Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 9h“We’ve got videos to sell. Get me a bunch of kids and make sure two of them look like Siskel and Ebert.” 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I see City are going for the Mr Burns canary defence. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve just heard Ronaldo described as ‘the Richard Nixon of footballing discourse’. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The gaming industry’s fucked and it’s only getting worse.eurogamer.netAs Xbox swings the axe, Gears of War: E-Day developers fear they'll be laid off straight after launch - and right before they'd be due their bonusesEurogamer speaks to anonymous sources from The Coalition on the change in morale over the past few months, linked to layoffs and Metacritic bonuses. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thanks for hanging out in September. Which one was your favourite? cineomnia.substack.com #Filmsky 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Making good Doctor Who really isn’t that complicated. Standalone, planet-of-the-week stories with clear internal logic and light serial threads; it doesn’t need to be an over-serialised mystery box. It also doesn’t need ridiculous budgets; limitations breed creativity. 100
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Dakota Johnson has really cornered the 'shitty romance books turned into shitty movies' market. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Of course City’s ‘irrefutable’ evidence is real; it just goes to a different school, you wouldn’t know it. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Little Death as a "Just Say No" mascot is such a perfect joke. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So Horrible Histories is not allowed to contain horrible things that happened in history? 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I found this in one of those ‘secret libraries’, and apart from a few dings on the front cover, it’s in perfect condition. That’s fucking incredible for a near-50-year-old book. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In this month’s Big Bastard we spent way too much time talking about how cool Wesley Snipes looks just fucking standing still. #Filmskycineomnia.substack.comBladeWesley Snipes doesn’t simply play Blade; he seems to understand that every time the character stops moving, he should already look like somebody has drawn him. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A Death Becomes Her remake starring Sabrina Carpenter, Miss Piggy and Kermit. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anything that Russell Crowe is in that isn't a sequel to Master and Commander or The Nice Guys is a squandering of his talents. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s good that City have been found guilty on all but one of the 115 charges, but nothing of consequence is going to happen. They’re not going to get relegated; they’re not going to have their league titles taken away. It’ll be a transfer window ban (maybe more) and a fine they can easily afford. 110
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026‘Catch you fuckers at a bad time?’ #Filmskycineomnia.substack.comBladeWesley Snipes doesn’t simply play Blade; he seems to understand that every time the character stops moving, he should already look like somebody has drawn him. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ve just found the complete series of the animated The Tick show on the Internet Archive because even though I’ve got a Sky subscription and signed up to multiple streaming services, there’s fuck all I want to watch apart from Slow Horses. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I remember how the script to this was apparently just about getting Madden to do the game like - Air - and this looks like they crammed a bunch of stuff into it once Christian Bale wanted to play Al Davis. Three movies in one syndrome.youtu.beMADDEN - Official Trailer | Prime VideoYouTube video by Prime Video 001
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I mean, it’s a Brad Bird animated film, so of course I’m watching the shit out of it; it looking good is a cherry on top of an already tasty cake. youtu.be/VL-xjzQFWsYyoutu.beRay Gunn | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Kojima’s going to get another surprising Zoom call soon. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The writer and the director of The Social Network are both competing to see who can make the best unnecessary film sequel. 000
Reposted by Gary WestAsterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart 162722632
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s five games now; maybe it’s time to start looking at why the manager can’t get a single fucking note, never mind a tune, out of this squad. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw Resident Evil last night and I loved it; that said, it’s in a weird place where it’s easily the best Resident Evil movie, but if it wasn’t called ‘Resident Evil’, I’d have walked out saying, ‘That would have made a great Resident Evil movie’. #Filmsky 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean… yeah? This doesn’t really seem shocking to anyone paying attention. Although $30+ million salaries do not seem to be enough to pay for this kind of awareness. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026When your publishers put this much distance between themselves and you, it pretty much means that there’s veracity to the claims and they’ve been corroborated.independent.co.ukDavid Walliams’s back catalogue dropped by book publisher HarperCollinsHarperCollins said last year that it would no longer publish books by comedian and children’s author 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The GTA VI album being physical but the actual game isn't is kind of hilarious. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What’s the point in having FU money if you never use it? 000
Reposted by Gary WestDavey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Anyway, speaking of the FBI, the new issue of Viz also features 'Eric Gill's Poodle Palaver'. 510220
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That’s what happens when The Shape of You lacks a spine.consequence.netEd Sheeran Fan Accounts Stand with MacklemoreAt least three Ed Sheeran fan accounts have publicly criticized the musician for dropping Macklemore as an opening act over his support for a free Palestine. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s so wild to me that the gerbil thing still persists to this day. An icon of a celeb rumour.hollywoodreporter.comGerbil: Inside Hollywood’s Most Unkillable RumorWhat’s the first thing you think of when you hear the word ‘gerbil’? And why has the salacious urban legend — perhaps the first viral meme — burrowed so deeply into our … collective subconscious? A ne... 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Jason’s mum has got it going on…youtu.beCrystal Lake | Official Trailer | Peacock OriginalYouTube video by Peacock 000
