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Father, husband 🏳️‍🌈. Lover of all things theme park. Cruise aficionado. STEM junkie. GIF connoisseur. You know - general nerd 🤓 vibes… Banner pic credit: @imagistationart.BSky.social

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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 6h
Oh - that building is BIG big… 😱
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 7h
Not gonna lie - I was thinking of doing exactly the same thing! Lol
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 9h
Glad I thought to document it!!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 9h
A photographer taking an odd angle pic of two guys planking on the stone wall in front of Frankenstein Manor in Darkmoor….i have no earthly idea what this is supposed to be doing for them…
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Matt - 𝙎𝙥𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙮book Amusement @storybookamusement.bsky.social · 9h
Don't upset the vampires in Darkmoor. You've been warned.
The remains of a Mole People creature on display in a gibbet over the paths of Darkmoor as a show of force by the vampires.
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 9h
Yup
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Inside Universal @insideuniversal.net · 9h
Universal Orlando has announced Universal Horror Make-Up Show featuring Blumhouse. “Discover how Hollywood’s top special fx artists have terrified moviegoers for over 100 years — from Universal’s classic monsters to the modern horrors of Blumhouse.” More Details coming soon. #UniversalOrlando
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 9h
So - now they need to secure the winch to the top of the spike to pull the car up?
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Diservations @diservations.com · 12h
Friday's Universal Kids Resort photos. We're back to the 90s for some dumb reason.
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Universal Orlando Resort Bot @universalorlbot.bsky.social · 13h
We would sail the cosmos for this Satellite Shake 🫡
Captain Cacao with the Captain Cacao's Starlight Voyage milkshake from Satellite Shakes at Epic Universe.
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 14h
Yes!!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 15h
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Homestar Runner Green Goblin Dance
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 16h
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Glee's Kurt Hummel Says 'Oh Dear God Please Yes'
Alt: Glee's Kurt Hummel Says 'Oh Dear God Please Yes'
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Diservations @diservations.com · 16h
With local schools on a mini fall break, Universal Kids Resort is packed today. The hotel is at 90% capacity. And the park has never looked better with new flowers and Halloween decorations.
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 17h
Sarkmoor??? Darkmoor!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 17h
The Universal Monster’s Sarkmoor wall got a bit of a shift with a new piece from @bot10art.bsky.social - maybe now it’s complete?? We’ll see!
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Diservations @diservations.com · 18h
Rise of the Resistance has joined Extended Evening Hours at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. That’s the good news. The park has only two dates on the calendar. That’s the rest of the news. diservations.com/rise-of-the-...
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Rise of the Resistance Added to Extended Evening Hours at Hollywood Studios
Rise of the Resistance has joined the Extended Evening Hours lineup at Disney’s Hollywood Studios. We no longer have to look longingly at the queue on our way to Smugglers Run. Now we can board that s...
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 19h
I title this series “A Look at a Land that’s Seussian Grand; Not a Straight Line in Sight But Upkeep’s a Fright…”
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 20h
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 20h
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 20h
watson was like, "damn, this was going to be a nice short case file for a minute, but now i gotta explain time travel using steam. damn damn damn" www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Sherlock Holmes, the world's greatest detective, frowned. The Not Impossible But At Least Improbable had happened.

T-Rex: He'd deduced that his current case was UNSOLVABLE!
T-Rex: There was simply not enough evidence to admit any suspects, let alone convictions.
T-Rex: He therefore told the grieving family they'd never have closure and went home.
T-Rex: THE END.
Utahraptor: Boo! He didn't even try?
T-Rex: He tried! Then he failed, THE END.

