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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Drinking Fireball poured into a Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle at the bowling alley

BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Getting your ass ate at the airport Ramada while family feud plays on the tv and all you hear is Steve Harvey’s goofy ass and people yelling “Good answer!” At dumb shit

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Starz! It’s like HBO for poor people

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ripping one of these new darts, Marlboro Red 10,000s. I’m going to re-use the box to put my pool cue in!

Extra long cigarette for your smoking pleasure

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Bussy buddies staring Tom Hanks Thursdays on ABC

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

CRANKIN MY HOGG IN THE BACK OF MY 1997 CHEBY SUBARBAN WHAL AT JIFFY LOOB GETTIN THA OL CHANG GOBBLESS

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The KIA dealer said they could get me financing if I brought in 3 gallon size Ziploc bags full of toenail clippings and an old hat!

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They ran my credit at the Dodge dealer and they said my credit score was a picture of a potato and told me to get lost and go to the KIA dealer :(

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

DJ Jizzy Jeff and the French Prince of Bel Air

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

DJ Jizzy Jeff and the French Prince of Bel Air

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cologne that smells like a thrift store

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I slipped and fell on 12 Classic®️ Eveready™️ D batteries from 1993 and they are all stuck in my ass :(

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Drinking Fireball poured into a Mrs. Butterworth’s bottle at the bowling alley

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

All the forbidden lunch meats located in one spot for your convenience #LuxuryLoaf

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Getting fired from your job carving roast beef at the Old Country Buffet for getting someone’s attention by yelling “Hey Toots!” In a New Jersey accent

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A whirlpool brand dryer full of powdered sugar

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nobody is cooking anything and I smell garlic toast, am I having an Italian stroke?

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Nobody is cooking anything and I smell garlic toast, am I having an Italian stroke?

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hanes Burlap underwear discount coupon

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ayyyy, Friggin’ Johnny Nipples ovah here

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Imodium A.D. Give it a chance before you shit your pants™

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The voices in my head told me to come to this Applebees and get arrested

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I laid in the sun too long and now my B-hole is sunburned and my dingle-doodle looks like a hunter’s sausage

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Milk Dud nipple reduction surgery

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Returning lottery tickets to the store because they aren’t winners

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I ain't have no money for a fleshlight so I stuffed a toilet paper roll with cold cuts and got it poppin'

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Welcome to the stage, the Professor of Piss™, R. Kelly!

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Eat lettuce, shit yourself until you die. Living the dream!

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I’m pretty sure they clean this bathroom with a mop bucket full of piss

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Chesterfield cigarettes near Milwaukee Wisconsin

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

New Vajankle Chia Pet, grow the chia seeds where the pubic hair would be and on the toes.

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Stuart Little in a sandwich but the bread is two glue traps

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I still owe Columbia House $117.39

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Ask your Doctor if Quaaludes are right for you.

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“You’ve got a personality like listening to fireworks on the radio”

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Ask your Doctor if Quaaludes are right for you.

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

There’s nothing more thrilling than listening to the theme song to CHiPs while blasting down the highway drinking Mickey’s Malt Liquor in your 1989 Camaro

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Houseboats are just the mobile home of the sea

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BJ Cobbledick @bj-cobbledick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

“Hang a right the old Joe’s Crab Shack that’s now A+ #1 Crab USA”

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Dept. Of Stupid Thoughts and Ideas @stupidthoughtideas.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Now That's What I Call Business 87.

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