hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Would be very funny if the entire rotunda burst into flames rn 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Finagled $5 more for my internship bc I am competent and worthy 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 16/12/2024going to the gym even tho i really really don’t want to because that’s what consistency is 😔 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 15/12/20241/3 of my beer in and feeling deeply unloveable at the coolidge corner pizza place 000
Reposted by hailey🫧m a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Bro, are you ok? You look like butter scraped over too much bread. 516834
Reposted by hailey🫧𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂 ✩ @cherrystainedlips.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I am one minor inconvenience away from becoming evil 518646
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 09/12/2024i got beet and purple cabbage kraut… life changing 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 08/12/2024break in consistency at the gym means back hurts >:( 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 08/12/2024going to the gym to pretend i am not horrifically depressed and full of wingstop 011
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 05/12/2024if dinosaurs were an elaborate scheme from liberal science to undermine the powers of god 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i had a really vivid dream about fireballs falling from the sky and now i’m seeing the general geopolitical vibe of today and feeling prophetic 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i need to take three deep breaths and then be killed 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 03/12/2024getting health insurance :D year wait to see a provider D: 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 29/11/2024“sorry my dad railed oxy in front of me and i gave up on coping” 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 28/11/2024“you’re reverse mr. darcy—which i should note is NOT mr bingley” @vidaliarose.bsky.social 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 27/11/2024dear clearly sick frat boy without a mask at the airport, i hope you die 000
Reposted by hailey🫧onion person @junlper.beer · 27/11/2024the creation of the spicy italian sandwich is the closest humanity has gotten to touching god 1486012512
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 26/11/2024thanksgiving affirmation: i will take extra crazy walks to cope instead of binge eating charcuterie 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 26/11/2024thanksgiving affirmation: i will not betray myself in rio rancho 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 26/11/2024thanksgiving affirmation: i will not overshare about my emotional state at dinner 010
Reposted by hailey🫧Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like 422303554754
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 26/11/2024i am dodging scientologists at 9am i am at my limit, dear boston 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 24/11/2024errmmm actually we each got one soup we didn’t even share 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 24/11/2024if i had a lover lost at sea i wouldn’t know how to act 010
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 23/11/2024i genuinely can’t be trusted to do my homework in a timely fashion but my GPA would never reflect that 000
hailey🫧 @bitchephemeral.bsky.social · 22/11/2024twitter isn’t an app it’s a collective state of mind 010
