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johnny deformed

@bizzo.bsky.social
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I like heavy metal, sumo, RPGs, pro wrestling, and communism.

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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 5h
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A phone dialog window titled "Update Firmware"

But its only options are "Cancel" and "More"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 6h
There should be more disobedience-to-God-themed beverages, really
A bottle of "Apple & Eve" apple juice
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 11h
You're gonna barf? Not in *my* town you're not...
Steam tile for a game called "Barfender" (presumably bartender + defender)
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
tbh I think "Man" might be more than just his character in the ad
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Garfield grins smugly, while a warped text caption below reads: "RIP to the rest of you I guess, but if someone showed me propaganda I would simply say no thank you"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vincent van Gogh with a speech bubble containing a crude cut and paste of part of Krinkle's post: "had to rip out that whole ear. Idk what i was doing"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A classic screenshot from The Secret of Monkey Island, edited so Guybrush is saying "never pay more than 0 bucks for a computer game"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
no fuckin way
Karafun catalog search shows they have "Prisencolinensinainciusol" by Adriano Celentano in their karaoke catalog.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I feel like the vendor should know what their product features are
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A new mix: anime robot picture

Novel genre mash-up
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
this game gives me a lot of the same tingles I had when I finally heard what Joker 2 was and resolved to see it at once (insane concept, commercial suicide, custom built in a lab for me)
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly this would bang so hard
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know we're not supposed to speak ill of the dead but I am so disappointed in Ben right now #smdh
PAC mailer shows "Woke" baseball team
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"but he cut everything good!" Yeah that was his job. The shareholders didn't want a business that makes money by making or doing things. They just wanted to sell for a lot more than WBD was worth, so he chopped until its balance sheet was prettier Zaszlav sucks ass but he's a symptom
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
whoa
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
also it seems like Nick Wayne is moonlighting?
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A scene from Reno 911 with somebody on the ground telling police "I was murdered."
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😎
a video game chat window reads:

[Party][Shank]: bizzo was carrying with Mr F
[Party][Shank]: 80+m dps
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You ever reflect on the fact that a pastor telling a man to return to his marriage almost certainly led to someone discovering they were into pegging
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
love when Dutch is still legible to English readers
Twitter post reading "oh nee, de cuckstoel brengt de Hitlergroet" with a picture of a single standlaone bus or train seat, whose armrest is tilted up at an angle resembling a Nazi salute.

the Dutch text presumably means "oh no, the cuck chair is doing the Hitler salute"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A diagram titled "HONEY TRAPPING" in comic sans.

a stick figure lady says to a stick figure man "take of [sic] your clothes"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You
Homer Simpson driving Mel Brooks. He tells him "I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me."
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deacon Frost from Blade (1998)

It's not the same guy but there's a similar look
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I will get ample use of this.
A smiling man captioned "Thank you, would you like to fight me now or are you a coward?"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Local band from back in the day
Album cover from Scott Baio Army
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fine, you twisted my arm, I'll listen
youtube thumbnail for "DnB to kill your landlord to"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like if Quavo has The God of Abraham on his album, these other features should not be flanking it. The Creator should be first AND last.
news
Quavo Enlists Pharrell, Tyler, The Creator & A$AP Rocky For New Song “Baby Breath”
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's over for y'all brokies now once I help her get her money out of escrow she and I are gonna be rich together
an account called ELLA LANGLEY REACH OUT liked my post saying "Ella Langley is Asuka Langley's son"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can just say "Ofinity," the gendered noun doesn't mean the actual gender of a human associated with it, christ
Someone on a couch in front of a screen that says "XFINITY Latino"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pri...
The game continually tries to trick the player into revealing the secret three-digit code. One of the most nefarious attempts (which occurs in Prisoner 2) is a simulated game crash that includes the error message "Syntax error in line ###", where the line number is the player's resignation code. This was a common error message in the Apple II's BASIC programming language, and the logical step for users of the time would be to review the erroneous line of code with the command "List ###" (again substituting the specific number in question). Typing the secret three-digit code at any time resulted in the game being lost, however, and that included typing such a BASIC command since, unknown to the player, the game was actually still running
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In my first year of law school I struggled so much in Legal Writing because I came from journalism and was used to not having to spell out the most utterly obvious stuff that connects thought A to B, which you're taught to do there. But apparently we ALL need to write like that now.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
More for me.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
SONOFA
Yesterday's Bongo high scores. I was one point shy of global first.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A steam game review from user "yippie." The game in question is Recommended. The full text of his review is "I am samoan"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bluesky, the joke understanders
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the world became a uni polar political order in which the world's only superpower flexed its malignant influence and unchecked power to undermine governments around the world. I'm talking of course about Russia.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A pistol labeled "I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU" with an attached silencer labeled "LYRICALLY"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went to your hood and nobody got your jokes...
A sign of a brick and mortar business called Bluesky
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can Namco's "Wacky Gator" game feel pain? They sure respond to violent stimulus as if they do.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
JUGGERDUCK
Juggerduck with one of the alternate universe incarnations of Guardians of the Galaxy (along with Cable, Kamala Khan as Captain Marvel with Captain America's shield, Jubilee, and Iron Groot -- Rocket Raccoon in a suit made of Groot wood)
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait when the fuck did Jay Z get an umlaut
Jay Z artist page on Tidal with an umlaut on the Y
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Frankly, I think "listen here, you little shit," has proven to be a viable and even successful moderation policy, even if it doesn't look as agreeable on paper. But it doesn't let Grummz and people of his ilk play their stupid "I'm not touching you" games, so it's no wonder he doesn't like it.
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kotozakura looking comically fearsome
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
next time I will post it on time
Skinner explaining his religious discrimination over the phone: "I mean, it sounds so made up! 'Yom kip pur?'"
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johnny deformed @bizzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it was a positive guy
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