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hello?~ time to move!~ yapper, go bears strange yappings, court-appointed venting, and vagueposting from a strange demi-lady mdni she/they 🎼🪶🏆

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 9h
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aaaaaaaand a redzone pick
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FINALLY
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
good return
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you can't stop the deepball they are gonna fucking keep on doing it
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
PUT IN KEENUM YOU BASTARDS
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trubusky-esque deepball jesus christ
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yay another 3 & out at least we have a qb we can look forward to when he gets back imagine saying that 5-10 years ago lol
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
phew thank fuck
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this is what i get for scrolling ship wars involving my otp huh fuck it if the cheeseheads score on this drive y'all finna get a crash out post from me
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
screens and jet sweeps only work the first three times ...and santos misses
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
missed xp phony ass HAHA
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ball doesnt fucking lie booooooooooooooo
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ummmmmmmm
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
SACKKKKKK
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fuckin jagoff
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gain of 5, sacked for 5
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
TOUCHDOWNNNNNNNNNNN
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Live by the go for it die by it too
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bailed out nice too bad we are in the endzone now
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JUST THROW IT AWAY BRO
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
damnit benedet
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ahh ofc we get the first penalty
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
WE CONVERTED A FIRST DOWN jesus christ
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MANY sources to my knowledge are saying to put keenum back in
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did the bears teleport back to 2019 wtf
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
2 yards and a cloud of dust
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Start running the ball ffs
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ofc
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The bears d as always can't tfl for shittttt
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Butterrrrrrrrr
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Booooooooo
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
as always the still cant stop the run
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
this fuckass flea flicker
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was more that 3 seconds dude
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
last week got da mariachi band performaing the anthem this weeks got the uw marching band cool beans
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*drawbacks to the highway median stations
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
platform screen doors would make the highway median stations a lotttt more tolerable there's obvious drawbacks to 'em but damn it's awesome zooming by rush hour traffic (now only if it was frequent and automated like the REM and also without any slow zones)
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 09/10/2026
Da Coach was not only an icon in Chicago, but the entire football world. Our thoughts are with Mike Ditka’s family, friends, and Bears fans today. May his memory be a blessing.
espn.com
Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86
Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
>"reckless spending" and "tax hikes" within the same sentence bro does not know what PAYGO is, sad!
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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
follow us for more relationship advice 👍
If your girl...
-Travels all over the city with you
-picks you up
-opens the door for you
That's not your girl
that's a bus
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is what happens when you coddle the fuck out of these bigots dawg
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
idk how yall holo mfs still use twt jesus christ
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my kamioshi yearns to be da chaser LOLLLLL
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If the queers are calling you out on your bs you apologize and take that post down YOU DONT GET TO BOTH SIDES THIS SHIT THIS IS WHY WE CANT TRUST YALL EVEN WITH YALLS BEST INTENTIONS CUS OF BS LIKE THIS
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
>inb4 post complaining about THE WOKES™ in a community chalk filled with them
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You'd think it would be easy to not say a slur but nooooooooo it has to be this one time I pinky promise brooooooooo JUST THIS ONCE BRO Just delete the fucking post bro no need to go digging a dumbfuck hole because your post got 2k likes It's fucking pathetic dude
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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bagent pulled the exact same cadence keenum pulled AND IT WOTKRD LOL
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