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arknights | ffxiv | bl 🏳️‍🌈 | 🔞+ | he/they tbh idk what im doing i: @robodumpling.bsky.social

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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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shiho @shihoran.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the older i get... the more dots i use.............. oh.........................
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Kana7o @kana7o.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💠GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!🐱 get a G'raha plushie for FREE!!! How to Enter: 1) Follow me here on bsky! 2) Like and RT this post! Optional: tell me (without spoilers!) when exactly you fell in love with this cat boy. mine was during the EW patches Winner will be chosen on Sept. 9, 2026! (more details below)
A parody of the Eminem throwing meme, but it's Hiroshi Meteor throwing plushie graha with the text "TAKE THIS FREE CATBOY"
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
One of the best subreddits out there.
Reddit post titled “uber eats driver couldn’t find my address. Had to light the beacon.” They’re messaging the driver “look to the sky. Follow the beacon.” Then the driver says “what. Oh my god I see it”
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Ree @manreeree.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m personally a regular at PNP games and have been buying majority of new/used physical games from them for years. I’d appreciate if people can sign and spread the word. Let’s fight for better consumer rights and stop Sony!
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꒰ᐢ..ᐢ꒱颖琦Gwyn @gravenmyth.com · 16/06/2026
whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head
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StarCrossedSouls @starcrossedsouls.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
When Eliwood asks if he’s getting deployed in Hector hard mode
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
me: (drunkenly throwing my arm around yodas neck) yknow you — your fuckin cool in my book ya, ya lil green bastard 

yoda: (spilling voodoo ranger all over himself) good to drive i am,
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Mia Varlineau 🌻 playing FFXIV (wolshipping 25/7) @miavarlineau.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
ive met some amazing people over the past few days at fanfest but theres always one out there who ruins the experience for everyone else if you were at the wolstinien sticker trade and traded with this individual they are defacing your wols and painting theirs on top of your stickers
post by @/greengreens on bluesky with their sticker designs for their ocs describing how they will be doing wol sticker trades at fanfestscreenshot from bluesky of greengreens saying "would you be mad if I drew over your wolstinien stickers with my wolship" with a photo of their sticker book and their wol drawn over others wols that they traded stickers withbluesky post of them expressing thanks for trading stickers with them and a pile of their traded stickers
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nutti (SHOP IS OPEN) @nuttimeister.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
scientology speedrun
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saba sabaton @ gateway fate 501 @sabato-n.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Wait a second
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I WAS THINKING THIS BUT I COULDNT REMEMBER THE CRINGE STORMBLOOD NAME KSLDFGJSDH
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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까돈돈이 @lovebreakfast.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
#ㅇㅊㅂ 무슨 일이 일어남..
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 02/04/2026
People wanna say you're washed up by middle age, but the YOUNGEST person on this moon mission is 47.
A chart from al Jazeera showing the crew of the Artemis II (and the ROCKET itself). They are Reid Wiseman, 50. Victor glover, 49. Christina Koch, 47. Jeremy Hansen, 50.
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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potes normalgirl @stealingpotatoes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
my cat's always suuuper chill about going to the vets #caturday #cats #cat #comic
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Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Crystal @crystal.undertow.cards · 23/03/2025
[northernlion] i'm a 36 year old man with a wife and child i don't need to have an opinion on spongebob squarepants. but honestly, looking back on it. squidward is kind of the only motherfucker on that show with some real shit to say.
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
about to play the most yaoiful rimworld save of all time later
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🎠 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
ffxiv people waiting for yoship to announce the expansion and show the aesthetics of it so everyone can make their setting-accurate msq glams for it
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
wait. i forgot abt fire emblem. dang it ,
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
my9games.com (ty voddie) the games i played the most in no particular order (RO my beloved tho)
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Normal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
nesting w the oshi
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✨ mindo ✨ @ierayc.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
it's my birthday!!! annual art raffle time 🎉 to participate: 1️⃣ FOLLOW 2️⃣ LIKE + REPOST ✨ (optional) comment your character ref ends march 19 @ 8 PM EST 💗
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 08/03/2026
they stole an hour from women
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Ryan Edwards 🎨 Comms Open 🎨 @ryanstuffandthings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
#internationalwomensday
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kai daiju 👹 @kaidaiju.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.
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⌞adler 🎴 ⤷ gwf .ᐟ.ᐟ @claymorewielding.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
u guys ever get asked about ur ocs and suddenly every bit of info of them youve made for the past 4+ years straight up disappears
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
bro i think they're gonna take away my factory privileges but that's a problem for future kei to deal with
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hrVst-m00n, Vtuber @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
remarkably appropriate meme
"sorry, i havent finished a project in months, i've been at war with myself"
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
nooo... separated by the pacific... my global clue buddy...... farewell.....
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wheels @harlequinwheels.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
meanwhile #ArknightsEndfield #EndfieldCreators #ZerothDirectiveCC
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
oh im fool,,,, it's not like AK it goes by uid huh..... 6978629375
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
btw lmk if u add me 🥹 im Kei#8212 on Americas
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
played for like 10 mins in the hotel room before i had to go out again 😭
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
is everyone already playing endfield
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
🤨👁🔍🧐🤔👍
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
im wishing arknights is6 scroll of scars ending on d6 a very much Die
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
why must they hit me with ato event cc and endfield launch when im abroad
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
wait im gmt+8... 🤧 11 AM....... NOOOO
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
when does it launch ... 👁👁
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
maybe i should replace and update my disaster survival kit items...
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kei @biskmatar.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
"if you are not at the table, you are on the menu" i feel like im going crazy but this feels like some pre-wwii history textbook speech but for the current times bro what kind of dark twisted timeline are we in 💀
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 17/01/2026
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Yasmine @yas-mk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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