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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 3h
saturday morning avondale oval appreciation post 🥰
high angle photo of phoenix raceway captures a bustling stock car race under a clear, bright blue sky. a curved, paved racetrack bends toward the left side of the frame, where multiple colorful racecars speed down the track. a packed grandstand filled with an immense crowd of spectators wraps tightly around the bend. in the background, the stadium infrastructure gives way to a desert landscape featuring rolling brown hills that lead into sharp, rugged blue mountains on the horizon.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 23h
feels like the internet rediscovers this about antiperspirant every few years and it never sounds any less bonkers
The problem with applying in the morning is that your body is more likely to sweat before the antiperspirant has had time to — ahem - clog those ducts, and so you find yourself sweating through the rest of the day.

I know I'm not the first person to write about this. Not even close. This is simple-to-explain, easy-to-use advice. I'm sharing it again, because despite the tip being all over the internet — and on the box of -antiperspirant – almost everyone I speak with about this is shocked to learn the truth about nighttime application.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 09/10/2026
floridacore
a sign showing a bicycle symbol with the text "may use full lane" is almost entirely engulfed by spanish needles and wild morning glory. unseen in the frame is the entire unusable sidewalk completely overgrown with similar vegetation. low hanging power lines are visible cutting through the vegetation in the background.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 07/10/2026
two (2) offline normies have asked me about googlebooks today, low key hate the pervasive reach of marketing
cnet headline about google acknowledging widespread reports of poor app performance on their new googlebook laptops, ars technica headline about those same googlebooks not fully supporting the headline integration features with samsung phones despite those being the best selling ones in the states and that feature being one of the things they're marketing most heavily
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 04/10/2026
very normal sport
starting grid of the 2005 united states grand prix consisting of a whopping six count em six cars. schumi won.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 03/10/2026
grateful for this episode as somebody who is always replying to "I miss the burnout games, they should make those again" posts with "you should try need for speed unbound, its by some of the same devs and goes on sale for sub $10 every other week" posts. the gospel should be spread far and wide!
several posts by me extolling the virtues of the criminally underrated, ex burnout team developed need for speed unbound in the replies of people posting some variant of the evergreen "I miss the burnout games, they should make those again" genre of post. please dear reader, do yourself a favor and play need for speed unbound.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 30/09/2026
like dude wtf even is this, what are you supposed to do with this? say what you will about the early dualshock's poor ergonomics but at least whoever designed that had seen a pair of human hands before
photo showing a pair of hands holding an n64 controller, with the center portion unoccupied
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
luigi mogging in that merlot sweatersuns in four guy with a bolts jersey photoshopped over himpaul ryan curling some iron while wearing a backwards cap hello fellow kids styleben shapiro wearing an oversized heather grey pullover from that one music video he was in
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/09/2026
sharing this problematic fav tweet for bi visibility day before logging off for the next several hours 🫡
Lizzie_Baseball tweet from Aug 25 where she quote posts a tweet asking "then what would be the difference between bi and pan then? genuine question" with her caption wisely stating, "bisexual means you're annoying in a millennial way pansexual means you're annoying in a zoomer way"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
choosin texas is a good song, actually
normal rockwell freedom of speech painting
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/09/2026
on today's episode of
simply asking the feds to stop giving my overseas cousins more reasons to send me american news articles captioned "y'all just like us fr"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 19/09/2026
share a tv show that raised you
from left to right, loosely: stinky pete, harold, sid, rhonda, arnold, olga, gerald, brainy, eugene, helga and phoebe sitting on the stoop in front of PS 118
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 17/09/2026
I was made to learn about this latest update in the apparently real beef between sneako and clav, so naturally I need y'all to shoulder the burden with me
an alleged friend sharing a long clav tweet that reads:

"Correction: I said Duel is halal, not gambling.

Which is true, under the Islamic fiqh definition of qimar.

Gambling is absolutely haram under Islamic law.

However Duel is the first and only casino in the world to offer zero edge, where the house doesn't have an advantage.

