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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 24/09/2026
@michaelehayden.bsky.social @jaredlholt.bsky.social "Thanks" for this
Josh Ballsack
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/07/2026
Editor: You get those photos of Sam Altman and Jony Ive? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what
Sexy black-and-white publicity photo of Jony Ive and Sam Altman. Jony stands behind Sam with his head tilted lovingly toward him.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 14/05/2026
@jysexton.bsky.social never fear, the Times is ON IT.
New York Times podcast: "What Autocrats Have In Common with Abusers".
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 21/01/2026
@clsn.bsky.social ;-)
Book cover: "There are no giant crabs in this novel", by Jason Pargin
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 30/12/2025
oh hell yes @jamellebouie.net
Video by Jamelle Bouie called "The Democratic Party's McClellan Problem". Image of Civil War general McClellan, a famously indecisive and ineffectual leader
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains
Album cover: "Throwing Copper" by Live
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 17/12/2025
@libbycudmore.bsky.social gonna be a good day 😊
now playing:  Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/11/2025
I never thought I'd say this, but we need to shut down all the Goggins until we figure out what's going on.
Actor Walton Goggins seated cross-legged in a chair, nude except for sunglasses and a cigarette.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 02/11/2025
Babe wake up, new Ezra Klein Show artwork just dropped 🤮
Text "The Ezra Klein Show" and a pic of Ezra looking off angle to the camera, wearing a beard and an inappropriate grin
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 27/10/2025
Share a group of four that makes you happy. #Airwolf
Season 3 Airwolf cast photo. Two men and a woman in flight suits, standing, and a seated mustached man in a white suit and white hat, with glasses and an eye patch.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 25/10/2025
I saw lots of June Lockhart in Lassie as a Nickelodeon kid, but on the occasion of her passing I remember her compelling guest appearance on an early episode of Babylon 5. Condolences to her daughter Anne and the rest of her family.
June Lockhart posing with Lassie, above the headline "June Lockhart, Lassie and Lost in Space star, dies at 100."
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 18/10/2025
Coily the Spring Sprite with the words No Springs, and a red K drawn over the first part of Springs so it looks like No Kings
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/10/2025
It's baby Tuco on Freddy's Nightmares (now streaming on Tubi)!
Raymond Cruz playing a prison inmate on Freddy's NightmaresRaymond Cruz playing a prison inmate on Freddy's Nightmares
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 08/10/2025
Rose follows J D Vance.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 07/10/2025
A highly anticipated pre-order landed on my Kobo last night! 😊
Line from an electronic order form stating "Last Rites by Ozzy Osbourne"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 06/10/2025
... and we're back, domain and all!
Partial screenshot of my web browser, showing black sky dot community in the address bar and my user profile in the content window, showing the handle billiard lentil dot zone.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 27/09/2025
You sons of bitches, I'm in! @theonion.com
Flyer included with my latest issue of The Onion. Black and white photo of a forest with the text: "These Trees Are Laughing At You!  Fight back against the know-it-all forests with your print subscription to The Onion."
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 22/09/2025
Duke!
Duke, the evil bookie from 90210.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 21/09/2025
Lol, lmao
Screencap from a live broadcast of Charlie Kirk's memorial service, showing a truly awful painting of him. Closeup of the painting.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 21/09/2025
Caught my white whale last night. I might not need to play another video game ever!
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 18/09/2025
a significant subset of Star Trek fans are reactionary bootlickers and I will NEVER understand it
Post from a Star Trek Voyager group on Facebook banning Tim Russ content for his "recent vile comments"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 17/09/2025
Been thinking of this old tweet for the last week or so, for no particular reason:
Tweet from April 2022 by Bruce Bartlett: "Rush Limbaugh left nothing behind. No one quotes him, no one references him, his vast fortune didn't go to support any of the causes he supposedly believed in. The various Fox News talking heads should remember this. They will leave nothing when they are gone."
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 17/09/2025
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
Saw 4, Tomato Meter 18%
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/09/2025
@frankconniff.bsky.social we had the pleasure of meeting you and Trace seven years ago this week in MA. Hope you are well.
