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Bingles!

@bingles.bsky.social
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Just a small fool in a big world. •<|:^)

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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
As I gaze through my broken driver side window at the local planet fitness, dunkin donuts iced coffee in hand, I am overcome with the feeling that I've finally made it in life.
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
I personally opt for the vibes are rancid
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Biggus Riggus @bigrigbigrig.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
Let's save a Philly bookshop www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-novel-ide…
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
the jester has grown weary of his time at court. the follies, the juggling, the eccentric hats and motley clothes. but he knows it's the only way he can afford the maester's elixirs to treat his pox riddled bush whacker
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
@courtesybot.bsky.social
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
If you don't fuck with Courtesy bot, you don't fuck with me. I was #1 lowbie courtesy favor on twitter and I will strive to be the same here
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
God speaks to courtesy bot directly.
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
That must FeelReal bad!
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Really wish I could figure out the disconnect between myself and art. It's been so long since I made anything meaningful •<|:^(
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 04/06/2023
Fool around and find out!!!
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
<3Toaster <3
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
A 401k is a circus-hosted show that allows the cirvus to match the clowns in the amount of peanuts that they toss into a ring. This gives a clown the opportunity to double their peanuts over time. However the clown may only collect their peanuts once they are permitted release from the circus... ha!
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
It can be a real balancing act, but they can do it if they stop fooling around and start making sense
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
__ / \ | | | | | |___| |__| |__| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ●
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
~~~deafening silence~~~~
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 15/05/2023
And how long is a say? o.O
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Sorry for the temporary lapse in jokes and japes, even a fool is not immune to totk
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
*ghost of a murmur*
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Ⓐⓐⓐⓗⓗⓗ
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
ᴬʰʰʰʰ
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
AAAAHHHHHH
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Because he was juggling with his future! •<|:^D
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 13/05/2023
Bingles Jape of the Day - Why was the clowns education a joke? •<|:^)
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
I feel honored to be like #69 🧎‍♂️
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
Poly-jester! •<|:^D
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Bingles' Jape of the Day - What material do you use to make a clown outfit? •<|:^)
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
You're not alone, I am in countdown mode
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
I guess this jape really stumped you! The correct punchline is that the clown was fooling everyone! •<|:^D
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Oh wowie! That sounds like quite the act! However, that is not the answer to my little jape •<|:^)
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
Bingles' Jape of the Day - Why did the clown get fired from his job? •<|:^)
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
I jingled and jangled my way in!
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Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
If you aren't down to clown turn your sorry ass around and go back to bed
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
Laughing stock! •<|:^D
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
What do you get when you boil a clown?
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Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
The Circus has arrived to Bluesky!!! Come one come all to see the fabulous Bingles, here to bring mirth and merriment!
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