Gambling is considered bad due to its destructive tendencies caused by negative expected value in the long run. All four Sunni schools would agree that zero edge gambling, when combined with the entertainment factor, generate a net positive return, making it fall under Islamic investing laws rather than gambling.

Duel is extremely halal, you just don't know your own religion."

with the caption "fatwas are being issued on twitter from streamer to streamer"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 12/09/2026
at least we're all on the same page in this regard
screenshot of a bsky feed showing four separate posters lamenting having to witness the continued existence of Zak Brown
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026
pretty close second fav
playstation jewel case of capcom's x-men vs street fighter
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 06/09/2026
name your fav game made before 2000
playstation jewel case for the north american release of final fantasy anthology, which was the first time I came across and played final fantasy vi. I would not beat it until getting the gba port many years later. I guess final fantasy v was also in this collection and I did beat it, but I honestly have no recollection of it. I've replayed both iv and vi since then, but I'm pretty sure I've never revisited v.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 05/09/2026
its one thing to loudly express a justifiably unpopular opinion, thats normal social media praxis and largely welcome. its another thing entirely to follow that up with several "I sEe NoNe Of YoU aRe NoRMaL 😏" posts. it must be the children who're wrong ahh mentality, own you bad takes like an adult
two panel denial meme, first panel shows a character who has very visibly peed himself surrounded by a crowd of people pointing and laughing at him, second panel zooms in on the man's face to show a smug expression as he says to himself, "heh. rent free."
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 04/09/2026
was scrolling through the trend page for this and saw a lot of similar ish results with hotspots in Cali, the northeast, and south florida, and my going theory is that those regions export a lot of culture onto parts of the internet where certain millennial demos of people grew up terminally online
my dialect map results showing major hotspots in the stretch of california from LA to the bay, south to central florida, and interestingly a bit in maine. the midwest is varying but mostly deep shades of blue.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 04/09/2026
for better or worse
chud woke values alignment chart
is axis -6.62
acts axis -1.19
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 01/09/2026
right on schedule they are having a field day with this one
old post from me that reads: simply asking the feds to stop giving my overseas cousins more reasons to send me american news articles captioned "y'all just like us fr"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 01/09/2026
petitioning ferrari to use the monza livery for the rest of the season 🤤
direct overhead photo? render? of the monza 2026 livery on charles leclerc's sf-26, notably more red and less white than the usual 2026 livery.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 01/09/2026
regrettably the AI event flyers have finally made their way to my local masjid
zoomed subsection of an event flyer with text that reads "tape ball cricket, beach tape cricket" underneath a graphic of what appears to be a 12ft giant holding what appears to be a boat oar in a way that defies logic. there is also a disproportionate cricket ball nearby.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 30/08/2026
I know florida gets a lot of shit from the rest of the nation and often deservedly so, but one cool thing about us is that sometimes a whole ass dinosaur will see you off to work from your neighbors driveway
photo taken from inside a car of a large, majestic sandhill crane with its distinct red forehead standing on my neighbor's concrete driveway, sunlight casting soft shadows across the pavement. behind the crane, a tan garage door, manicured bush, and black SUV are visible. sandhill cranes and a variety of herons are extremely common in this region.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/08/2026
mira nair was 30 during most of the production and upon release, so technically cheating a little, but still easily this
criterion collection poster for salaam bombay. a young krishna played by shafiq syed), wearing a yellow long sleeve shirt, sits on the floor looking directly at the camera. beside him, rekha, played by aneeta kanwar, stands wearing a red patterned ghagra and a vibrant orange choli.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 26/08/2026
inshallah
youtube thumbnail and title card for swell entertainment's latest video titled "influencers might need 'real jobs' soon"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 22/08/2026
it broke my heart at the time but when this guy from california hit the four bounce buzzer beater for y'all in the conference semis that one year, still the hardest thing I've ever seen anybody do in a raptors jersey
a deep squatting tongue out kawhi leonard and standing joel embiid watch, frozen in time, and kawhi's game winning shot bounces a million times before finally falling in and sealing the series for the toronto raptors. photo by rick madonik.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 18/08/2026
artwork from alex ries' project titled birrin, in which a massive technologically advanced post human being floats above two of the titular birrins, a intelligent four legged species. the art is overlayed with text to memeify it. the large floating creature with angel esque wings is overlayed with text that reads "me, the meme archivarius of the highest level", while the smaller four legged creatures underneath are overlayed with the text "my friends trying to show me the meme that, obviously, I have already seen"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 14/08/2026
the engagement bait posts on here are good and I don't really understand the resentment some people seem to harbor against them. they're an easy way for lurkers to post, often spawn interesting sub threads, and are a decent way to discover stuff you were previously unfamiliar with. why the hate?
norman rockwell freedom of speech painting
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 14/08/2026
bought a bunch of external storage in october of 2025 and irl friends and family thought I was way too confident that prices would go up and stay up, let alone skyrocket, and that I was blowing the threat of tariffs way out of proportion. anyway the 1tb sd cards I bought for $50 is $150 now 🥲
amazon price chart of a 1tb microsd card showing a literal tripling in price from $50 in august of 2025 to $150 in august of 2026
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
I believe in eastern time supremacy meme with a photo of the national mall in dc, ocean boulevard in miami, the toronto philadelphia and new york city skylines, and river street in savannah georgia
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 13/08/2026
the worst part of regularly being on bsky at sicko hours is involuntarily learning all sorts of stuff about terf island. hope everyone does well on their exams though! and hope nigel farage [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] !
blue sky trending page at 4am eastern

