Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would simply never attend a film festival because I will not stand and applaud for that long 030
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 06/09/2026GRWM to go to get the Eat n' Park all-you-can eat salad bar 0110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I've had six pickle beers and 150mg of THC and now I'm at Texas Roadhouse 1230
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 25/07/2026This abomination actually fucking slaps in a Michelada 0120
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If your gay™ fast-fashion brand has a size 3XL with a max waist measurement of 40 inches, you should be drawn and quartered. 050
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Airbnb is really like, "SUPERHOST™ LUXURY ESCAPE: For only $500 a night with a $250 cleaning fee and $100 per pet fee, you can stay in a single-wide trailer directly on state route 281 outside of Markleysburg, PA" 130
Reposted by Earthquake McGoonAABF's Further Fuzzy Fuckery @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Fancy frosés after lotsa walkies in the heat 4731
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I need a gif of Theda burning the flag in Stress Positions 140
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Here's your reminder that an old snow shovel and a garden rake are basically a broom and dustpan for yard waste 090
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Wanted to try (approximately) Paul Hollywood's scone recipe, so I made an accompanying blueberry goat cheese breakfast salad 🙃 (feat. @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social ) The scones are cheddar, gouda, piave vecchio cheeses with turkey bacon, herb & shallot local seasoning blend, and a sprinkle of aleppo 1110
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 26/03/2026If someone asks me to connect on LinkedIn, I react as if they asked to smear feces on my newborn, pre-mature child 050
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Forgot to post about it because I was catching him up on ****vision entries but @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social and I had a quality night walk through the neighborhood that i felt needed documenting 0100
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Sometimes you just have to try a slight variation on Julia Child's Duck a l'Orange for a Sunday dinner (feat. roast root veggies, sweet potato with aged gouda, and a sensible salad) 180
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Two guys from your DnD pod are giving it to you in both ends? Call that a dice tower 040
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Last night we did happy hour at our favorite Korean restaurant, took a long walk until probably too late, and made probably too much dinner of kim chi dumplings, buldak ramen, and salad with soy ginger dressing & roast broccolini then did a mini Magic draft (in three photos) 180
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Nature is really something, you never know what new life the snow melt will bring out! Just today on my walk after work I found a mostly smoked foil full of heroin and also the Wienermobile 170
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 14/02/2026The day with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social continued VERY strong 2261
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Apparently went to a cruising park to eat breakfast cause i got asked "Hey man, are there still two dudes hanging out in there?" By a rando with his kid when i left the bathroom (with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social) 1191
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Wedge salads are stupid but I also always want a wedge salad 070
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Inaugural run of my Christmas present from @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social (a Zojirushi Rice cooker) with elaborate poke bowls and some bonus test treats 2100
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 11/01/2026My favorite features of social media are deleting posts and logging out for eight months 060
Earthquake McGoon @bigsip.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Had a v cute evening doing progressive cocktail/snack walks with @fuzzyfuckery.bsky.social 0180
