𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh wait that spicy mama thing is good. i like that one. ... think i got called that back home a couple times. i'm not responsible enough to be a milf... but the sentiment is nice. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026... long night, huh? [ no wonder she feels her head throbbing. and also a migraine coming on. ] uy. maybe i should soundproof my room or somethin'. y'all get loud when you're deliriously horny... 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026[ ...realizing a tit is just Out and stuffing it back in her shirt about three minutes after that thread actually wraps up in canon regardless of the machinations of time. ] 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the lonely boner seems to free her mind at night 100
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026... i can't say i remember the context either. maybe it was just a neuron thing. like a 'give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you' type beat. but purple. like blueberries. 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026'm reaching for the officer too. but for different reasons i can't say without being judged harshly for my violent thoughts. ehe. 💜 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026trying to think about wobble in a sexual context but i keep getting flashbangs of ice climber combos in the back of my mind that ruin the flow 110
Reposted by 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞🔞 Normal Jack @dangerbadge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026some of you are merely just parrybaiting challengemeat to me 112
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 31/08/2026it's saviors smonday. line up a public indecency risk for the greater good. 130
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026grew up there. nice to see my city represented. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026mornin'. ...head feels like i've been kicked around in a trash can. but. it's alright. seasonal stuff just hit at mauve's and i'm gonna be a very pleased lady for at least a couple hours. [ running a hand through her hair. adjusting her clothes to properly contain her chest. ] 000
Reposted by 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞🔞 Normal Jack @dangerbadge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I have this downloaded onto my computer because I want to help people 131
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026/ ok yeah it turns out the 3am is hurting me. uhhh. normally id be less brave about it because the niche is kinda not as there but plugging my other smut account @scarlet-lettering.bsky.social if you like sopping little weirdo guys 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026must've been the wind. [ a beat. struggling not to laugh. ] ... mysterious winds ... 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026/ looked away from this alt for too long what do you mean the porn account is lore important 320
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026/ forgot i have work tomorrow SORRY more pervert shit tomorrow if god is good to me 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026/ ive never really decided how demons Emerge from a circle. sometimes its a portal thing where they have to crawl out. sometimes its Fire Pillar. sometimes its this 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026/ doing the metal sonic attack in srb2 where i shoot a super wide burst of energy so i hit all of holly's accounts with hannah (i am too scared to make another porn account or follow with my other oc even though he's comparatively normal) 210
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026wait. no. the mace is too obvious. i need to do something better. [ walking off again. coming back unarmed and otherwise basically her standard, without her jacket. which doesn't mean much outside of extra sideboob and seeing how fucked up her arms are. ] ... that should work. 100
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026... oh, wait, hold on. too many of you are looking familiar. wait. [ walking off. walking back lugging a comically oversized mace behind her. ] 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the cool thing about prophecies is they sometimes get a three page spread of you getting fucked so good you pass out and then it happens and it really is that good 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 17/08/2026last i knew the only "boner meter" was darby and in that offshoot he was lost to time. poor bastard didn't stand a chance. 100
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026i don't care who the IRS sends applebee's is good and i WILL be giving the cooks head about it 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026we are ALL letting the nebulous void monster pound us. by the by. 010
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026/ i write with myself partially for fun but also because i literally can't do this dynamic another way LMAO 100
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026genuinely whatever. if you're done jerking yourself into delirium there's gonna be a new batch in a couple hours. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026( ...wobbletrogic? we're losing merriam and webster faster every day. ) 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026/ oh thats scary. i didnt realize people would find me from the utdr side *first* 111
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026... oh, right. sunday. i ain't got anythin' for you. but, like. [ slipping off her top. no bra. ...tits at least a cup bigger? okay. ] whatevs. horndogs'll fall for anythin'. 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026everything might be fucked forever but at least my girlfriend and my girlfriend and my girlfriend are hot as fuck. ...my fwb [pronounced: "fwib"] is okay. 110
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026oh, yeah! i DID watch someone get fried out there, back when it was stormin'. fuckin' one-shot the bastard. mustard gravy. almost felt bad for 'im. ... almost. 💜 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i'll hafta take you at your word, then... s' scary stuff to ask a lady to do, you know? but... fine. you at least act like you can back it up. s' better than some folks can say. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026uuuuh huh. well... if you think you're sacked up enough for that, make sure you get a pic. no way i'm believing you otherwise. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026last i knew, dyin' again meant starting from square one. but if you're confident enough to run some moby dick bullshit when you can't even pull a size 2, well... ... shit, don't let me stop you. 'least it'll make a good headline. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026... pshh. don't waste your time, playboy, you're only gonna get somethin' broken. or killed. or worse, by some fuckin' anti-miracle. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026yuuup. you gotta go pre-tty far out to find those, but they're out there. my pops caught one a long time ago. 000
𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐡 🔞 @everyrosesthorn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026they make size 3 fish too, but nobody wants to talk about THAT. fake fucking fishfreaks™. 010