Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Visiting Muir Woods after growing up in Humboldt is like how I imagine a French person eating a Safeway croissant feels 000
Reposted by ZachILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP 1979332716
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Yeah I’m into the fiber arts (beans, chard, whole wheat bread) 031
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Turns out she was feeling supportive and wanted me to have inspirational content to watch while I pooped 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Fellas, when you’re on the shitter and your girlfriend sends you a BBC Archive video for “The Village with a Single Loo” what does she mean? 120
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Call me Microsoft Excel the way I’m spreading on these sheets 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I made a pair of pants and I’m distressed to report that going carefully and not cutting corners matters 120
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Got any friends with children? I sold my baby teeth to one of my mom’s friends when I was a kid (he was offering $10/tooth and my dad said I should take it because the tooth fairy was only giving $2/tooth) 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Asian dad in El Cerrito is telling his daughter that ten to the ninth is a million and you can’t multiply zero by zero. Poor girl’s going to need so much Kumon 030
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Of course my mom leaves me with an errand to drop off an extinct coconut shell for her friend in Oakland 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I get asked if I dj so many times and I have a whole spiel about how important it is to have punters in a scene 120
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026What if you do the blade runner thing and put a clear raincoat over your slutty little fit? 130
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 05/06/2026In honor of Pride month I will not be throwing straight while disc golfing (27 over par) 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 29/05/2026overheard a blow job described as “Chicago style” (“clanging between his legs like a church bell”) and I have so many more questions 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Reading the Wikipedia article on limerence like I’m on Erowid trying to see how long my trip will last 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Starting an app called Polymarket for betting on how long it takes for poly relationships to implode 020
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Going to make “The Guy Who Drinks Beer from a Can with a Straw” my whole personality 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Put in my two weeks notice. Love to blow up my life a little bit as a treat 130
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Buca di Beppo is still the best name for a cat I’ve ever heard 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Oldest I’ve felt all week: went to a birthday picnic for a zoomer and there wasn’t a single alcoholic drink among >20 people 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Learning which of my friends are the real ones based on how excited or scared they are when I tell them “this is the first time I’ve done a u-turn in my life” or “I’ve never driven at night before” 010
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 05/01/2026That’s no shoveler! This is a shoveler! (I left the “breeding adult” in just for you) 020
Reposted by ZachJ.M. (But also Nemo) - writing comms open @alamhigo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Today is the last day that you can repost this image 32514714731
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 30/12/2025going to insane spas with my crush in Korea & planning a birding trip with my fave gabber DJ when she's in town - 2026 is really shaping up to be a killer year 130
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Highlights from my crush’s Cleveland spa day: - cigar case is an OXO storage container next to a bunch tylenol and cheap wine - big pickle plates - outdoor lounge just has 3 bandsaws chilling - platza sign up is a clipboard on a coatrack with pencils in a rusty PBR bucket 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 27/12/2025“After all that processing with the therapists I was dating I really needed that methamphetamine phase to get back in touch with my id” 000
Zach @birdbxtch.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Congrats to the engaged couple too. May we all find the love of our life on daddyhunt.com 🙏daddyhunt.comHome - DADDYHUNTReady to join? SIGN UP The Daddyhunt Experience Daddyhunt brings over 15 years of experience to the table in fostering an online community of respect and admiration. Whether or not you identify as a g... 000
