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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦

@birdsrocks.bsky.social
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In normal times I just skeet about my garden and Star Wars, but regrettably I was right when I became a full-blown doomer in November 2016. Nationalism sucks, but being annexed by a fascist state sucks more.

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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 5h
Just ate at a Mexican restaurant so authentic that we both just reflexively ordered in Spanish 💃🏻
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 14h
Living with an ex-Starbucks employee sounds like the dream until every bevvy he pours for you is only ever 2/3 full. 😢
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 14h
Because trains famously do not cross “international” borders
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
mother. fucker.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These fuckers have never played a City or Logistics sim in their lives. You have to build the mission-critical infrastructure first you goons!!!
finance.yahoo.com
Oracle uses natural gas trucks to power data centers - report
Investing.com -- Oracle Corp. is delivering natural gas by truck to several data centers to maintain construction schedules while waiting for pipeline infrastructure to be completed, according to a Bl...
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is this anything?
Dril candles tweet but instead of candles, it says inference. It’s a joke about OpenAI and Anthropic basically setting money on fire
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some middle manager (not mine) decided that they needed to hold an URGENT after-hours “social media strategy” meeting, which I gleefully declined. They still held that meeting, without either of the social media experts on staff present (the other one had also already left for the day)
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My ARR is somewhere on the order of $1.5M, according to OpenAI’s math. I wonder if the bank will give me a loan based on that figure. 🙏
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did you know you can make caramel out of the whey you get when you make yogurt? And it’s sweet and sour and a little bit funky at the same time?? Crazy things happening here
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking at US midterm polls and uhh… this seems like easy money.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gone to Laval two weeks in a row for shows 🥴
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahaha you love to see it. I keep getting emails about discounted tickets for tonight too.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fellas, is it woke to not want to interact with people who are mean to you?
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soooo what are we gonna do on day zero when PSPP refuses to swear the constitutionally required oath to the king and proceeds to govern as if he has any legal legitimacy? Are we gonna dismiss the constitution as a formality? My bet is yes! We have learned nothing 🤠
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone cancelled on my friendsgiving due to scheduling chaos but I’ve already bought the lamb 😢🐑
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They let you take your human children inside with you to vote… this is discrimination
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Merlin and the larger BirdNET platform is awesome. BirdNET-Go records all the birds it hears near my house 24/7 and I get to keep a little log of them. github.com/tphakala/bir...
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My love language is getting bought sewing machines. This is the second one George has bought for me. I had been wanting an upgrade from the first and I felt bad replacing it because he had bought it for me. Problem solved. 👌
An iMessage convo with a spinning wheel in the first image and a vintage beige singer sewing machine in the second. 

The text reads “idk what the first thing is but any interest in this sewing machine for $40”
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s also really cool that every time I go to grab an academic article now, I have to click a second button to tell CloudFlare that I am not an AI scraper before it will even load the website ! Sick!
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DA FUSION PATTERN - dashare.zone ADMIN
YOUR IN DA PHYSICS Z0NE!!!! DA TEXT SAY'S "DOUBLE SHIT EXPERIMENT, WHICH ONE DID IT GO IN, ITS JUST A TOASTER, FUCK U, BULL SHIT EXPERIMENT , FUCK OF!!! FUCK ALL PHOTON'S - FUCK ALL PARTICLE'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF YA DONT BELEIVE ME THAT PARTICLES AINT REAL JUST TRY TO SCOOCH A COUPLE OF THEM TOGETHER CLOSER THAN A PLANCK LENGTH AND TELL ME IM WRONG - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I am reading Industry Literature about LLMs and then I just go and read some Ed Zitron content where he drops a couple F-bombs and cites actual financial figures, uses the term "business idiots" and then I feel a bit better. 😌
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, if I had thought to use a citation manager the first go-around in Uni I would have been so powerful. It was me & bibme against the world, but Zotero fuckin rules. Want to re-cite docs I cited six months ago and they're right there, already highlighted... wow.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Siri, order me the most room-temperature Sysco chicken nuggets from your finest Chilis ghost kitchen
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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 29/09/2026
Why would I deceive you?
But it’s the fucked up little yeti instead of Elizabeth Holmes
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember reading the books as a kid and thinking to myself... Mary is kind of a bitch.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cooking over charcoal is all fun and games until you're sitting around hours later and you still smell delicious
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We goin back to Columbian times IG??
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Obstructed view, more like “enhanced view”
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s gooooo 😤😤
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thank god @fluxer.app is very close to being ready to go
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so cool how making a doctors appointment now involves - logging in to four separate portals - none of which are integrated with each other - two are run by for-profit companies - only to be told there are no appointments
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🕊️🎶
youtube.com
Do you remembirb, 21st night of Septembirb
YouTube video by Jhelisa Jhyena
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Suzie is on some meds that I had to pick up from the People Pharmacy and they made me do a consultation with the pharmacist “Is it for you?” “No it’s for my bird” The way the blood drained from her face
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Costco Business Centre is goated!!! Truly why doesn't normie Costco stock big bags of couverture chocolate, big jars of pickles, 20kg of salt, or retail (36x) packs of skittles?
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went to watch this episode by airplaying it to my TV from my laptop (so I wouldn't have to watch ads) and YouTube decided to punish me for that by forcing the Hebrew autodub onto me. neat.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Watched the End of Oak Street and definitely did NOT Neil Degrasse Tyson all the way through it, no sir!! It was still fun tho
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So what do you think this will mean, fellas? - Freedom of Movement (wage suppression, but from white people) - unpasteurized cheese is now legal - can side load apps on iPhone? I'm going with #1 and #1 only
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
is Ed Sheeran the main character of the internet today?
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have been thinking about the bush painting all day I literally cannot
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I only ever get a new iPhone when they've got cool new camera stuff and variable aperture is absolutely a siren song. also 48mpx 100mm f/2.8 with digital 200mm capability? Damn bro I could take so many pictures of birds with that bad boy.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
POV you’re a phone around Pidgey
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Finally, some good fucking news!! thespinoff.co.nz/science/08-0...
thespinoff.co.nz
Update: This was the best kākāpō fuck season ever
The world may be burning but at least the world’s fattest parrot has been boning.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I’m doing my homework to be ready for this (reading the book about this incident)
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Meep meep 😭
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🥯🥯🥯🥯
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Sarah T Roberts, PhD @ubiquity75.xyz · 05/09/2026
Is this the metaverse? #what throng.cee.wtf
throng.cee.wtf
THRONG — a crowd made of bluesky
Walk around in first person while the Bluesky firehose spawns people who follow you, read their post out loud, and wander off.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I am unclassifiable. The mythical Anglo Québécois.
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Birds_rocks 🇨🇦 @birdsrocks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
damn that Reform sting video is crazy. Too bad they're gonna get away with every single crime they did (recorded on video)! I'm sure glad we don't have virulent racists in Canada doing the same thing! *phew*
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