flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026se me ha petado el pc 😩 muy contenta de tener que echar el sábado por la mañana intentando arreglarlo 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026so fucking done with sharing while living i just want to get to my fucking home on a friday and have my sofa and my TV for me 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 06/08/2026it was a month ago 😩 and because i am not that interested in will smith hockey i did not save it 000
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastaHeated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hudson is officially a Skin1004 ambassador! via highcutmag 28110
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026another day another fic that i didn’t know why i could not read it’s AI 💀 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026the fact that he is This nice with everyone from the beginning… guys for once we made the right people famous 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026ilya rozanov would fucking ROCK a jessica rabbit cosplay 030
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i was coming here to add KJ Charles. Truly you cannot miss with her! 120
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastaDavis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026a few good Jessica’s 112173134838
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastaByron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social 2845465314068
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#hollanov au canon divergence where rose did not realize as fast as in canon that shane was gay so shane avoids tampa all stars and stays with her for years 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026i’ve been recommending hollanov fics over at tumblr just in case someone is in need of something to read www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/...tumblr.comPost by @youbitehard · 1 image💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 22 · [1] [2] [3] 4 had this whole thing already written down BUT apparently I also had the original draft opened in another window which means tumblr DELETED everything. TRUST NO ONE.… 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026tumblr: so i see you like HR and you usually reblog nsfw headcanons me: well yes tumblr: and maybe also hockey rpf? me: well it depends im more into edmont- tumblr: good! then here you have a headcanon about will smith hockey having a fixation about fisting me:… 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026free use ilya as a chill one shot that should’ve been around 5k 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 09/06/2026dhjshdjdhf yes, i honestly did not realize until now how cute it sounds lmao. it’s a bit outdated but still 🍊🍊 020
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I think I can be normal about tlg but if I have to read again how shane reacts to ilya losing without taking all the context in I'm going to have to eat my copy of the book 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026wrote a mcdrai drabble/oneshot today, the beginning of the end 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026im doing a series of weekly #hollanov fic recs on tumblr if anyone is interested www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/... 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026the minute i live again on my own (still months in the future) the first thing i will do is stay in on my own and rewatch Heated Rivalry full reheat. 110
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026i enjoyed that movie so much, i thought i would because i loved the book but even then it surprised me. feel good movie of the year at least (with angst but i can’t feel good if there’s no angst lmao) 010
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastaThi @minhthi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026#hollanov his ass is NOT drawing 121484215
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026how to write when my mental energy is minus 1037362873837 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026it’s one month!!! they are worse than Ilya with the difference hdjshdjdh. please use pronouns campaign 2026. 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026ilya’s treatment regarding this pisses me off so much 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026had to drop a fairly amazing fic because apparently it’s a pet peeve for me that the fic or someone in it tries to fix the Ottawa plan. 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026the younger, the russian, the taller. i noped out so fucking fast (which is a pain because i was interested on the idea) 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026thought we had left the epithets in livejournla, can’t believe i just had to read “the younger one” between shane and ilya in a fic 210
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026gotta make it to friday (to watch the new #halfman episode) 000
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastairene 🦇 @thegrooviest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026por favor recuerden que Lestat es de la aristocracia y por lo tanto hacer bromas sobre incesto es lo más gracioso ever 2257
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026afraid to say i liked #goodomens3 finale enough 🍃❤️ 120
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Wrote a free use sub top Ilya #hollanov drabble over at tumblr if someone is interested www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/...tumblr.comPost by @youbitehard💬 0 🔁 21 ❤️ 108 · free use shane is amazing, but I feel like we as a fandom are overseeing free use ilya. free use ilya that, when shane proposes it, in the convoluted way he invents and propose… 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“The callousness you possess is born straight out of your mother’s heart.” #halfman #halfmanspoilers 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026rewatching the last 20 minutes of the last episode of #halfman just to feel something 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026new long(ish) #hollanovwip #hollanov after tunameltdown, shane starts going out with rose landry and then… he keeps doing that for three long years. Ilya copes. 030
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026and if i say fast&furious au hollanov what then 020
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026ilya knowing all the lyrics to girl, so confusing but getting stuck in every /girl/ with his accent and getting super frustrated 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026can you imagine trying to write a stupid smut about ilya in lingerie and ending up with 15k fucking words? it happened to a friend 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026ofc i wanted to say root but rott also works ig 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026kind of afraid of rotting for the rat man i’m not gonna lie to you 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026the grey in the clicked mcdrai tag is A TELL 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026probably one of my faves. that anon has a full series and most of them are good and very recommended around the fandom but home economics is really one of the best things i’ve read lmao 010
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026can’t start again rereading alligator bites never heal because i have so much shit to read* but this always makes me die of tenderness/laugh. (*more fics) 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026they are both mean and hurting and assholes. they love each other very much. 000
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026he does them because they hurt. because he knows they hurt. when shane wins (basically a tie) in the all stars and they are better, he thinks about doing a comment about it but he decides to let him enjoy the win. 100
flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026every time i see comments about the two/three standoffish ones from shane in tlg i want to invite everyone to reread and count how many times ilya is proper mean to shane re: his food, even (especially) when they are already halfway into a fight, like the pomegranate scene in christmas. 110
Reposted by flan ~ thank you for pastaβαλλά @drawballa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Sleepy boys 💤 #hollanov #heatedrivalry 5480140