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Bimbo Floggins

@bimbofloggins.bsky.social
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Eevee ♡ Word vomit from a chaotic neutral AuDHD Appalachian artist, sapphic stoner, and animation enthusiast! // 26 🔞 NSFW

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i saw a video of a dog pulling a rope to allow a child to use a tire swing. i’m gonna cry until i throw up.
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHY AM I SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(wailing) i want a caaaaaaattttttt
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I JUST REMEMBERED WHO ELSE HAS GREEN HAIR
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
WTFDYM MEAT CAYON AND WENDIGOON NOW BOTH HAVE BABIES?????? WHAT THE FUCK???????????
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
gonna rage bait at Thanksgiving by talking about how Jesus was a socialist and God is nonbinary
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”
Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
thought a headline was exaggerating, so i looked it up. it wasn’t, so now im hyperventilating !
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Mia Goth as Pearl: Unsettling Smile and Tears
ALT: Mia Goth as Pearl: Unsettling Smile and Tears
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you are. an idiot. oh. my god. you DON’T want this. YOU DDDDOOOONNNTTTTT
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i have GOT to get a girlfriend.
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
UGH i feel so STUPID.
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NOBODY SAW THAT
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
just thought about how my really good friend and i can’t use the same bathroom bc one of us would be in danger and no i haven’t stopped crying why did you ask
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Susanah Grace @susanahgrace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Stop fucking using genAI. Not even for a joke, not even for that oh so cutting political satire. Every time you use it, you are actively taking food out of our mouths. You are using the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it.
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Pandam @pandam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Sinner
The Sinner LLRPG painting various individuals
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
watching bob’s burgers except i skip the episodes where people are mean to Tina
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
instagram thinks i want a new bathing suit but no, i simply love jiggling women
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
hümoseggsual
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
day 4592629101 of being pissed i don’t have a dick
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Pandam @pandam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dani frustrated they haven’t invented a strap that lets the strap wearer get their bottoms pregnant
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
All of the speculation about Mitch McConnell is ridiculous. Somebody just pick up the triangle and call him already.
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
my favorite apples went up by a whole ass dollar >>>:(((((((((
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(deep, mindful breath) i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can We Call It Fascism Yet? By me and @mikelawred.bsky.social Read more cartoons! --> #PoliCartoon Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

Panel 1

The year is 2024. A WOMAN and a MAN sit at a table in a coffee shop, looking at their phones.

WOMAN: The Supreme Court says no official act by the president can be a crime! Can we call it fascism yet?

MAN: Of course not. Don’t be hysterical.

Panel 2

The year is 2025. The WOMAN and MAN stand outside in snowy weather; the woman is pointing to something on her phone.

WOMAN: ICE invaded Minneapolis! Masked government agents are kidnapping people! Can we call it fascism now?

MAN: No! It’s bad, but let’s not exaggerate.

Panel 3

The year is 2026. The WOMAN and MAN sit on a park bench. She reads from her phone.

WOMAN: The White House says it’ll eradicate “Antifa militants” and ignore civil liberties. Can we call it fascism yet?

MAN: Enough with the doomerism!

Panel 4

The year is 2030. Armed, armored government troops stand nearby. The WOMAN begins to speak, but the frightened MAN stops her.

WOMAN: Can we—

MAN: Shhh! Do you want to get us arrested?
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD A HOME IN THESE CONDITIONS RAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
ranking things people have called me since i dyed my hair green 5. oscar (the grouch) 4. the grinch 3. billie eilish 2. shrek 1. the phanatic
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i don’t trust you if you think a 50/50 relationship means A B A B A B when realistically, it looks more like A B B A B A
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i am………….GAE
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
hi i just watched a video of a lesbian couple with their children and i am SOBBING
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i take an internet break and i instantly get hit with the [ 👹 BRAINROT 👹 ] beam ,,,, back to touching grass!!!!
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“the long road doesn’t sound so bad…when you have a travel buddy”AND WHAT IF I DIE???????????????????????
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
why is peppermint butler kinda….
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
the best female solidarity i’ve ever felt is this pilates princess joining me in blowing up this YMCA bathroom with preworkout shits
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Adele Buck @adelebuck.com · 15/06/2026
If anyone needs this, a mini-thread on managing stage fright/nerves/what-have-you. I was an actress and then a very regular speaker at conferences. The biggest trick is to turn those nerves into excitement, because excitement is way more fun and way more contagious than anxiety.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 11/06/2026
many people are insufferable but not me. i'm sufferable
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
you are SOOOOOO fucking lucky you hooker!!!!! gawd!!!!!!
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
WAS POINTED OUT TO ME THAT *THIS* IS ACTUALLY MY FIRST EVER TADC FANART
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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fuck it. Full HD wallpaper
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
i was wrong. 🙄
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Kati Knitt @katiknitt.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
everything is better if it's lesbians
Lesbian Mordecai holding up lesbian Rigby against a wall: "Dude Benson’s gonna be pissed if he finds out we've been lezzing out instead of painting the shed."
-"Shut the fuck up and kiss me!"
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
hootin and hollerin at NOTHINGGGGG
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
absolutely heartbreaking to see a creator fall out of love with their own show. what the FUCK is WRONG W Y’ALL😭🙂‍↔️
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
note to self: taking my meds consistently IS a good thing actually
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(shamming my head against the wall) i am such an ungrateful and selfish fuck 😀
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
buff chick at the gym said i look great, nobody can say shit to me for 5-6 business months
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
mother: call me later! everything’s fine :) > checks her location > the fucking regional hospital like she didn’t raise Detective Hurts-Their-Own-Feelings-Constantly 🙄🙂‍↔️
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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
waitwaitwaitwaitwaitWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT🫠🫣😳😳😳😳😳
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