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Bimble the Jolly Wizard

@bimblewizard.bsky.social
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Gnome wizard. I like making potions and casting spells. He/him

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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Honestly the main reason I havent posted on here much is just bc like. This website kinda bores me a bit, but it's definitely a nice break from the chaos Over There
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Anyways, sorry about that unpleasant little misdemeanor. Did not expect someone who had beef with me on "The Everything App" would be petty enough to seek me out on other platforms but here we are lol. Anyways, hope all my wonderful bluesky friends are doing alright! Probably should post here too
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"You became upset because I called you a chasee" yeah no shit I got upset you accused me of shit with no basis fam 💀 that's how Human Beings work
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And you're STILL making shit up too because not once did I misgender you, when I first referred to you I even double checked your bio to see what pronouns you actually use. You are so blatant about your lies that you ain't even trying to hide it, this level of pettiness is ASTOUNDING.
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No, what happened was you made shit up about me with no proof or evidence because you didnt like I was talking about the trans community harassing one of their own off of the platform for daring to talk about intersectionality. And then when I blocked you instead of engaging you chased me here 💀
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
A GREAT VISAGE OF MY BEAUTIFUL BIMBLE BODY!!!! TRULY NO DECK IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THIS
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
IMOGENE HI SORRY I MISSED THIS
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imogene the sunbringer @paladinposts.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I. The Magician
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Sorry Bimble hasn't been active on here friends it's just kinda a hassle posting both here and on twitter frequently and unfortunately the other is still more familiar to me. Bimble loves all of you here though and I hope to be using it a bit more!
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Bimble loves tall women
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Saniko @santhewitch.quest · 01/01/2025
Want a fun and free calendar for 2025? Here's one, my friends and I made (adults only, some are more than just suggestive). LINK: ko-fi.com/s/6c2eff587e My art ft. the likes of San, @jvelasquez144.bsky.social, Evil Sex Wizard, @bimblewizard.bsky.social, @absolutelyyash.bsky.social #pinup #art
Jorge Velasquez sitting relaxed on a purple sofa. He is wearing a blue wizard robe, blue hat with stars and moon on it and boxers with hearts on the. The photo is referencing "Big Lebowski"Bimble the wizard, who is a gnome, standing and flexing on a lap of a figure with darkened face and in a red robe. The figure is sitting in a chair and smoking a cigarette. Bimble is shirtless and buff as fuck.Evil Sex Wizard dancing on a dance pole in nothing but a red robe and boxers with mistletoes on them. The text behind him says "Merry Christmas"San the Witch in a red dress, sitting on top of a big mushroom with her leg extended in a very pinup-y style.
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I blew up Jimmy Carter with my brain
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
gnomesky when?
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Did somebody say GNOME
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You aren't just important, you're the most important thing to ever happen, simply because you're here. So says I, Bimble the Wizard
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
we are all stardust, arranged in an impossibly complex dance of life and death, birth and unbirth, a microscopic mirror of the cosmos. All of us are part of something impossibly beautiful, and unfathomably vast
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⊰ ⊂r⍺ៗ៙ռ យ¡zārժ ⊱ @crayonwizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Idontknowwhatimdoingdecember 03
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm going to kill twitter
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I don't like him
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sometimes I remember I have a son and then I get so irrationally angry at that thought that I beat the nearest passerby into a bloody pulp
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It's escaped
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MisticSins @misticsins.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
What have you done
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
A balloon can't go ultra instinct
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
No that's Bimble's dookie
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
You forget I am a wizard. I have Big Wizard Darts
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Thanks but watch out for Frank down there that's where he likes to eat his baked beans
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I will throw a dart at him
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hi Jenny it's me Bimble I've lost my Seven Scrolls can you help me find them
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Ari Ganahl 🦑🔞 @arithetonberry.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
🦑 Cephalopod Family Tree 🐙 💥🐡🌊
A family tree of cephalopods, both extinct and extant. Depicted are nautilus, orthoceras, ammonite, belemnite, vampire squid, octopus, rams horn squid, squid, bobtail squid, and cuttlefish
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Many in the enchanted forest must realize that they need to have fun. Having fun is the key to magic and it is an act that seems to be increasingly forgotten
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Fran 🌙 @sakkuart.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Priscilla #DARKSOULS #ダークソウル
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
She's fucking staring at me
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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This needs to be said, loud, and often.
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Preparing to make a fucked up #evil stew
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wizard
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Stupid Lootbug ate all my #Gold and #Precious #Minerals again.
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Woah
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Trying something new this time, instead of getting my ale from the necromancers I went to the clerics instead. "Sunlight?" yeah, we'll see about that. Who puts sunlight in a can???
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The wizards made.me post this
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Btw when wizards die they go to hell. Like to the very bottom with the devil himself
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thanks! Now die
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a green light is coming out of a hole in a dark room .
ALT: a green light is coming out of a hole in a dark room .
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Pov: I caught you sneaking into my tower
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hey you! Yeah, you reading this post! Guess what? I've stolen 5 seconds of your time. You can't get it back. get fucked
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Chorles @chorlesthemighty.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It's world diabetes day y'all my PayPal is @ ChorlesOne
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Bimble the Jolly Wizard @bimblewizard.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
What if I were to just explode someone like just because I wanted to
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