Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 11h“We’ve got videos to sell. Get me a bunch of kids and make sure two of them look like Siskel and Ebert.” 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thanks for hanging out in September. Which one was your favourite? cineomnia.substack.com #Filmsky 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Little Death as a "Just Say No" mascot is such a perfect joke. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I found this in one of those ‘secret libraries’, and apart from a few dings on the front cover, it’s in perfect condition. That’s fucking incredible for a near-50-year-old book. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anything that Russell Crowe is in that isn't a sequel to Master and Commander or The Nice Guys is a squandering of his talents. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Saw Resident Evil last night and I loved it; that said, it’s in a weird place where it’s easily the best Resident Evil movie, but if it wasn’t called ‘Resident Evil’, I’d have walked out saying, ‘That would have made a great Resident Evil movie’. #Filmsky 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean… yeah? This doesn’t really seem shocking to anyone paying attention. Although $30+ million salaries do not seem to be enough to pay for this kind of awareness. 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I introduced my six-year-old to Gremlins 2: The New Batch. She watched the whole thing and only jumped behind the sofa a couple of times. #Filmsky 010
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 05/09/2026There are no excuses if we don’t get a result against Forest; that’s the strongest matchday squad we’ve had in fucking ages. #COYS 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/08/2026September sees cineomnia.substack.com publishing features. Here’s the schedule. As always, CineOmnia thrives on your support. If you’ve already subscribed, thank you; if not, why not have a little wander over and take a look? #Filmsky 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Having our last barbecue of the summer with pulled BBQ pork that I made myself and a burger relish that I made myself. 020
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Mr President, a second team has been mauled by the Tigers. #TheFootball 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 27/08/2026"I am not a Muppet, but I did fuck Miss Piggy." We lost one of the greatest of all time. 000
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m off to the cinema this afternoon to see Coyote vs Acme. The last time I checked, I was the only person that’ll be watching it. #Filmsky 330
Gary West @bionicjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is being transformed into a fully hand-animated, rotoscoped feature. Artists are going over the original footage frame by frame, illustrating each image entirely by hand. No AI is being used. 000
