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ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑖𝑟𝑑, 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑑 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ 𝑛𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑.ᐟ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #LEWDRP | #NSFWRP | #MVRP ㅤ ㅤ

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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ㅤ there was this one time she did a promotional shoot for mcdonald's. they told her it was meant to appeal to the "western audience..." she didn't quite expect for it to go like this. ( * 💧 ) #seductivesunday ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ㅤ ahhhhh... i see, i see... like an owl! ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
but it's six p.m. why call it six a.m?
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ㅤ ( yaaaaawn... ) good morn-- IT'S SIX O'CLOCK? IN THE EVENING? ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ㅤ there was this one time she did a promotional shoot for mcdonald's. they told her it was meant to appeal to the "western audience..." she didn't quite expect for it to go like this. ( * 💧 ) #seductivesunday ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
ㅤ ( she definitely takes notice of the stare, and opts to capitalize on it by turning on her heel and jutting her hip out; placing her hand on it. like a model, basically! ) note taken! i'll be sure to wear outfits like this more often! ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ㅤ and for her next trick... she's made her thong disappear! #thongthursday. ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ㅤ ( she notices his expression shift in a rather positive light when she steps out of her wardrobe with the outfit; admittedly, she's a little shy about showing her stomach on most occasions. ) i'm glad you like it. i haven't exactly worn this in a while... ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ㅤ and for her next trick... she's made her thong disappear! #thongthursday. ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ it's a little.. "humble" according to some of my friends, but i'm not a big fan of huge homes or multi-room apartments. seems like a waste of space... especially when that's room for the trees to grow. ( she walks into her walk-in wardrobe, shuffling through clothes after closing + ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ ( knowing her propensity to nearly trip and fall on or near anything, he probably did get all her luck for the day. hence why she invited him over... if you want to believe that as luck. ) alright, we're here. this is where the magic happens. like disney land! ㅤ
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man they fucked up my dog @doggydumbass.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
MUSE DETAILS! Jeffery D. Canis 325 years old Any pronouns but He/Him is usually fine Fucked up dog person of unknown origin, varies between verses Height varies, usually around 9'9 Genderfluid Pansexual
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ it's really easy! i just pick a few outfits from my closet, try them on with a pretty little twirl, and you tell me which one is your favorite! ( she claps her hands together once, again, before turning on her heel and nearly tripping over in the process. she recovers, though. ) ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ would you like to help me choose an outfit? i have a lot to choose from, and i think i could use the help. . . ( * 💧 ) ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ oh, i know. it's just the first time anyone's offered me out to dinner... so i'd feel bad making you pay. ( once more adjusting the hem of her skirt; this time as more of a shy tic. ) i don't even remember what i usually wear for dates! ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ hmm... i'm sure i can squeeze you in on my super empty schedule! ( she's not lying, either. her schedule is barren, but she prefers to make light of her more sedentary lifestyle. ) i don't really do much, outside of my part-time job. i should absolutely be able to pay for dinner! ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ i wish i was joking. the amount of people that have come to me with such a request could make me a trillionaire if i got a nickel for every time. ( adjusting the hem of her skirt sub-routinely; moreso because she just wanted to do /something/ with her hands in that particular moment. ) ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ i totally understand. there's nothing wrong with liking my butt! ( well. she may have hit the nail on the head unintentionally, even with the few "loose screws" in her brain. ) i've been told it /is/ pretty likeable. or lickable. i can't really remember which one i've heard more. ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ ohhhh... okay, okay. i am picking up what you are putting down! ( she claps her hands together once. ) i mean, i'm not going to necessarily blame you for being greedy. or indulging in any other sins. i'm a neutral party when it comes to that stuff. ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ " this is the greed they spoke of in the bible ! " ... or however that euphemism goes. is it a euphemism? or an expression? i can never be too sure. . . ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ that's nice of you to say... i'm usually pretty shy about showing off because of my weight. ( * 💧 ) ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ i sure hope so! i never really keep on schedule with these "trends" . . . ㅤ
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ she slept through #wagonwednesday. oopsie. ㅤ
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𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
us slaughter daughters run the world. 💜
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘺 🔞 @scarlet-lettering.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
maybe in time, you'll want to be mine.
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cass saito🌙🔞 @moonstreakedskies.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
burn bright like the midnight sun. 💜
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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🥖🔞 @birdbrainbaby.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑩𝑰𝑹𝑫𝑩𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑵 .ᐟ ㅤ
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