Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 08/07/2023As I gaze through my broken driver side window at the local planet fitness, dunkin donuts iced coffee in hand, I am overcome with the feeling that I've finally made it in life. 011
Reposted by Bingles!Biggus Riggus @bigrigbigrig.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Let's save a Philly bookshop www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-novel-ide… 66844
Reposted by Bingles!skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 02/07/2023the jester has grown weary of his time at court. the follies, the juggling, the eccentric hats and motley clothes. but he knows it's the only way he can afford the maester's elixirs to treat his pox riddled bush whacker 1191
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 29/06/2023If you don't fuck with Courtesy bot, you don't fuck with me. I was #1 lowbie courtesy favor on twitter and I will strive to be the same here 110
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 05/06/2023Really wish I could figure out the disconnect between myself and art. It's been so long since I made anything meaningful •<|:^( 010
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 17/05/2023A 401k is a circus-hosted show that allows the cirvus to match the clowns in the amount of peanuts that they toss into a ring. This gives a clown the opportunity to double their peanuts over time. However the clown may only collect their peanuts once they are permitted release from the circus... ha! 000
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 17/05/2023It can be a real balancing act, but they can do it if they stop fooling around and start making sense 110
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 15/05/2023__ / \ | | | | | |___| |__| |__| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ● 010
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Sorry for the temporary lapse in jokes and japes, even a fool is not immune to totk 020
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 13/05/2023Bingles Jape of the Day - Why was the clowns education a joke? •<|:^) 110
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Bingles' Jape of the Day - What material do you use to make a clown outfit? •<|:^) 110
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023I guess this jape really stumped you! The correct punchline is that the clown was fooling everyone! •<|:^D 010
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Oh wowie! That sounds like quite the act! However, that is not the answer to my little jape •<|:^) 120
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 11/05/2023Bingles' Jape of the Day - Why did the clown get fired from his job? •<|:^) 130
Reposted by Bingles!Doctor Haunted @educatedghost.bsky.social · 07/05/2023If you aren't down to clown turn your sorry ass around and go back to bed 011
Bingles! @bingles.bsky.social · 10/05/2023The Circus has arrived to Bluesky!!! Come one come all to see the fabulous Bingles, here to bring mirth and merriment! 251