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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026

i just want someone to make a Vaio C1VPK with modern hardware why will no one do this i'm a market of one, gimme

large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026

wild how people who say others are too easily offended absolutely melt down if they see a feminine person with armpit hair or a mustache grow up

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026

to be clear on what i mean about a "bad attitude": someone who is combative, argumentative, dismissive, constantly vents frustration inappropriately, and generally just pisses everybody else off i definitely don't mean something like "refuses to work on weekends" or some dumb shit like that

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026

speaking in a professional context here, i will always take a mid performer with a good attitude over a top performer with a bad one

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

damn, what's even the point of having feelings if somebody can hurt them. what the fuck

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

what if someone took that Charlie Kirk statue and attached it to a drone and flew it into the Freedom Tower that'd be really fucked up right

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

From mid-2022 to early 2025, the egg producers communicated with each other to coordinate bidding activity on a widely used pricing service, according to a complaint filed in a federal court in Iowa.
The complaint details instances of executives for the companies calling and texting each other in an effort to push prices higher.
Under the settlement, the state DOJ says the three companies must end their price coordination, adopt compliance measures and cooperate with

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026

Hire a trans person today.

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

it finally happened: one of my kids came out as trans least surprising coming out ever (despite how nervous she was)

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026

making the Roblox pain sound from the psychic damage i got hearing a customer had to go physically turn on a server because we were getting alerts about it being unreachable

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026

"i washed the swim clothes" "...those were already washed" "but the washer door was open" "i probably opened it because i meant to move them to the dryer and then i forgot. you didn't notice they were washed? weren't they wet?" "i mean, i would assume they were wet. they're swim clothes." "but […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026

@freyja-lynx.dev new job?! i've been out of the loop, but i hope you like this one better! that last place... woof...

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

i haven't felt like i've had much to say lately. feels like there isn't much _to_ say. things are what they are. it is only time for action.

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026

muting myself on calls because i need to make weird noises

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026

in like a year we're gonna be at "i can't believe the Torment Nexus is actually tormenting us now"

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026

@freyja-lynx.dev i hope you get to a point in your career where you are the person who walks in the door day one, sees this stuff, and gets to say "we aren't doing this anymore. this is becoming a fully automated pipeline by friday." (assuming you want to do that, lol. i basically live for it.)

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026

tfw connection leak until you crash your SQLite driver so silly

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026

reminder that life is too short to argue with people about things they made up i mean, you can do it if you want, but you definitely don't have to

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026

the three business models in 2026 America are fraud, gambling, and car washes

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026

rolling out the emergency anti-goblin patch

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026

ads are trying to convince me to get a shirt that says "HOT WIFE SUMMER" tempting

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026

for some reason my game is now going to have its own version of a Euthalian Apparatus

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

i'm not sure i've ever seen a game use this kind of mechanic, at least not in this way. fun times

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

it may be a fact that there was a city on a particular tile, and it may be recorded as a fact that it was destroyed when a particular culture sacked it, but the survivors of the victim culture and aggressor culture can disagree about what happened and why, or one party can forget altogether that […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

JSON-defined rules feed a rule engine, which checks whether the rule passes. if it passes, it fires a related behavior, which logs an event intent, which then falls through any counter-processing/resolution, commits, and triggers any downstream behaviors (which follow the same flow) i'll have […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

i'm going to end up writing some kind of architectural thing about my game at some point the particular constraints of the game call for a unique approach to event processing. it's not pub/sub or anything like that, but a deterministic phase queue

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

remember when it came out Trump was making his lackeys wear shoes that don't fit as a way of fucking with them no matter how much your life sucks, at least a geriatric pedophile isn't forcing you to wear the wrong shoes to humiliate you

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

this is what happens when your team gets a reputation for pulling off last-minute miracles at a moment's notice that's just not possible here

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

tfw your boss asks you how long something will take, and it's the single most complex ask we'll ever have, so i say it'll take 6-9 months and he's like "come on, it can't be that long" what do you want, man? it's complex, dangerous, highly sensitive. you want it done right or not?

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026

pro tip: you can't get canceled on twitter if you aren't on twitter

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026

my partner got an uncharacteristic apology from someone who hurt them and i read it and i'm like "this was written by ChatGPT" proper spelling/punctuation, liberal use of emdashes. written in that "voice" CGPT does so predictably. please write your own fucking apologies, folks. it would be […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026

getting really into laser engraving, as a bit

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026

anyway i hope you always wanted to play as a planet because that's what's happening now

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026

did some deranged brainstorming about my game over the weekend and now it's so philosophically up its own ass i will never write it down as conceived, it will be almost all subtext and will appear to players as probably just Weird Vibes

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026

ok so if anyone wants to be an alpha tester for my game, let me know. i'm keeping a list

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

FB ads cannot tell what gender i am and that's really funny they showed me ads suggesting i'm a "dad," then a "mom," then ads for gender care clinics keep at it, fellas. you'll never figure it out

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

meanwhile, pretty much my entire career has been turning various processes into automated pipelines, so the idea of having an LLM encroach on the process and just make it _slower_ is baffling to me

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

i'm starting to realize what a lot of people use LLMs for is building linear pipelines because they do not know how to build their own. so many use cases are just linear pipelines. unless there's some kind of wacky selection criteria involved, there's simply no purpose in including an AI/LLM […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

this guy at my job keeps wanting to use AI for everything. i'm like, this is a linear process with filters at each step. you can have AI write the code for the filtering, i guess, but having it go through all the things to filter directly is ridiculous. it's making crude "go"/"no go" decisions […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

naturally, after poking at it for a while i've decided it's time for another mechanical overhaul 😂 that's just how it is with me

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026

i even wrote a "demo mode" so it just zooms to various parts of the world as events occur. the city view is becoming a centerpiece here. still got a lot to do though.

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026

so far the response when i show someone my game for the first time and explain what it's doing, they have a hard time believing it's a full stack simulation. but it is: terrain generation, climate, biome, species, functioning food chains, up to sentient species, cultures, languages, religions […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026

sometimes i think about how sad it is that the corporate selling point of AI-generated media is "it will be able to make anything you want" most of the fun of movies, TV shows, video games, etc. is getting things you _didn't expect_ and _didn't even know you wanted_ that's where all the […]

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026

they should get rid of paywalls and instead make gaywalls: you can see the thing for free only if you're gay. hets have to pay.

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