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@bigwinks.bsky.social
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work wood, know ball one brain cell but it’s huge

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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Pinocchio was real you can bet me and the boys would shackle him to a device that shocked him unless he lied so we could harvest and sell his free nose wood
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why do John Husted’s eyes look like his mouth
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pop of Roach
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Grok, how do I escape the clutches of a world-bestriding empire rending itself apart before my very eyes?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Right on" is the sort of weird affect I would also find myself putting on for no reason in this kind of situation
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
God willing I shall never become embattled
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jon Taffer's mosh call before the breakdown hit at the 2015 Americans For Prosperity convention still hits all these years later. The pit was legendary.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"'tis better to be feared than loved" - a scary guy
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
V should be later in the alphabet
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If a midwesterner says “Hwelp” let them go. The conversation is over. Any further talk will feel to them like being physically detained, which they will express by occasionally rocking back on their heels.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Fuckedupedness
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
you know when Matthew McConaughey listened to a recording of nature so his animal body could tolerate being isolated in the vacuum of space? that's podcasts for us
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rene Girard
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Brian is actually the dog. The baby is called Brian’s Monster.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Regarding VAR: Why the fuck would you show me something if I can't have it?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If LeBron was born 3000 years ago we’d be studying poems about him in college
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Switching back to boxers so my daily experience of getting dressed is like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its case
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If England gets its own World Cup team so should Ohio
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Seeking out the most blockheaded, idiotic, knuckledragging acid doom. Sonic Demon might take the cake. youtu.be/G4hVAh57Vfo
youtu.be
Black Smoke
YouTube video by Sonic Demon - Topic
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting kicked off of Jeopardy because I scream FUCK!! after every wrong answer
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m thinking of Bill Simmons in these trying times. And I’m smiling!!
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reading about ethical debates
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching soccer
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And boy is my jaw tired.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Beef Stew, I salute you
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Moderate Dems trotting out the slime covered pig roast of The Obama Years and insisting “It’s still good! It’s still good!”
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Logging on and getting insanely mad at moderate democrat posts. This is good for me.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Trust me, I’m normal
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Heard my wife say "Where are all the table spoons?" from the other room and I haven't the heart to tell her I've bent them all with my mind
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
We all hoped Caitlin Clark would be Steph but what if she’s Monta Ellis
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
They should walk around with a platter of free cigarettes for the parents at the zoo playground.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Al Cisneros can't be releasing Sleep singles that don't have Matt Pike on guitar. That band already exists, it's called Om.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
JD Vance is like if a troll had a pituitary gland problem that shunted all of his growth-energy toward producing grease.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I have a koi pond if you want me to help with the reflecting pool
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember last year when the Inside crew did a whole goodbye tour and took over the all star game and now they’re on my TV still?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Insanely ugly championship shirt. 60 year old smoker stepmom chic.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Donte Divincenzo sitting at home staring into space smiling peacefully
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Now I have to watch baseball?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My hometown of NYC (lived there for nine years, moved away a decade ago) is going to go insane tonight
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Spurs guard are freaking the fuck out
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In a tied game, four minutes to go with your season on the line you’d be stupid not to play your Luke Kornet and DeAaron Fox lineup
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching Wemby play dirty against the Knicks is funny but the instant he does that shit to Cade Cunningham I’ll be calling for him to be broken on the wheel
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Is Rudy Giuliani dead or what
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I can't group chat because I won't give bluesky my birth certificate or whatever but you guys have fun
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Chet Holmgren just sucks then, huh?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ok but now imagine if this was the Pistons! Anyone?
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
What if, after putting Knicks fans through a two and a half hour line to get through security, and after making Wemby get wanded by secret service, what if Trump just didn’t go
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The Fire are hiring a mascot and I want to zero in on the opportunity for "career advancement". Imagine if Spoelstra started as the Heat's mascot instead of in the video room.
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Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Mine was in Alaska during Korea and got so bored he traded his boots in town for a bottle of whiskey
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