binch @binch420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026cia psyop directed at me to get me out to the movies immediately 120
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 09/10/2026person watching mamma Mia on the 8:15 AM delta flight… what’s happening at home mama 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ordered a “CBOL” at Peet’s coffee at an airport… we are SOOOOO close to getting an IJBOLatte irl 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 06/10/20261.25 hours late into the Carly presale today and I got second row seats… still queen of the Khia asylum (complimentary) 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 04/10/2026getting flewed out to another state for company onboarding 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Have somewhat arbitrarily decided to make Cheba Hut Subs my entire personality 110
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Me tomororw vividly drafting a “lascivious” page for a word of the day calendar 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can I at least crowdfund him a Nintendo switch to pass the time 110
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the fact of the matter is it’s offensive that in Austin when I see a man with a mullet, short shorts, and crew socks that I still have to GUESS if he’s gay or straight 050
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026me moments before getting thrown out of the mask required lesbian bar due to a simple misunderstanding 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Meredith marks slurring her words while wearing a wig she threw up in the air and ran under 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cat’s new favorite toy is the box my geekbar FCUKING FAB vape came in 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026these are the questions I’m trying to get to the bottom of 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026overheard in Austin: “Simon, I’ve got your deconstructed tostadas” 230
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i've said or typed "warhammer minis painting bear trade" no less than 6 times in the last 18 hours 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Threads is the best social media site standing. NOBODY is Posting™️ like threads users 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 06/09/2026been playing too much cyberpunk to the point that I keep expecting a random bear on the dancefloor of the iron bear to give me a side quest 110
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 24/08/2026pov: i'm trying to distract madonna and sabrina with numbersstatic.klipy.comTrabajando Haciendo en la ComputadoraALT: Trabajando Haciendo en la Computadora 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 22/08/2026still kinda shook that my pretty, not smart cat successfully tricked me into getting two meals for breakfast today 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 19/08/2026currently engaged in a multimodal feud with a 63 year old woman on r/ragdolls 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/08/2026threads is bar none the only place on the internet where people are still capital P Posting™️ 240
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Jesus outside the temple that one time or whatever idkstatic.klipy.comTeresa Giudice's Iconic Table Flip MomentALT: Teresa Giudice's Iconic Table Flip Moment 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 10/08/2026How was I supposed to know that the “DaddyPop” event at the Eagle wasn’t a leopard print jeans sort of vibe 020
Reposted by binchThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/07/2026‘We’ll Keep It Down,’ Man Says To Neighbor Before Going Back To Playing ‘DDR’ Alone In Apartment theonion.com/well-keep-it-down-man-… 141326171
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 26/07/2026had a dream I did all of my morning errands and was devastated when I woke up and had to do them again IRL 010
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 26/07/2026if I just drank a really sour blood orange margarita I wouldn’t tell you but there would be signs……. 020
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 24/07/2026have had multiple hilary duff-related dreams in the last month 120
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 17/07/2026nothing has convinced me harder that pride month is over than kylie minogue releasing a single with Snow Patrol 040
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the lock in for this final round was asdlk;fjaklsdj;laksd... thank you madonna 000
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 15/07/2026inarguably the hardest thing i've ever done in gaming, like ever lol 120
binch @binch420.bsky.social · 12/07/2026the cat who has discovered sitting on couches (pictured on a rug) 010