Farage wins Clacton seat.

Count Binface also stood; Reform UK's biggest donor faces scrutiny over Kremlin ties.

1.5K posts

A-level results day arrives.

Students in England, Wales and Northern Ireland receive grades; more expected to secure first-choice university...

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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 11/08/2026
here's a text from him from moving day where he wasn't sure what to call the felt pads I told him about earlier in the day
you took the thing that put underneath furniture, stick on?
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 11/08/2026
come back king, we deserve these bangers too
tweet from sakurai's official account from 5pm japan local time on august 10th where he's quoting another tweet from february that shows a 3D render of a gummy candy modeled after the hydra from kirby air ride with his japanese caption translated as, and I quote, "I want to put it in my mouth. the rough texture looks like it'd feel good."
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 11/08/2026
when you mute my reposts, this is whose reposts you're muting
african lion cub looking back at the camera over its shoulder as a handler positions it during a medical exam, extremely adorable
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 07/08/2026
a couple of these please
package of deep brand smashed moong beans, blurry big toe in the background
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 06/08/2026
extremely important New Place update: we have a strawberry guava tree
dense, leafy branches of a strawberry guava tree under a slightly overcast sky. smooth, oval shaped green leaves surround clusters of small round guava fruits in various stages of ripening, transitioning from vibrant green to yellow and deep red.numerous small reddish pink strawberry guava fruits scattered across a patch of green grass. unintended sneaker sneaker reveal in the bottom right.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 03/08/2026
boneless chicken a lot of their cartoons had a habit of including a recurring weird cousin character but kid bilal definitely got a kick out of this little freak (affectionate)
cousin boneless chicken from cow and chicken practically melting down over a chair cushion
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 01/08/2026
steambot chronicles, a customizable mecha action rpg with music rhythm and business management sim gameplay aspects. the controls were q bit obtuse but the music was great. a sequel was in development for ps3 but it never saw the light of day. there's also a psp spinoff that I've yet to play.
blue colored bipedal mecha transporting several lumbar logs on its back. multiple heads up display elements can be seen along the edges of the screenshot.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 30/07/2026
couldn't pick just one, descriptions and thoughts on each in the alt text
american apartheid, segregation and the making of the underclass, by Douglas Massey and Nancy Denton. perhaps no better cataloguing of how entire communities are locked out of economic mobility by deliberate policymaking at all levels of american government. more than just a simple history of redlining.filterworld, how algorithms flattened culture, by Kyle Chayka. probably the least compellingly written book among my recommendations but the topic is a hobbyhorse of mine. a bit outdated for our current climate of billionaire fascists buying up social and traditional media companies to deliberately push regressive sociopolitical narratives, and instead focused largely on the flattening and homogenization effects of algorithmic media consumption.I am not a tractor, how florida farmworkers took on the fast food giants and won, by susan marquis. have a love hate relationship with this book. it catalogues how the coalition of immokalee workers drastically improved their working and living conditions by largely abandoning an unproductive push for legislative action and instead opted to pressure and then partner directly with national grocery titans and fast food conglomerates to sign onto a largely voluntary code of conduct centered around things like pay, health and safety, and the party verification. my political leanings should make