Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Cat Woman, and Bane. Can’t wait for the group pic.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She probably earned it, so I’ll mind my business.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely going to start doing this
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Matt Peters @mrmightyink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Officer, I swear that's not alcohol on my breath; it's just Cheez-It® Coors Light® Beer Cheese baked snack crackers!" "I'm still bringing you in because that's nasty."
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Studio day and I have a headache 😣 I wouldn’t be mad at all if they’re a no-show and I go home early
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s MADNESS. WHAT?
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🩺Dr.👩🏾‍⚕️Gooch🥣Gobbler👅 @mzyogi7.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
WAKE IT UP!!!!😂😂
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My son said he wants to live with a new family because his brother makes too much noise so I told him he’s free to leave and that after I take him to school his new family can pick him up. I walked him to school and he goes “I can’t live without you!” and begged me to pick him up.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute cinema
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I literally only know about that song because my local news was talking about how no one has ever heard of it until now lmao
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Six @sixdos.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
Yup. The Red Wedding.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shout out to my husband’s hater. I hope his dick gets caught in his zipper 4 times a week. 🙏🏾🤲🏾
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
If you can't be vulnerable singing R&B what the fuck is the point? I don't wanna hear somebody sweedledeedledee about their opps. Get out of here with that bullshit
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“PULL UP IT’LL TURN INTO A SHOOT OUT! FUCK NIGGA I’LL WIPE YOUR WHOLE CREW OUT!” - Tywin Lannister
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Slasher szn
Two books: The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix and The Blonde Dies First by Joelle Wellington
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just copped a fresh can of mace 😮‍💨
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Costco is out of pretzel bagels
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Dog Scroll
Alt: Sad Dog Scroll
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dogs owners get on my last nerves… yall complain about kids when you don’t clean up after yall dogs… since yall comparing them to kids… clean up after yo dogs.. the bags and they created the area for that reason…
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me all week
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s gotta be stray dog meat
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🌷Shea🌷 @buttery-shea.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Spider: They tore down my finely crafted masterpiece for…this?!?! What is that, PLASTIC?!?!?
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Coming to America Barbershop Scene
Alt: Coming to America Barbershop Scene
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Dee Composing @wickedreine.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
Gingers getting that word scrambled within 24 hours
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God said Adam AND Eve, not Adam OR Eve.
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All the spiders whose webs I vacuumed before putting up decorations are gonna be so pissed when they see me put up fake spiderwebs
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Send me all the (Lactaid) eggnog
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Y'all slandering Egg Nog but was doing splits for that Hennessey fruit punch is why I don't care about y'all barbarian opinions
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My husband has YouTube premium and me and the kids have COOKED his algorithm
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I might risk the no-fly list to kill him mid-flight
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Ancient Daughter @blackgirl3000.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I can’t imagine giving someone this useless the pleasure of my company
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