Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would simply never attend a film festival because I will not stand and applaud for that long 030
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026GRWM to go to get the Eat n' Park all-you-can eat salad bar 0110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Fire Red for Switch, imo. (But I also detest every Pokémon game released for Switch, and only suggest it cause it's just a port of the GBA game) 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Not to start discourse but if you wouldn't trust Poké from Hardee's, you don't deserve Hardee's. If I could get a Frisco Melt and a gas station grade raw salmon and tuna bowl at the same time in the same place I would become so powerful that it would be immediately over for each and every one of you 110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've had six pickle beers and 150mg of THC and now I'm at Texas Roadhouse 1230
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This abomination actually fucking slaps in a Michelada 0120
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If your gay™ fast-fashion brand has a size 3XL with a max waist measurement of 40 inches, you should be drawn and quartered. 050
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Very much that situation. I've had so many dirty, run-down apartments that I've paid too much for with hosts that remind me of slumlords. At this point unless I'm looking for an actual luxury chalet, a boutique hotel is just more bang for the buck and I don't have to take out trash and do dishes. 000
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Oooo I need to find some of these! I have a polo shirt in the exact same pattern 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/07/2026The listing that I pulled this from calls it a cabin and mentions the "occasional mouse" I stopped using Airbnb in like 2022 because it's absolutely horrible and more expensive for fewer amenities than a hotel, but a camping trip is getting stormed out so we were hoping to find a cabin substitute 🤡 100
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Airbnb is really like, "SUPERHOST™ LUXURY ESCAPE: For only $500 a night with a $250 cleaning fee and $100 per pet fee, you can stay in a single-wide trailer directly on state route 281 outside of Markleysburg, PA" 130
Reposted by Earthquake McGoonAABF's Further Fuzzy Fuckery @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Fancy frosés after lotsa walkies in the heat 4731
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Screenshotting this from YouTube is going to be what gets me detained for 36 hours crossing the border to come home next week. 170
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I need a gif of Theda burning the flag in Stress Positions 140
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Here's your reminder that an old snow shovel and a garden rake are basically a broom and dustpan for yard waste 090
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I have walked 11 miles through (mostly) Jackson Ward today, in fact, and plan to do the same tomorrow! 110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 11/04/2026They were very very good, and honestly very easy! It took longer for the oven to preheat than it did to prepare the dough! I got Paul Hollywood's Bread Book from a used book store and I've been trying to make the recipes when I’m feeling like a lil kitchen project 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Wanted to try (approximately) Paul Hollywood's scone recipe, so I made an accompanying blueberry goat cheese breakfast salad 🙃 (feat. @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social ) The scones are cheddar, gouda, piave vecchio cheeses with turkey bacon, herb & shallot local seasoning blend, and a sprinkle of aleppo 1110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If someone asks me to connect on LinkedIn, I react as if they asked to smear feces on my newborn, pre-mature child 050
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Some of us who maintained flip phones for an unreasonable time were summoning weird dick on our iPod Touches too! 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I fully nut uncontrollably for fish fry season so I’m glad you are partaking 110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Oh yeah, no apparent injuries to anyone. It was a lil startling and a few people chose to depart at the next stop 😂 Only minimal injuries for the car, the bus took the corner a lil hot and didn't expect a car where a car shouldn't be. The brakes did their job for sure. 020
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 10/03/2026As my own little revenge I let her hold an entire meeting where she used "unanimous" when she meant "anonymous" without sending a little Teams message for her to self-correct (she did no fewer than 20 times) 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Forgot to post about it because I was catching him up on ****vision entries but @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social and I had a quality night walk through the neighborhood that i felt needed documenting 0100
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Sometimes you just have to try a slight variation on Julia Child's Duck a l'Orange for a Sunday dinner (feat. roast root veggies, sweet potato with aged gouda, and a sensible salad) 180
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Two guys from your DnD pod are giving it to you in both ends? Call that a dice tower 040
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 01/03/2026@fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social probably figured out he was gonna win the draft when I asked for a reminder of how attacking and blocking worked like 8 rounds in 060
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Last night we did happy hour at our favorite Korean restaurant, took a long walk until probably too late, and made probably too much dinner of kim chi dumplings, buldak ramen, and salad with soy ginger dressing & roast broccolini then did a mini Magic draft (in three photos) 180
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Very fair!! Those were pretty closely tied for two for me. 010
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Two People Exchanging Saliva was my favorite, but all were quite good 110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Nature is really something, you never know what new life the snow melt will bring out! Just today on my walk after work I found a mostly smoked foil full of heroin and also the Wienermobile 170
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Truly one of the best, i have traveled north america for the best K-dog and this place is top 10, even if some is nostalgia because it was one of my first 020
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The day with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social continued VERY strong 2261
