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she/her || I mostly obsess over things. fandom old. heated rivalry, critrole, dune, arcane, cod, jjk. always ongoing naruto, star wars, some mcu || no fanpol ao3 in english archiveofourown.org/users/bitehard/…

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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
se me ha petado el pc 😩 muy contenta de tener que echar el sábado por la mañana intentando arreglarlo
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so fucking done with sharing while living i just want to get to my fucking home on a friday and have my sofa and my TV for me
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Heated Rivalry News @hrnews.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hudson is officially a Skin1004 ambassador! via highcutmag
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
another day another fic that i didn’t know why i could not read it’s AI 💀
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
writing longfics is hard
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
the fact that he is This nice with everyone from the beginning… guys for once we made the right people famous
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ilya rozanov would fucking ROCK a jessica rabbit cosplay
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
a few good Jessica’s
A digital illustration of 6 versions of doodles of Jessica Rabbit: short, fat, flat-chested, black, asian, and masc.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The creator of Roger Rabbit (who is 85 years old by the way) is a good sort Crossposted with @openvibe.social
Gary K. Wolf •  
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I've had to unfriend a few fans lately, all for the same reason. They made ridiculing, unkind, and in some cases outright cruel comments about pictures I posted of young women cosplaying Jessica. 
More than a person, Jessica is a state of mind. To play Jessica, you need self -confidence, a sense of humor, and a Jessican -attitude-. There is no such thing as a Jessica cosplayer being too short, too flat chested, too heavy, too thin, too unattractive, too black, too Asian, or even too male!!! All Jessica, any Jessica, every Jessica is good Jessica. 
I'm not giving any warnings or second chances. A single disparaging comment on a Jessica cosplayer, and I'm throwing you out of the rainbow colored Toontown Tent.
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
#hollanov au canon divergence where rose did not realize as fast as in canon that shane was gay so shane avoids tampa all stars and stays with her for years
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i’ve been recommending hollanov fics over at tumblr just in case someone is in need of something to read www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/...
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💬 0  🔁 1  ❤️ 22 · [1] [2] [3] 4 had this whole thing already written down BUT apparently I also had the original draft opened in another window which means tumblr DELETED everything. TRUST NO ONE.…
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
tumblr: so i see you like HR and you usually reblog nsfw headcanons me: well yes tumblr: and maybe also hockey rpf? me: well it depends im more into edmont- tumblr: good! then here you have a headcanon about will smith hockey having a fixation about fisting me:…
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
free use ilya as a chill one shot that should’ve been around 5k
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think I can be normal about tlg but if I have to read again how shane reacts to ilya losing without taking all the context in I'm going to have to eat my copy of the book
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
wrote a mcdrai drabble/oneshot today, the beginning of the end
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
im doing a series of weekly #hollanov fic recs on tumblr if anyone is interested www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/...
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
the minute i live again on my own (still months in the future) the first thing i will do is stay in on my own and rewatch Heated Rivalry full reheat.
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Thi @minhthi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
#hollanov his ass is NOT drawing
A digital drawing in three panels of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov from the TV series Heated Rivalry. They recreate the romantic scene from Titanic in which Jack draws Rose. In this drawing, Ilya is NOT drawing tho (he has, however, drawn a circle).
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
how to write when my mental energy is minus 1037362873837
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
had to drop a fairly amazing fic because apparently it’s a pet peeve for me that the fic or someone in it tries to fix the Ottawa plan.
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
thought we had left the epithets in livejournla, can’t believe i just had to read “the younger one” between shane and ilya in a fic
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
gotta make it to friday (to watch the new #halfman episode)
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irene 🦇 @thegrooviest.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
por favor recuerden que Lestat es de la aristocracia y por lo tanto hacer bromas sobre incesto es lo más gracioso ever
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
a fever dream
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
afraid to say i liked #goodomens3 finale enough 🍃❤️
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Wrote a free use sub top Ilya #hollanov drabble over at tumblr if someone is interested www.tumblr.com/youbitehard/...