me opposed to such a bandaid approach and insist on more centralized mechanisms of enforcement, but this book abd mainly my own personal interactions with the CIW taught me a lot of hard lessons about doing what works and opting for available solutions that will improve people's material conditions significantly instead of always wanting to chase politically perfect long horizon solutions that could potentially improve people's material conditions completely in theory but in actuality you just spin your wheels forever and people continue to suffer in the meantime. still wrestle with these concepts.the plague by albert camus. don't think I could do this nearly as much justice as carlos maza's video essay titled how to be hopeless, so you should look that up.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 29/07/2026
obv this little freak
kisame wielding a fully unwrapped samehada, the shark sword that shreds flesh instead of slicing it and steals the chakra of its victims to heal its wielder
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 28/07/2026
one more "look what I found while moving" post for the day, probably the only hardware beta I've ever managed to get into, iykyk
brown cardboard box on a beige carpet, featuring a detailed exploded view diagram styled like a hand drawn patent blueprint that extends into a complex assembly of mechanical parts including a hamster wheel, a jet engine intake, exhaust components, screws, and brackets, with each part meticulously labeled with numbers and letters. in the bottom left corner, a hamster is drawn below a pair of pilot's goggles.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 28/07/2026
I promise I'm actually packing and not just spending all my time nostalgia tripping, but shout out to the first skate shoes I bought with my own money and learned how to frontside flip in
the top of an orange shoebox with a cartoonish drawing of a human ear with three piercings dangling from it, spelling TNT, with another cartoonish drawing of a human hand throwing a peace or victory sign to indicate the shoe model TNT two. a copy of Linkin Park's live in texas CD can just be seen in the background bokeh.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026
cheeked up ladybug hitching a ride this morning
view from the rear view camera on my car showing a ladybug sitting on my rear bumper just beside my license plate, driveway visible behind
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 27/07/2026
waiting for steam frame pricing details this week like
SpongeBob I lost something once scene
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 25/07/2026
epic handshake meme where the left hand says "people keeping up with FF XIV news," the right hand says "people checking out supergiant's catalog after playing hades," and the handshake says "posting about bastion"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 24/07/2026
okay fine
screenshot of my google pixel at a glance followed sports teams page showing the recently re added philadelphia sixers, I'm ready to be hurt again
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 24/07/2026
three panel meme showing a child in a classroom setting in front of a large world map. first panel shows the child pointing at brazil, caption reads interlagos. second panel shows the child pointing at france, caption reads paul recard. third panel shows the child with their hand above their heart, caption reads sepang.
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/07/2026
amazing perfect immaculate no notes
screenshot of the steam android app showing the new wishlist UI which lets you manage the new custom category tags via a nifty little button on each entry
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/07/2026
another innocent group chat bystander learns the accursed knowledge 😔
discord screenshot of a friend asking what another friend meant by "weiner charts," followed by them discovering a vanity fair article about it and then simply commenting "oh"
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BOO! -lal 🧟‍♂️ @bilal.gobirds.online · 23/07/2026
say less
screenshot from the fields of mistria wiki showing the character march in some of his seasonal outfits
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