Reposted by Blackest FridayThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026Spend. Never ask why. store.theonion.com/products/global-… 748943
Reposted by Blackest FridayBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Mr Beast Salesforce ad, he whispered, as the obsidian cube hummed and began leaking blood 475361
Reposted by Blackest FridayJake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 02/01/2026"LLMs are basically a dead end when it comes to superintelligence." 1299
Reposted by Blackest FridayDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds. 7968421334
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 23/01/2025theonion.com/cryptic-long...theonion.comCryptic Long John Silver’s Campaign Just Says ‘You Are The Bait Now’LOUISVILLE, KY—Baffling fast food consumers nationwide by implicating the diners themselves in some unknown but vaguely fishery-related practice, seafood chain Long John Silver’s launched a new nation... 000
Reposted by Blackest FridayDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Any food NOT designated cage-free was raised in a cage. Enjoy your caged avocado, ghoul 2074982
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 04/12/2024a few days late but we're here for it. pix11.com/news/crime/m...pix11.comUnitedHealthcare CEO fatally shot in Midtown: NYPDMIDTOWN, Manhattan (PIX11) – The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was killed in a targeted shooting in Midtown Wednesday morning, police said. Brian Thompson, 50, was shot in the back and leg by a mas… 000
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"Rabbi to customer service, please! The Returned Items Golem is at it again!" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism 000
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"Who is doing all that yelling in housewares and what the hell IS a "kumite" anyhow?" #blackfriday #talesfromblackfriday #capitalism 000
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"I don't want the TV, but I do want to rampage like a Viking, so we're going." #talesfromblackfriday #blackestfriday #blackfriday #capitalism 031
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A voice cries out from the toasters. "Pick me! Pick me!" #blackestfriday #scp #iamatoaster #scp-426 #scp426 #talesfromblackfriday 000
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The man on trial in the Food Court has been found guilty and sentenced to hang. #talesfromblackfriday #blackfriday #blackestfriday #capitalism #arbys 010
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 27/11/2024"local bars are bracing for the onslaught of assholes." www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar4G...youtube.comthe real holidayYouTube video by Good Work 000
Blackest Friday @blackestfriday.bsky.social · 26/10/2024A grotesque bird descended, its wings a tapestry of shadows. With eyes like black abysses, it screamed forgotten nightmares. As it vanished, the clouds parted, revealing an unsettling blue sky—a calm that masked unspeakable horrors beyond the horizon. 010
