Reposted by Average JonMartin Austermuhle @maustermuhle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Ummm, there's apparently a driver with a Florida tag who has gotten 57 traffic camera tickets in D.C. — including one for driving *141 mph* in a 35 mph zone. And another driver with a Virginia tag that has 405 traffic camera tickets, including going 108 in a 25. Insane. 86820
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it turns out Midsommar (2019) was not the right movie for seeking nostalgia of our family’s June trip to Sweden 040
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026for the love of god @amtrak.com please get rid of open seating 010
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have moved far more than I ever thought I would when I was growing up, and each time it has materially improved my life. You cannot be a free human being if you are constrained to the place of your birth 1112
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026best weather we’ve had in months and everyone’s just sitting in gridlock 001
Reposted by Average JonU.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics @usbls.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Labor share at its lowest level, 52.8 percent, in second quarter 2026 #BLSData www.bls.gov/opub/ted/202... 075
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was nearly hit by 2 different drivers who blew through stop signs this morning. I am going to call AAA and ask them if they can take some responsibility 020
Reposted by Average JonDavid Roberts @volts.wtf · 03/09/2026Convincing young people that America is poor & no one can afford anything & everyone is living paycheck to paycheck & their economic future is doomed ... IS NOT GOING TO LEAD TO MORE PROGRESSIVE POLICY. People who feel anxious & under threat do not respond with openness & generosity! Look it up! 551662269
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 27/08/2026pneumonic for Great Lakes is now SHAME instead of HOMES? 000
Reposted by Average Jonmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026but also, like, the case for them is very similar to the case for requiring all motorists to wear car-seat-style 5 point restraints (as motorsports drivers do!) instead of conventional seatbelts. that would also save lives! but no one ever seriously proposes that 313886
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 26/08/2026urbanists are weird about helmet discourse because any time a cyclist is killed by a driver, the police and media love to describe in excruciating detail what the cyclist was wearing 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 25/08/2026very funny seeing DC license plate NATIVE with an illegal plate cover 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026natalie harp has the opportunity to do the funni[DELETES DRAFT] 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026xlookup best lookup, just while we’re all talking about spreadsheets 000
Reposted by Average JonAverage Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The data for almost every speed camera looks like this, and people will whine endlessly about how they are cash grabs 28715
Reposted by Average JonDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 13/08/2026i don't want to participate in a pile on. i want to note that this is, transparently, an effective strategy from leavitt et al. you want to get the media on your side! alternating between bullying them and being nice to them seems to work, in ways that are pretty straightforwardly explicable 3273673
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 13/08/2026cool we’re doing great replacement theory but with college kids 151
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026whether it’s Donald Trump using the WH press pool as a decoy for an assassination threat or Joe Biden refusing to invite them to his granddaughters wedding, both parties have disrespected the press in recent years 030
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026post a math fact that makes people irrationally angry: there are just as many even numbers as whole numbers 040
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Talked to my old friend Mitch McConnell for just shy of 20 minutes last night and the end he told me ‘I’m feeling kinda weird and I’m thinking to myself, man I’m not going out like this. I’m all I got and I won’t be missed. And this makes no sense to me, it ain’t the way it’s supposed to be.’ 020
Reposted by Average JonGeorge Pearkes @peark.es · 30/06/2026I wish Justice Alito a very short retirement. 834326
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026there is no court reform that could be too punitive imo 011
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026my liberal utopia is just a fox news scare graphic 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 29/06/2026are you okay babe? You’ve hardly touched your raw milkshake. Do you not like MAHA Monday at the great american state fair? 0111
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026housing discourse is great because people are like ‘housing is a human right!’ and also ‘woah woah woah, you can’t just move *wherever* you want’ 0101
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 26/06/2026the public: we’ve invested billions of dollars in your community so that you have access to 3 metro lines and frequent all day bus service the community: cool, but we still get to keep renters out, right? 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 14/06/2026this is just vicarious asceticism - there is no good reason that a/c should only be saved for ‘those who need it most’ 010
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Orange crush. Also what I’m drinking when it happens 121
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Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 16/05/2026This is why I have no tolerance for people who scold pedestrians/cyclists about road safety being a shared responsibility. People are killed by drivers while on the sidewalk in America, and the paper writes it up like the car just happened to have a life of its ownnytimes.comTwo Killed as Car Slams Into Crowd on Sidewalk in Manhattan 316838
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 30/04/202690% of what’s broken in American housing in two neighborhood listserv messages 020
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 29/04/2026The data for almost every speed camera looks like this, and people will whine endlessly about how they are cash grabs 28715
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Bluesky servers would rather give up than do another day of vibecession discourse it seems 020
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The thing I don’t understand about reactionaries is, unable to stop larger societal forces, they will almost assuredly die mad, or in trump’s case, massively depressed 030
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 26/03/2026my childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, cursive lessons 010
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When I was a kid my parents once took me to a baseball game at tigers stadium and we went to Windsor for lunch after. Crossing the border is so much better now because you get to be treated like shit by CBP 140
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 23/03/2026the way our cities view housing is just so bleak 100
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Car Jamming: Why Donald Trump is Right to Rip Out DC’s Bike Lanes By Ross Douthat 020
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 19/03/2026‘Congestion pricing is a regressive tax that disproportionally hits the poor’ probably hits so hard if you drive a bmw to your job on K Street 052
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 18/03/2026The 4th amendment allows me to speed in a school zone is a wild ass take 021
Reposted by Average JonMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Impossible to overestimate the damage this guy caused. His book was based on a laughably false premise and the movement he inspired led immigration crackdowns and forcible sterilization campaigns. Glad the population got one Ehrlich smaller today.open.spotify.comThe Population Bomb 271475326
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 13/03/2026A Maryland resident owes DC over $280k for *910* tickets using *21* different license plates 000
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 13/03/2026my “the strait of Hormuz is open if Iran stops shooting ships” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt 061
Average Jon @bikevardier.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Looking out from my 30th floor window in manhattan, “if private equity didn’t own so much housing, I could be a true American and live in a single family home over there in the promised land of New Jersey” 030