T-Rex: Okay, FINE. Sherlock then invented I MEAN DEDUCED a Victorian steampunk time machine to go back in time with and catch the guy.
Utahraptor: Now that's more like it! He's so smart!
T-Rex: Is he? He's only good at deduction, and that's ONE THING!Off panel: "When you have eliminated the impossible [ways to build a time machine], whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth [vis-à-vis successfully building a time machine]."
T-Rex: ...I'll admit that it's a surprisingly versatile thing
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That tracks :)
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I title this series “Epic Moods 💫”
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Diservations @diservations.com · 08/10/2026
Universal Kids Resort’s Halloween lineup includes six Trick for Treat games, pumpkin decorating, pumpkin drums, and Gabby’s Halloween Costume Parade. I tested the games one-handed while holding my camera. Everyone gets candy, which was fortunate for me. diservations.com/trick-for-tr...
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Trick for Treating and More Halloween Fun at Universal Kids Resort
Six Trick for Treat games, pumpkin decorating, pumpkin drums, and Gabby’s Halloween parade bring family-friendly fun to Universal Kids Resort.
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Ash Williams!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I attended the first Universal Nights event at Epic Universe last weekend! Was it worth it? What should you know if you’re planning a trip? Take a read to find out! And thanks to @diservations.com for his amazing work in making my pictures look so good!
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Universal Nights at Epic Universe: I Missed the Fireworks but Still Had a Blast
Is Universal Nights at Epic Universe worth the price tag? With five hours of walk-on rides, character meets, and complimentary food? Yes!
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Stephen Christ @designpavilion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Light up the night! 🦉 designpavilion.etsy.com
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Inside Universal @insideuniversal.net · 07/10/2026
The Universal apps for Orlando and Hollywood have updated to allow you to choose a character icon for your account.
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just don’t call him late for dinner!
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Ygor Darkuniverse
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I title this series “Showing the Captain Some Love”
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ygor* :) I love they’re selling all of this everywhere!! More Monsters and Darkmoor!!!
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Universal Orlando Resort Bot @universalorlbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every angle is our good side ✨
Constellation Carousel surrounded by fountains at Epic Universe.Side angle of Constellation Carousel revealing Universal Helios Grand Hotel, a Loews Hotel at Epic Universe.
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Alicia Stella @alicia.social · 07/10/2026
We're taking listener questions for a special Patreon podcast, join for as little as $1/month. Click here to join in: www.patreon.com/ThemeParkSto...
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estroJenna Seven @jenna7.tgirl.gay · 07/10/2026
-Jenna
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AND DONT FORGET!!! I was so upset (but then the fireworks while on Werewolf helped :)
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Diservations @diservations.com · 07/10/2026
Our favorite Epic supefan @bioscotto.bsky.social visited Universal Nights at Epic Universe last week. Is the after-hours party worth the price tag? His photo of the Bowser’s Challenge queue is making a pretty strong argument. diservations.com/universal-ni...
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Universal Nights at Epic Universe: I Missed the Fireworks but Still Had a Blast
Is Universal Nights at Epic Universe worth the price tag? With five hours of walk-on rides, character meets, and complimentary food? Yes!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I attended the first Universal Nights event at Epic Universe last weekend! Was it worth it? What should you know if you’re planning a trip? Take a read to find out! And thanks to @diservations.com for his amazing work in making my pictures look so good!
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Universal Nights at Epic Universe: I Missed the Fireworks but Still Had a Blast
Is Universal Nights at Epic Universe worth the price tag? With five hours of walk-on rides, character meets, and complimentary food? Yes!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those kids look so bored…makes me sad… But yay Happy Anniversary!!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome to the shelf, Mummy!
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 07/10/2026
the best tattoo in the world (there are better tattoos on aliens in space) www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: The best tattoo in the world exists.

T-Rex: And I'VE got it!T-Rex: Unfortunately this tattoo is so good that even merely viewing it causes everyone to instantly find themselves despising all other tattoos (for not meeting its new and glorious standard) and in so doing it ruins all tattoos for everyone else, so I've covered it with your standard lime green flesh-coloured makeup.Utahraptor: You're performing a fine public service.
T-Rex: Happy to!

Utahraptor: But maybe you could show it to me, so I could get the same tattoo too?
T-Rex: Ah, I wish I could, but part of what makes it the best tattoo in the world is it's absolutely unique.T-Rex: However, the SECOND-best tattoo in the world is still available: that's a ruler that's practical for a few months until your skin changes, and then it's useless.
T-Rex: To answer your question: yes, there is an ABYSSAL gulf between first and second place!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Woody's Confident Entrance from Toy Story
Alt: Woody's Confident Entrance from Toy Story
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Btw - people loved my Celestial design shirt at Universal Nights 💚💚
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don’t be sorry! Life is what it is and any amazing art you are able to produce is fantastic!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The mind boggles!
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe a no height requirement dark ride? Boat, trackless, or omnimover-style? They really need a non-thrill HP ride…so maybe?
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
95748 sq ft building permit just got issued for Ministry of Magic at Epic Universe! Great size building for a new ride - BUT ONLY 2 STORIES!! What does it mean?? The prevailing theory had been a broom coaster, but that doesn’t seem likely now….hmmmmm… 🤔
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty proud of myself for braiding my daughter’s hair for picture day :) She loved them! Lol
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Bioscotto @bioscotto.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THREE outstanding pieces from @bot10art.bsky.social !! Thanks for this amazing work……I’ve got some rearranging to do on my walls now….lol
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Aahs n Oohs @aahs-n-oohs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A patent, “DEVICE FOR SUPPLYING ELECTRICAL ENERGY TO A VEHICLE OF AN AMUSEMENT RIDE, IN PARTICULAR OF A ROLLER COASTER, AND VEHICLE AND AMUSEMENT RIDE”, was published for Mack Rides. [When needed, a coaster’s momentum would drive a generator to supply power to capacitors.]
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