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@bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy
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a perfectly normal thing made of cheese was once @bigcheese.club on bsky, but now i bridge there to @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy 🌉 bridged from ⁂ jorts.horse/@bigmarinara, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026
i just want someone to make a Vaio C1VPK with modern hardware why will no one do this i'm a market of one, gimme
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
making a new site finally
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/08/2026
wild how people who say others are too easily offended absolutely melt down if they see a feminine person with armpit hair or a mustache grow up
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/07/2026
speaking in a professional context here, i will always take a mid performer with a good attitude over a top performer with a bad one
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
damn, what's even the point of having feelings if somebody can hurt them. what the fuck
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
what if someone took that Charlie Kirk statue and attached it to a drone and flew it into the Freedom Tower that'd be really fucked up right
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/07/2026
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol
From mid-2022 to early 2025, the egg producers communicated with each other to coordinate bidding activity on a widely used pricing service, according to a complaint filed in a federal court in Iowa.
The complaint details instances of executives for the companies calling and texting each other in an effort to push prices higher.
Under the settlement, the state DOJ says the three companies must end their price coordination, adopt compliance measures and cooperate with
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/06/2026
Hire a trans person today.
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026
it finally happened: one of my kids came out as trans least surprising coming out ever (despite how nervous she was)
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026
car pee DM or whatever the saying is
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
making the Roblox pain sound from the psychic damage i got hearing a customer had to go physically turn on a server because we were getting alerts about it being unreachable
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
"i washed the swim clothes" "...those were already washed" "but the washer door was open" "i probably opened it because i meant to move them to the dryer and then i forgot. you didn't notice they were washed? weren't they wet?" "i mean, i would assume they were wet. they're swim clothes." "but […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026
i haven't felt like i've had much to say lately. feels like there isn't much _to_ say. things are what they are. it is only time for action.
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2026
muting myself on calls because i need to make weird noises
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/05/2026
in like a year we're gonna be at "i can't believe the Torment Nexus is actually tormenting us now"
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
tfw connection leak until you crash your SQLite driver so silly
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/05/2026
reminder that life is too short to argue with people about things they made up i mean, you can do it if you want, but you definitely don't have to
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
the three business models in 2026 America are fraud, gambling, and car washes
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 05/05/2026
rolling out the emergency anti-goblin patch
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/05/2026
ads are trying to convince me to get a shirt that says "HOT WIFE SUMMER" tempting
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/05/2026
for some reason my game is now going to have its own version of a Euthalian Apparatus
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
i'm going to end up writing some kind of architectural thing about my game at some point the particular constraints of the game call for a unique approach to event processing. it's not pub/sub or anything like that, but a deterministic phase queue
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
remember when it came out Trump was making his lackeys wear shoes that don't fit as a way of fucking with them no matter how much your life sucks, at least a geriatric pedophile isn't forcing you to wear the wrong shoes to humiliate you
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026
tfw your boss asks you how long something will take, and it's the single most complex ask we'll ever have, so i say it'll take 6-9 months and he's like "come on, it can't be that long" what do you want, man? it's complex, dangerous, highly sensitive. you want it done right or not?
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026
pro tip: you can't get canceled on twitter if you aren't on twitter
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 27/04/2026
my partner got an uncharacteristic apology from someone who hurt them and i read it and i'm like "this was written by ChatGPT" proper spelling/punctuation, liberal use of emdashes. written in that "voice" CGPT does so predictably. please write your own fucking apologies, folks. it would be […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
just some wholesome local corruption what couldn't be mentioned in this piece is how the owner of this animal control firm uses it to seize and kill pets from people who cross her jersey.substack.com/p/tycos-townshi…
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Tyco’s Township Trap: How Carol Tyler Built an Empire Renting Taxpayer Assets to Other Towns
One Animal Control Officer Got Lucrative No-Bid Contracts All Over North Jersey
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026
getting really into laser engraving, as a bit
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
did some deranged brainstorming about my game over the weekend and now it's so philosophically up its own ass i will never write it down as conceived, it will be almost all subtext and will appear to players as probably just Weird Vibes
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
ok so if anyone wants to be an alpha tester for my game, let me know. i'm keeping a list
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
FB ads cannot tell what gender i am and that's really funny they showed me ads suggesting i'm a "dad," then a "mom," then ads for gender care clinics keep at it, fellas. you'll never figure it out
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
this guy at my job keeps wanting to use AI for everything. i'm like, this is a linear process with filters at each step. you can have AI write the code for the filtering, i guess, but having it go through all the things to filter directly is ridiculous. it's making crude "go"/"no go" decisions […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
a 1 hour demo of my game (WIP) www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbNQjJhAZNY
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 13/04/2026
so far the response when i show someone my game for the first time and explain what it's doing, they have a hard time believing it's a full stack simulation. but it is: terrain generation, climate, biome, species, functioning food chains, up to sentient species, cultures, languages, religions […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
sometimes i think about how sad it is that the corporate selling point of AI-generated media is "it will be able to make anything you want" most of the fun of movies, TV shows, video games, etc. is getting things you _didn't expect_ and _didn't even know you wanted_ that's where all the […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
they should get rid of paywalls and instead make gaywalls: you can see the thing for free only if you're gay. hets have to pay.
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2026
for the love of god, stop using AI slop images to make infographics and illustrations make them yourself or hire somebody. the second i see one--and it's always obvious because of the rampant AI "tells"--i just don't give a shit what you have to say. you didn't care enough to make it yourself […]
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
I really can't help but see LLMs as a way for venture capitalists to speedrun startups without having to worry about things like employees, contracts or anything else.
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
the other day i saw this insane thread on vibe coding. it was like "the biggest issue with vibe coding" and then it explained how nobody understands the tiny components and how they work together (microservice architecture). the solution for this as proposed by the thread was yet another […]
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
Nextdoor is always the same: "here's the truth about minimum wage..." and it's just another guy posting about how there shouldn't be one because it hurts small business
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
you know things are fucked when girlies who usually just post cute pics of themselves are suddenly shouting about the necessity to destroy datacenters and obliterate the US empire
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 07/04/2026
tfw a horrible memory leak was because you were reallocating a 3D object every frame instead of disposing/reusing it 🤦‍♀️​
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2026
can't believe they yanked Jesus Simulator from the PlayStation store. it looked so good too!
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
a developer on a call today said "6, 7" in a non-meme sense and clearly thought nothing of it and i imagined for a moment how blissful such ignorance must be
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
Ocean County is the Florida of New Jersey
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 02/04/2026
i was sick as a dog on TDOV and too out of it to post anything but i love you trans rights are human rights, if you disagree you should die 🤷​
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
tfw people keep yelling at you to fix a problem and you keep saying "this is a data issue, get the devs to look at the data" until one of them actually does and discovers that it was, in fact, a data issue it's almost like i'm not stupid
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026
professional software developers are seriously some of the most childish people i've ever met. men in their 40s throwing tantrums because they're asked to do things a certain way. grow up.
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large mozz @bigmarinara.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
the kind of person who sees a "No Kings" protest and yells "CHRIST IS KING"
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