Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If Pinocchio was real you can bet me and the boys would shackle him to a device that shocked him unless he lied so we could harvest and sell his free nose wood 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Grok, how do I escape the clutches of a world-bestriding empire rending itself apart before my very eyes? 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"Right on" is the sort of weird affect I would also find myself putting on for no reason in this kind of situation 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jon Taffer's mosh call before the breakdown hit at the 2015 Americans For Prosperity convention still hits all these years later. The pit was legendary. 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If a midwesterner says “Hwelp” let them go. The conversation is over. Any further talk will feel to them like being physically detained, which they will express by occasionally rocking back on their heels. 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026you know when Matthew McConaughey listened to a recording of nature so his animal body could tolerate being isolated in the vacuum of space? that's podcasts for us 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Brian is actually the dog. The baby is called Brian’s Monster. 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Regarding VAR: Why the fuck would you show me something if I can't have it? 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026If LeBron was born 3000 years ago we’d be studying poems about him in college 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Switching back to boxers so my daily experience of getting dressed is like trying to stuff a sleeping bag back in its case 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Seeking out the most blockheaded, idiotic, knuckledragging acid doom. Sonic Demon might take the cake. youtu.be/G4hVAh57Vfoyoutu.beBlack SmokeYouTube video by Sonic Demon - Topic 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Getting kicked off of Jeopardy because I scream FUCK!! after every wrong answer 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I’m thinking of Bill Simmons in these trying times. And I’m smiling!! 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And boy is my jaw tired. 000
Reposted by WinksWinks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Moderate Dems trotting out the slime covered pig roast of The Obama Years and insisting “It’s still good! It’s still good!” 422711
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Logging on and getting insanely mad at moderate democrat posts. This is good for me. 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Heard my wife say "Where are all the table spoons?" from the other room and I haven't the heart to tell her I've bent them all with my mind 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026We all hoped Caitlin Clark would be Steph but what if she’s Monta Ellis 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They should walk around with a platter of free cigarettes for the parents at the zoo playground. 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Al Cisneros can't be releasing Sleep singles that don't have Matt Pike on guitar. That band already exists, it's called Om. 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026JD Vance is like if a troll had a pituitary gland problem that shunted all of his growth-energy toward producing grease. 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I have a koi pond if you want me to help with the reflecting pool 020
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Remember last year when the Inside crew did a whole goodbye tour and took over the all star game and now they’re on my TV still? 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Insanely ugly championship shirt. 60 year old smoker stepmom chic. 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Donte Divincenzo sitting at home staring into space smiling peacefully 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026My hometown of NYC (lived there for nine years, moved away a decade ago) is going to go insane tonight 110
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026In a tied game, four minutes to go with your season on the line you’d be stupid not to play your Luke Kornet and DeAaron Fox lineup 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching Wemby play dirty against the Knicks is funny but the instant he does that shit to Cade Cunningham I’ll be calling for him to be broken on the wheel 010
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I can't group chat because I won't give bluesky my birth certificate or whatever but you guys have fun 000
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 09/06/2026What if, after putting Knicks fans through a two and a half hour line to get through security, and after making Wemby get wanded by secret service, what if Trump just didn’t go 170
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The Fire are hiring a mascot and I want to zero in on the opportunity for "career advancement". Imagine if Spoelstra started as the Heat's mascot instead of in the video room. 111
Winks @bigwinks.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Mine was in Alaska during Korea and got so bored he traded his boots in town for a bottle of whiskey 010