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💬 0  🔁 21  ❤️ 108 · free use shane is amazing, but I feel like we as a fandom are overseeing free use ilya. free use ilya that, when shane proposes it, in the convoluted way he invents and propose…
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
rewatching the last 20 minutes of the last episode of #halfman just to feel something
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
new long(ish) #hollanovwip #hollanov after tunameltdown, shane starts going out with rose landry and then… he keeps doing that for three long years. Ilya copes.
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
and if i say fast&furious au hollanov what then
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ilya knowing all the lyrics to girl, so confusing but getting stuck in every /girl/ with his accent and getting super frustrated
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
can you imagine trying to write a stupid smut about ilya in lingerie and ending up with 15k fucking words? it happened to a friend
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
well,
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
can’t start again rereading alligator bites never heal because i have so much shit to read* but this always makes me die of tenderness/laugh. (*more fics)
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
every time i see comments about the two/three standoffish ones from shane in tlg i want to invite everyone to reread and count how many times ilya is proper mean to shane re: his food, even (especially) when they are already halfway into a fight, like the pomegranate scene in christmas.
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βαλλά @drawballa.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sleepy boys 💤 #hollanov #heatedrivalry
Yuna walking into the living room, says "boys, are you going to be staying for dinner - oh". Shane and Ilya are curled up on the couch sleeping, Ilya laying on Shanes chest, and arm slug over his midsection. Shane has a hand tucked into Ilyas hair. 
Yuna whispers "David, David honey, come look."
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
hudsonado level 3000 today
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
for the fans was hideous 💀 the smut was passable in the beginning but that’s it, honestly can’t fathom the reviews it has 😭😭😭
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
reheated the whole show yesterday and brainstormed with a friend and i’ve had a v good idea for a long-ish hollanov fic (for my standards) about ep 5 not happening and meeting again after 3-4 years where everything is fucked up.
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Monika @artseamoni.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is not enough🎶🎶 #heatedrivalry #hollanov
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
sometimes bookmarks are pretty fucking good
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i got some supposed book recs from the heated rivalry fandom and honestly can’t believe people read this and then gives rachel reid any shit 🫩 god it is so bad out there
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
omg
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
dropping tomorrow another 6k of filth with clinically depressed and high key in love ilya rozanov deep into his 8 year situationship #hollanov
tags from ao3 

Dom/sub, Ball Gags, Rimming, Face-Fucking, Spit Kink, Orgasm Edging, Orgasm Control, Cock Warming, save a horse ride a hockey player or whatever the song says, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Situationships,
tops deserve to be rimmed too
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myrkky @myrkky.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Ilya has Shane grinding his teeth and his pillow. honk if you agree. #Hollanov #ShaneHollander #HeatedRivalry 🔞
Fanart of Shane Hollander from Heated Rivalry. Shane is naked, partially lying down, gripping and grinding on a pillow. His eyes are closed and his mouth is open. Above his head are 2 text bubbles that read "ah" and "Ilya" with a little hear drawn next to it.
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
au where shane gets traded before outed to ottawa so #hollanov is still hiding and ilya kisses him one morning on the road and he has to kiss bood, wyatt and hass to disimulate (à la friends with chandler and monica)
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Art SilverGlass ~ Sophie Grunnet @silverglass.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mini scrolls to celebrate people with creative minds! OC - creator certificate Story teller diploma Fanfic Writer Licence Tag yourself 😅
Shows 3 mini diplomas.
Can be purchased at my shop (link in bio)
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
started a new hollanov fic, when will I be free of this prison?
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
mood de unalivearme in the fucking metro
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
it came to me in a dream that i have to out shane hollander in one of these and make him drool all over ilya. good fucking morning
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flan ~ thank you for pasta @bitehard.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
every fic i write brings me closer to write puppy play 🙂‍↕️
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