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this is what i get for scrolling ship wars involving my otp huh fuck it if the cheeseheads score on this drive y'all finna get a crash out post from me

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 19h

screens and jet sweeps only work the first three times ...and santos misses

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 19h

ball doesnt fucking lie booooooooooooooo

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

Live by the go for it die by it too

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

bailed out nice too bad we are in the endzone now

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

ahh ofc we get the first penalty

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

WE CONVERTED A FIRST DOWN jesus christ

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

MANY sources to my knowledge are saying to put keenum back in

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

Did the bears teleport back to 2019 wtf

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

2 yards and a cloud of dust

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 20h

The bears d as always can't tfl for shittttt

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 21h

as always the still cant stop the run

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 21h

this fuckass flea flicker

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 21h

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was more that 3 seconds dude

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 21h

last week got da mariachi band performaing the anthem this weeks got the uw marching band cool beans

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

platform screen doors would make the highway median stations a lotttt more tolerable there's obvious drawbacks to 'em but damn it's awesome zooming by rush hour traffic (now only if it was frequent and automated like the REM and also without any slow zones)

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 09/10/2026

Da Coach was not only an icon in Chicago, but the entire football world. Our thoughts are with Mike Ditka’s family, friends, and Bears fans today. May his memory be a blessing.

espn.com

Legendary coach, Hall of Fame TE Mike Ditka dies at age 86

Mike Ditka, a Hall of Fame tight end who became an NFL legend for his time as coach of the Bears, has died at the age of 86.

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

>"reckless spending" and "tax hikes" within the same sentence bro does not know what PAYGO is, sad!

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cta @chicagocta.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If your girl...
-Travels all over the city with you
-picks you up
-opens the door for you
That's not your girl
that's a bus

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

idk how yall holo mfs still use twt jesus christ

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my kamioshi yearns to be da chaser LOLLLLL

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You'd think it would be easy to not say a slur but nooooooooo it has to be this one time I pinky promise brooooooooo JUST THIS ONCE BRO Just delete the fucking post bro no need to go digging a dumbfuck hole because your post got 2k likes It's fucking pathetic dude

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

bagent pulled the exact same cadence keenum pulled AND IT WOTKRD LOL

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yea fair enough if the mobile app is rejectin ur 99th attempt of ur first try of da private burrito taxi u should take it as a sign well fuck it, im getting fucked up with cookies to munch on instead of thattttt

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i still sometimes call em the football team

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.

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not? kafka~ @birdsofakafka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

uh oh they found *that* article took 'em a while considering how terminally online they are

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