Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If Pinocchio was real you can bet me and the boys would shackle him to a device that shocked him unless he lied so we could harvest and sell his free nose wood 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The only post mortem ai video I’ll allow is one that says I buried a chest of gold and the coordinates go to the first person that brings my murderer’s ear 0170
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Mud Hens play at Fifth Third Field and the Tigers play at Fifth Third Park. Only a fool would be confused 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Left nut Romulus right nut Remus and you know that thang is called The She-Wolf 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yeah two sinking ships throwing life preservers at each other 0150
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That must be where he comes up with his lyrics about staying and/or getting away from him 031
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It confused me until I realized they mean "effective" ironically 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I accidentally concussed my friend at a Hopesfall show 2002 and I’m not sure he knows it was me to this day 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Grok, how do I escape the clutches of a world-bestriding empire rending itself apart before my very eyes? 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Right on" is the sort of weird affect I would also find myself putting on for no reason in this kind of situation 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As an Ohioan there's nothing more homey than a barn that's collapsed in on itself 130
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026How long did it take them to realize? Did they sit through multiple Christian metal openers? 030
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026[Feeding the entire corpus of human information into a machine and getting back a mediocre obsequious twerp] humans are obsolete 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jon Taffer's mosh call before the breakdown hit at the 2015 Americans For Prosperity convention still hits all these years later. The pit was legendary. 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026No, I mean have the Spurs been bad enough for Tottenham to be Detroit? I'm well acquainted with the Charlie Villanueva Era 110
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Have the lows been low enough for Detroit? it might sneakily be the Rockets 110
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He didn't just accidentally run out of the endzone, he sprinted out of it with force. He said "give me a safety" with his entire chest. 011
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 27/07/2026nothing to eate but dried roots & Dried fish, Capt Lewis & my Self eate a Supper of roots boiled, which filled us So full of wind, that we were Scercely able to Breathe all night felt the effects of it. 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 26/07/2026In her defense(?) I talked to her on the phone once in 2020 and she sounded psychotically Michigan and kept saying she was "getting on the horn" with people in her district 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It’ll never happen. Quantum immortality is real but just for him 040