Me and my now-wife with Frank and Trace.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/09/2025
Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 14/09/2025
Nah, bruv
Strafio follows Matt Yglesias.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 11/09/2025
And furthermore:
Jay follows Matt Yglesias.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 09/09/2025
Young Jackie Chiles in Star Trek III
Actor Phil Morris, who would later play Jackie Chiles on Seinfeld, appearing as a junior Starfleet officer in Star Trek III: The Search For Spock
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 02/09/2025
Put on DIE HARD 3 in honor of Graham Greene's departure, but turns out it is also a back-to-school movie! Perfect 😎
Entrance of Bonwit-Teller as seen in the first scene of Die Hard 3, with a sign advertising a back-to-school sale.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 06/08/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson cleaning out the bloody car in Pulp Fiction
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 03/08/2025
I don't get it... "Sabbotage" was RIGHT THERE
Album cover "Sabotage" by Black Sabbath
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 23/07/2025
The Grim Reaper playing a claw machine. He's just used the claw to pick up a small human form. 
"Ozzy Osbourne?!" he exclaims. "Is Ted Nugent even in this thing??"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 21/07/2025
My Fantastic Four
The Airwolf season 3 cast photo
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 30/06/2025
Someone please listen to this so the rest of us don't have to 🤮
Episode of the podcast Decoder where Matt Mullenweg of WordPress is interviewed.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 30/06/2025
@rollingstone.com what are we doing here, man
Email from Rolling Stone in my Gmail inbox. Subject "My best friend's murder" with thumbnail image of Zohran
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 26/06/2025
Here's mine. Just the first 10 I thought of. I know I missed some bangers.
My ballot of ten choices for the New York Times 100 Best Movies of the 21st century. 
I picked: Green Room, Edge of Tomorrow, Tropic Thunder, In the Bedroom, The Departed, Burn After Reading, Parasite, Mad Max Fury Road, Pan's Labyrinth, and Michael Clayton.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 21/06/2025
Confused-looking man with caption that says "A what?"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 16/06/2025
just caught an occurrence!
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 09/06/2025
"We have Rick Steves at home" Rick Steves at home:
Screenshot from a TV travel show entitled "Rick Stein's Spain"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 26/05/2025
Lol, lmao.
A "DeSantis 2024" hat beneath a sign that says "Clearance"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 07/05/2025
what the FUCK Lyft I'm not even FIFTY yet
Email from Lyft that says "Early access:  Lyft Silver, a new service for older adults"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 26/04/2025
#nowlistening @libro.fm @jysexton.bsky.social
Screenshot of the libro dot fm audio book app, playing "The Man They Wanted Me To Be" by Jared Yates Sexton.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 06/04/2025
ACAP (All Cats Are Precious)
AP News Alert from my phone. Headline: "Purr-fect store clerk." Abstract: "New York City's 'bodega cats' are beloved fixtures of the community, but they are on the wrong side of the law."
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 30/03/2025
Heh, indeed.
Title page of The Collapsing Empire by John Scalzi, signed with the inscription "Enjoy the collapse!"
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 30/03/2025
Forgetting my troubles for an afternoon with a @scalzi.com event at a bookstore near me 😊
John Scalzi at a podium, reading aloud from his phone.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 28/03/2025
Indeed 😆
Screenshot of Ian's skeet in my Discover feed
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/03/2025
Breaking Bad's Walter White screaming "Beware the ides of March!!" from the back of the SUV.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 14/03/2025
@garywhitta.com heyyyyy
Gary Whitta being interviewed about how he pronounced "Karateka" for the "Making of Karateka" documentary game.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 20/02/2025
@benprunty.bsky.social ten+ years later, this track is still my go-to on a rough night. Thank you.
Apple Music playing "Dusty Road" from the album "Color Sky" by Ben Prunty.
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Billiard Lentil @billiardlentil.zone · 15/02/2025
BRB, downloading all my Kindle books while I still can
Kindle library screen showing five ebooks, all downloaded.
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