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billheald

@billheald.bsky.social
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Nobody from Nowhere. Oh, and automotive journo, aquatic biologist, author, photographer, former Assistant Cameraman, motorcycle journo, and well-adjusted person. Currently diving and functioning competively as a horse husband.

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MickDundee58 @lairdmickd.bsky.social · 17h
A guy said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar . . . I said, "is that a fret?"
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 11h
Ah yes. Downward Facing Cat. A staple in Feline Yoga.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 15h
That is an excellent analogy.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 15h
Dude, you are on fire today!
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lost art. It’s time for us of a certain age to make our move, man.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it’s because they’re pieces of shit.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social And here I wanted to be THE FIRST to wish you a belated Happy Birthday. But now I’m late to belate. Dayum.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Except for Big Red. That's a mighty big soda, that is. Although, to be fair, I mighty bought it in state with me on my visit.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meeee Toooo. . .
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The sooner we stop this punk-ass reign of terror, the more people we can save. You know what to do in November.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Agreed. It could happen, but we could also follow the wisdom of the Blue Underpants Gnomes (BUG) Step One: Take over House and Senate. Step Two: Step Three: Toss the Evil One into a pond filled with Nile Crocodiles & Box jellyfish
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love this guy. He totally summed up the arrogant, blind, omnipresent self-interest that is the hallmark of Conservatism, and always has been. This is why Conservatives should never, ever, be allowed near government.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You mean. . . a sandal to the bottom?
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Box jellyfish assemble, to receive the Orange Oaf.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On it. Having spider friends construct a cunning array of webs to thwart passage. Beavers on standby, armed with Shagbark Hickory bits.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Shocking?" Like a rattlesnake eating a mouse shocking.
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't recall the ludicrously infantile term "fake news" ever used until Trump.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I know, the price of fuel is a big worry for you. But you never have had a better reason to get a highly efficient ride; one that also happens to be one of the best sports cars ever made. Oh, and it has a convertibe hardtop to boot. Do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCAr...
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think you are 100% right about this and it boggles my mind that more people haven't realized that if you ignore it, it will die. Hell, Biden got less coverage than Felonius Trump did when Biden was President.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He'll lose in court. They'll be back. Just more distractions.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, he’ll pray for sharks when the saltwater crocs & box jellyfish grab his ass.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's basically piracy. It's why the Trump Administration is trying to destroy the ICC.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
CNN and "likely provided." Give e a valid source. This isn't journalism. It's speculation. And do you think Iran really needed information on US bases from Russia? They have their own intelligence sources. They're bases. It's not like they're "hidden." Russia would get nothing by sharing info.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait: Trump's amazingly successful agenda, which has done more damage to the US and other nations than any administration in modern history? That agenda, goat roper?
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He's still running HHS. Up your dosage.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think you're too kind. He's Renfield with only 1/8 the intellect.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
F*ck Polymarket and all who sail on her. Never quote shite. Hopefully the Democrats will do great, but using a betting site to prognosticate is feeding evil.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, so, like, do you freakin' job.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It will, thanks to you.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yep. Jimmy Buffett, may he rest on smooth seas, always tried to keep his concerts light and politics-free. But he was very political; a life-long Democrat and supporter of helping the folks who needed it most. Despite many Right Wing fans, he never compromised his beliefs. Gut up, Ed.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And she has a totally cool name.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Here's a thing: On Dolly's Rock Star album released just a couple of years ago, she does a duet with/Sheryl Crow on "You're No Good." At the end, Dolly says, "You're no good. And you never will be." I think I know who she's talking about. You should play it, mooks.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The smart plants will know any changes they make will be tossed in two years, and they'll have to retrofit everything. If they can be stopped or delayed in court as a huge number of lawsuits will sue the EPA, damage will be minimized. Same with anything else these vermin come up with.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trump keeps saying he'll do things he can't do. He's been doing this his whole miserable life.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey man, it HAS to be a velvet painting of Elvis doing karate in his white suit or NO DEAL.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ATTENTION YOUNG PEOPLE: If you've never listed to Peter, Paul and Mary you need to. Their music will calm, inspire, encourage, enrage, and generally build you soul. THAT IS ALL.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh No! Could it be that ZaPhooma the All-Together Magnificent may not be worthy to inherent my novelty float pen collection?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I always think Hassett is the stupidest, most dishonest person in the administration. Until Hegseth opens his mouth. Then RFK, Jr. finds a mic. Then Sean Duffy appears in my feed. Then Lutnick speaks. But only till Markwayne talks. Then I remember: NO ONE is a stupid and dishonest as Trump himself.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Even palm trees love Paula!
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t forget: have a good look at his tax returns. I’m sure there’s nothing amiss there. . .
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Alas. ‘Tis true.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Beauty. Lining up for a Trump dump, amirite?
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It is my belief that the two firemen who rescued Trump on 9/11 were Tim Scott and John Fetterman.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I have assembled the Stephanie Miller Show Anniversary Mariachi Band to come out west to celebrate, but we're all afraid of being deported if we fly so we've loaded the VW Microbus up and are on the way. It may take awhile. . .
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those two women behind him w/o blonde hair are clearly SPIES.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Idiots. They were supposed to deploy it in flight.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I's be hopin' this wil indeedy be de las of dese bumble-butt mofos.
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ten Points to Covie!
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billheald @billheald.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait, what about your cat called Omega?
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