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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 15h

i am surrounded by people who make so much more money than me and are older by +10 years and CANNOT/WILL NOT form one fucking thought without Chat PeePeePooPoo

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

HHHHJMMMNBHGGGGGGGG SOMEONE SEDATE ME

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i saw a video of a dog pulling a rope to allow a child to use a tire swing. i’m gonna cry until i throw up.

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(wailing) i want a caaaaaaattttttt

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I JUST REMEMBERED WHO ELSE HAS GREEN HAIR

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

WTFDYM MEAT CAYON AND WENDIGOON NOW BOTH HAVE BABIES?????? WHAT THE FUCK???????????

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

gonna rage bait at Thanksgiving by talking about how Jesus was a socialist and God is nonbinary

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

(it’s the one about the literal nazis being back in germany)

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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

me when Samus says “it’s eat or be eaten”

Joy Con tutorial image that had “use the strap” written under it

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

nope. not worth it. you don’t want this. it hurts.

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

REMEMBER HOW THAT MADE YOU FEEL???? YEAH THAT SUCKED BUT ALso…………the good parts……………………………

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

you are. an idiot. oh. my god. you DON’T want this. YOU DDDDOOOONNNTTTTT

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

because it’s fucking stupid that i can’t have the experience of touching up my make up with all my friends at once in the club bathroom i want so very little WE DESERVE TO FEEL SAFE RAAUUUGGGHHH

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

just thought about how my really good friend and i can’t use the same bathroom bc one of us would be in danger and no i haven’t stopped crying why did you ask

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Susanah Grace @susanahgrace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Stop fucking using genAI. Not even for a joke, not even for that oh so cutting political satire. Every time you use it, you are actively taking food out of our mouths. You are using the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it.

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Pandam @pandam.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Sinner

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

watching bob’s burgers except i skip the episodes where people are mean to Tina

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

instagram thinks i want a new bathing suit but no, i simply love jiggling women

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

day 4592629101 of being pissed i don’t have a dick

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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

All of the speculation about Mitch McConnell is ridiculous. Somebody just pick up the triangle and call him already.

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

my favorite apples went up by a whole ass dollar >>>:(((((((((

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

(deep, mindful breath) i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay i am very lucky and everything is going to be okay

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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Can We Call It Fascism Yet? By me and @mikelawred.bsky.social Read more cartoons! --> #PoliCartoon Support our cartoons! --> patreon.com/barry

TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON

Panel 1

The year is 2024. A WOMAN and a MAN sit at a table in a coffee shop, looking at their phones.

WOMAN: The Supreme Court says no official act by the president can be a crime! Can we call it fascism yet?

MAN: Of course not. Don’t be hysterical.

Panel 2

The year is 2025. The WOMAN and MAN stand outside in snowy weather; the woman is pointing to something on her phone.

WOMAN: ICE invaded Minneapolis! Masked government agents are kidnapping people! Can we call it fascism now?

MAN: No! It’s bad, but let’s not exaggerate.

Panel 3

The year is 2026. The WOMAN and MAN sit on a park bench. She reads from her phone.

WOMAN: The White House says it’ll eradicate “Antifa militants” and ignore civil liberties. Can we call it fascism yet?

MAN: Enough with the doomerism!

Panel 4

The year is 2030. Armed, armored government troops stand nearby. The WOMAN begins to speak, but the frightened MAN stops her.

WOMAN: Can we—

MAN: Shhh! Do you want to get us arrested?

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO AFFORD A HOME IN THESE CONDITIONS RAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

hhhhhrrrrmmmmmnnngggggggggggg can’t tell if i wanna BE them or be IN them 🙂‍↕️😀🙂‍↔️

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

ranking things people have called me since i dyed my hair green 5. oscar (the grouch) 4. the grinch 3. billie eilish 2. shrek 1. the phanatic

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

i don’t trust you if you think a 50/50 relationship means A B A B A B when realistically, it looks more like A B B A B A

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

hi i just watched a video of a lesbian couple with their children and i am SOBBING

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

this is the best post i’ve read all day

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

i take an internet break and i instantly get hit with the [ 👹 BRAINROT 👹 ] beam ,,,, back to touching grass!!!!

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

reflecting pool girl summer [trying to change myself and making it worse]

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“the long road doesn’t sound so bad…when you have a travel buddy”AND WHAT IF I DIE???????????????????????

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

why is peppermint butler kinda….

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

the best female solidarity i’ve ever felt is this pilates princess joining me in blowing up this YMCA bathroom with preworkout shits

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Adele Buck @adelebuck.com · 15/06/2026

If anyone needs this, a mini-thread on managing stage fright/nerves/what-have-you. I was an actress and then a very regular speaker at conferences. The biggest trick is to turn those nerves into excitement, because excitement is way more fun and way more contagious than anxiety.

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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 11/06/2026

many people are insufferable but not me. i'm sufferable

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Bimbo Floggins @bimbofloggins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

you are SOOOOOO fucking lucky you hooker!!!!! gawd!!!!!!

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