binch @binch420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have somewhat arbitrarily decided to make Cheba Hut Subs my entire personality 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the fact of the matter is it’s offensive that in Austin when I see a man with a mullet, short shorts, and crew socks that I still have to GUESS if he’s gay or straight 050
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026me moments before getting thrown out of the mask required lesbian bar due to a simple misunderstanding 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meredith marks slurring her words while wearing a wig she threw up in the air and ran under 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cat’s new favorite toy is the box my geekbar FCUKING FAB vape came in 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026overheard in Austin: “Simon, I’ve got your deconstructed tostadas” 230
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i've said or typed "warhammer minis painting bear trade" no less than 6 times in the last 18 hours 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026been playing too much cyberpunk to the point that I keep expecting a random bear on the dancefloor of the iron bear to give me a side quest 110
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 24/08/2026pov: i'm trying to distract madonna and sabrina with numbersstatic.klipy.comTrabajando Haciendo en la ComputadoraALT: Trabajando Haciendo en la Computadora 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 22/08/2026still kinda shook that my pretty, not smart cat successfully tricked me into getting two meals for breakfast today 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 19/08/2026currently engaged in a multimodal feud with a 63 year old woman on r/ragdolls 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/08/2026threads is bar none the only place on the internet where people are still capital P Posting™️ 240
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Jesus outside the temple that one time or whatever idkstatic.klipy.comTeresa Giudice's Iconic Table Flip MomentALT: Teresa Giudice's Iconic Table Flip Moment 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 10/08/2026How was I supposed to know that the “DaddyPop” event at the Eagle wasn’t a leopard print jeans sort of vibe 020
Reposted by binchThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-… 151327172
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 26/07/2026had a dream I did all of my morning errands and was devastated when I woke up and had to do them again IRL 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026have had multiple hilary duff-related dreams in the last month 120
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/07/2026nothing has convinced me harder that pride month is over than kylie minogue releasing a single with Snow Patrol 040
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 15/07/2026inarguably the hardest thing i've ever done in gaming, like ever lol 120
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When the walk she screamed hours for is 20 minutes of this 140
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 07/07/2026posted incomplete + incorrect street fighter tech onto a sf6 discord server to lure out the Well Ackshully's to quickly give me the correctinformation i needed and didn't want to research myself 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I served in the absolute trenches of hard candy, mdna, and madame x, I have earned my right to be a hater 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Was forced to realize I gained 5 pounds when figuring out that my cat lost half a pound 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 04/07/2026don’t know where to share this otherwise but first confessions 2 listen was on a jog and I lightly vomited in my mouth at one point lol 030
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 01/07/2026can never delete facebook because it's the only place you'll see your literal neighbor giving away used underwear in a Buy Nothing group 210
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 24/06/2026a notes app screenshot apology of someone saying they’re sorry for leaving Donna summer’s cake out in the rain 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 22/06/2026when joe biden said there were at least 3 genders this is what he was referring to 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Before and after jogging in the 118 degree wet bulb weather or something today 0300
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 18/06/2026not to get too phrenology on main but I can kinda tell someone is a pup just by their face atp 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 14/06/2026coming to you LIVE from the 10:45 am showing of stop that train 110
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 13/06/2026the independent, woman-owned stationary & greeting card store in east Austin having 0 Father’s Day cards… a little on the nose 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 12/06/2026hardest carrying characters in sf6 rn are Terry, Sagat, Akuma, Kim, and Guile 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Homophobic facial blindness but I think that every twink I walk in front of at WeHo Pride is Tyler Henry the gay medium 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 04/06/2026bored on the plane and tempted to tag Bethenny frankel in this on TikTok to make her go feral 010
