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Biggle

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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Beating off", why so violent? I play mine like a violin
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your Honour, in what sort of "society" can a man be found guilty of "man-slaughter", for simply following the fundamental laws of improvisisation?
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is first date too soon for a rorschach test?
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty tired of seeing all this cuckery about. Cuck fatigue.
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is it inappropriate to send a thank you card after a one night stand?
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bill Gates on his success: "Have you ever heard of moodboards?"
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm so cold, I once watched a lion kill a man and I didn't even chuckle
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no its cool bbabe keep going, doing biits is sexy
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Imagine if they made urinals like glory holes
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
childbirth is crazy because you got no idea what that mf will be like. it's great, one more oppurtunity to gamble
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Picketing the funeral home yelling Stop killing people!
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Reading the original captain america run and furiously taking notes
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
men are like toddlers, always throwing up when they look at me
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
preferring oak forests in minecraft always makes me feel like a white supremacist
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
On the bus watching a straight couple form in my tomodachi life but shaking my head so people know I don't approve
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is there any noise as pathetic as a car alarm? You're not a baby bro, no one cares
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
comedy is stored in the boobs
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Cult leader are so damn boring. These people will believe anything you say, tell them the only path to heaven is making a damn fine hot chocco
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lets eat grandma with a comma
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Im kinda like if an ai chatbot had the soul of a drunk victorian child
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
drinking vodka monsters and smoking cigarettes at 7am, can't let my brain rot out pace my body rot
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"The Queer Gaze" and it's just found family
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Eminem is the Rick and Morty of rap
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Would you sitll love me if I was a Jester, or perhaps, a Fool?
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I fucked your dad last night He misses you
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The fastest way to achieve independence for Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales is to convince the English right wing to hold an "English Independence Referendum"
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
please don't touch my penis :/
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Americans always so extra. "Bad Bunny in the Super Bowl", just say soup!
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
call me The Beaver the way I bite cock
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The end of the American century really got me hearing about De Gaulle a couple times a week
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If you're going to abandon all your morals to take saudi money, you should at least have some gay sex while you're there
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
his middle name is john? i always thought it was jonald
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
cringe is in the eye of the beholder
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Being a sports fan kinda freaky Ball knowledge? Of who's?
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
at the gym working on my buldge
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
My main goal is to own an ally, name it Blow Job Ally, and see what happens
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I love maths! Yippee girl, you make the world go round <3 Except for probability whcihc is dumb and fake and I hate you
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My tactical decision making is like Sun Tzu, if the enemy I'm trying to defeat is myself
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I imagine that it gave Charlie Kirk great pleasure to die as a martyr to the god of death he worshipped. I wish instead he could have died another way: of old age, peacefully, in a country where all his work had come to nothing, and he himself completely forgotten.
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Great Prophet sat upon the mountain top, holding the fixation of his loyal followers. A follower asked, "Oh Great Prophet, you have been from us for many days. You looked to the heavens and the earth for an answer. Did the Gods answer your question? How does one obtain happiness?" "Gucci Hat"
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
the fact white boys are so angry proves that the only true happines in this life is hand-made textiles
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
If I was Jesus designing my human body, I would make my junk an exact replica of some other dude's out there. Then when I'm pissing, I can stare up at the moon and wonder if my twin is grabbing at his too <3
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The most fucked up thing about the internet is that you have near infinite opportunities to spread joy and support
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Does anybody know if scientists have gotten monkeys addicted to gambling yet? I bet it would be insanely easy
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You know you're doing something FUCKed up when the website asks you to login with facebook
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Biggle @biggle.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
HEARTWARMING: White boy drinks jasmine tea once, votes green
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